Ampeel Puns

Aurora_SurvivorAurora_Survivor Naperville Illinois Members Join Date: 2018-01-04 Member: 234809Posts: 109 Advanced user
Go ahead and list as many bad Ampeel jokes in the comments below! They might as well be reVOLTing...

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  • jamintheinfinite_1jamintheinfinite_1 JupiterMembers Join Date: 2016-12-03 Member: 224524Posts: 1,062 Advanced user
    edited May 2018
    Watt is this thread
    You probably also know me as Terranhawk, aka, the guy who has a Starcraft name but has never touched or seen a Starcraft game in his life/
    I'm both a content and discussion's moderator of both the BZ and SN wikias

    I'm the creator of this Creature Evolution Chart
    I live in the Subnautica side of the forums. IF you have seen me you probably know I suk at speling log wrods and that I'm very sarcastic and don't take things seriously unless called for


    I'm called jamintheinfinite_1 because I was an idiot and made a typo on my email address for the account jamintheinfinite and I was too dumb to know how to fix it.




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  • SkopeSkope Wouldn't you like to know ;)Members Join Date: 2016-06-07 Member: 218212Posts: 1,179 Advanced user
    @kingkuma
    I'm not sorry.
    I've been skulking around here for almost four years.

    Yet I still have no idea what's going on.
    Darwin-Evolution
  • VectorMaster22VectorMaster22 (I left my keys in the Neptune Escape Rocket when I was trying to get stuff for my time capsule)Members Join Date: 2018-04-23 Member: 240271Posts: 106 Advanced user
    Watt is this thread

    OMG I was going to post that!
    Thank you all for this wild ride life has been.
  • Crewman87Crewman87 Members Join Date: 2016-12-14 Member: 224967Posts: 256 Advanced user
    The atmosphere in this thread is Electric.
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  • AnomalyDetectedAnomalyDetected Alterra Housing District: Planet VicaronMembers Join Date: 2017-04-19 Member: 229741Posts: 770 Advanced user
    These comments are quite shocking, I say.
    ================Anom================
    "I'm ashamed, I'm to blame,
    Don't wanna think about it,
    Who I am, what I've done?
    How do I carry on?
    Wanna change, turn the page,
    Don't wanna think about it,
    How do I undo what's done?"
    - "Undone" Five Finger Death Punch
    ================Anom================
  • kingkumakingkuma cancels Work: distracted by Dwarf FortressMembers Join Date: 2015-09-25 Member: 208137Posts: 825 Advanced user
    I don't have many puns about ampeels, i just have an ampeel that tells bad jokes.
    I do have these two:
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    I am Kingkuma, Leader of the PH/SP , Slayer of Cuddlefish, Conspiracy theorist , Humanizer of warpers , Shifter of sands , Creator of Fanart , Enemy of Crabsquids , Hater of Lava Larvae , Winner of the great stalker bar brawl of 2017 , Creator of flowcharts , Killer of time , Romancer of warpers ,and head designer for the ALTERRA 5th airborne division.

    I have a webcomic. It involves Tsundere Nereids, Canadians, magic, girls wielding crossbows, and possibly Scott Pilgrim. It updates every Wednesday at 4 pm EST. Check it out. (No, please, check it out.)

    Also: Stop hating on the warpers. They have feelings too, ya'know.
  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The NetherlandsMembers, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Posts: 15,781 Advanced user
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    Guardian of the "magic cookiejar" 

    Retired forum Admin, I mostly used a flamethrower tank for disputes... Mostly

    Retired EUPT Deputy | Moral Support | Squad 5 Blue | 102 1HP Skulk escapes and counting

  • RecursionRecursion The cosmosMembers Join Date: 2017-07-01 Member: 231505Posts: 481 Advanced user
    I must say, This thread could probably do with being amped up a little.
    I'm a stupid person who makes stupid games and constantly self-deprecates his stupid life because he's a stupid idiot.

    Yeah, I'm a bit messed up.
  • FlametuskFlametusk Sparse ReefMembers Join Date: 2018-01-24 Member: 235582Posts: 69 Advanced user
    Oh no. Now Ohm making puns.

    Alternatively: Ohm no. Now I'm making puns.

    Alternatively: Monty Ohm was known for turning every Alterra technology into a gun in his popular animated web series.
    It is my opinion that the best place to build a base is the northern end of the Sparse Reef.

    That moment when you accidentally eat the last Marblemelon.
  • Q_bertQ_bert inactivelavartMembers Join Date: 2018-05-08 Member: 240607Posts: 138 Advanced user
    Where can you get pork on 4546B? From a HAMpeel!




    I’ll see myself out.
    Don’t steal my plants.
  • SouthernGorillaSouthernGorilla United StatesMembers Join Date: 2017-07-26 Member: 232057Posts: 156 Advanced user
    Some of these jokes have me feeling eel.
    Maalteromm
  • jamintheinfinite_1jamintheinfinite_1 JupiterMembers Join Date: 2016-12-03 Member: 224524Posts: 1,062 Advanced user
    edited June 2018
    I will be shocked if someone can make a good pun here
    Post edited by jamintheinfinite_1 on
    You probably also know me as Terranhawk, aka, the guy who has a Starcraft name but has never touched or seen a Starcraft game in his life/
    I'm both a content and discussion's moderator of both the BZ and SN wikias

    I'm the creator of this Creature Evolution Chart
    I live in the Subnautica side of the forums. IF you have seen me you probably know I suk at speling log wrods and that I'm very sarcastic and don't take things seriously unless called for


    I'm called jamintheinfinite_1 because I was an idiot and made a typo on my email address for the account jamintheinfinite and I was too dumb to know how to fix it.




    s̮̮͇̲̱̻͕͈̠ͪ͐̇̾͒̀͌i̖͈͚̘͈̐̀̈́̃̒̇̀͊ͧ̔̏͒ͅḿ͎͉̜̦̦͓̟̞͗̇͒ͨ̏͌̑ͨͬͬͧͭͥo̩̞̰̮̞̮̼̫̩̳̘͆ͯͣ̓̍͆ͣ̎ͫ͂ͪṅ͖̪̫̘̼̙̪̙̳̰̊̒͋͗ͪͥ̅̑ͤ̆̅ͬͥ̑ͫ ̲̳̟̰̭̖̞͓̙̘͓͔̣͇ͭͥ̂̎̋́͂̋̈́̌͐ͤͨ̀̐̂ͦi͍̫͔̟̰͖͚̫͎̞͚͌ͤ̀͗ͥ͐̂̓ͧs̭͈͙̱̹̬͓̦̝͔̘̼̤͍͎̞̥̎̅̉͛ͦ͒̇͛̎ͬͨ́̍͒̀ͦͅͅ ͙̱̖̳̻͚̳̘̯̲͚̭̟͎̩̤͔̼̩̈́ͤ̋ͪ̿͛ͤͥ̅̒̆̉̓̒̓̅̈̈́̉t̖̞͓̥̤̪̯̘͓͌ͨͮͮͅh̰̙̮̖̆ͬ̎ͫ̿̽̾͋͗̍ͪ͑̀e̳̟̭͇ͤ̃͊̀ͤ̅ͫ̅̒ ̰̗͔̟̼̺̫̲͍̯̥̼͚̦̜̯̣̇̀̅̂̋ͧͦ̊ͥͮ͛̾͐̌͆̔́̎͋ͅb͍̣̲͇͙̞̘̰̫̪̖͔̈̅̃ͬͬḙ͖̠̬͇̦̰̪̟͊̀͐̍̾̓̊s̬͍͈̲̦̥͉̦̼̥͕͍̲̝ͪͬ͆͆͛ͩ̎̓̊̐͗̿̾̊̊t̪͉̝͖̫̼̤̼̩̰ͧ̐̽̋̈́̉̏̃́




  • Hunter387Hunter387 Members Join Date: 2018-07-01 Member: 241853Posts: 79 Advanced user
    I almost died of shock after reading these puns
  • jamintheinfinite_1jamintheinfinite_1 JupiterMembers Join Date: 2016-12-03 Member: 224524Posts: 1,062 Advanced user
    "Shocking isn't it?"







    This quote was bound to happen
    You probably also know me as Terranhawk, aka, the guy who has a Starcraft name but has never touched or seen a Starcraft game in his life/
    I'm both a content and discussion's moderator of both the BZ and SN wikias

    I'm the creator of this Creature Evolution Chart
    I live in the Subnautica side of the forums. IF you have seen me you probably know I suk at speling log wrods and that I'm very sarcastic and don't take things seriously unless called for


    I'm called jamintheinfinite_1 because I was an idiot and made a typo on my email address for the account jamintheinfinite and I was too dumb to know how to fix it.




    s̮̮͇̲̱̻͕͈̠ͪ͐̇̾͒̀͌i̖͈͚̘͈̐̀̈́̃̒̇̀͊ͧ̔̏͒ͅḿ͎͉̜̦̦͓̟̞͗̇͒ͨ̏͌̑ͨͬͬͧͭͥo̩̞̰̮̞̮̼̫̩̳̘͆ͯͣ̓̍͆ͣ̎ͫ͂ͪṅ͖̪̫̘̼̙̪̙̳̰̊̒͋͗ͪͥ̅̑ͤ̆̅ͬͥ̑ͫ ̲̳̟̰̭̖̞͓̙̘͓͔̣͇ͭͥ̂̎̋́͂̋̈́̌͐ͤͨ̀̐̂ͦi͍̫͔̟̰͖͚̫͎̞͚͌ͤ̀͗ͥ͐̂̓ͧs̭͈͙̱̹̬͓̦̝͔̘̼̤͍͎̞̥̎̅̉͛ͦ͒̇͛̎ͬͨ́̍͒̀ͦͅͅ ͙̱̖̳̻͚̳̘̯̲͚̭̟͎̩̤͔̼̩̈́ͤ̋ͪ̿͛ͤͥ̅̒̆̉̓̒̓̅̈̈́̉t̖̞͓̥̤̪̯̘͓͌ͨͮͮͅh̰̙̮̖̆ͬ̎ͫ̿̽̾͋͗̍ͪ͑̀e̳̟̭͇ͤ̃͊̀ͤ̅ͫ̅̒ ̰̗͔̟̼̺̫̲͍̯̥̼͚̦̜̯̣̇̀̅̂̋ͧͦ̊ͥͮ͛̾͐̌͆̔́̎͋ͅb͍̣̲͇͙̞̘̰̫̪̖͔̈̅̃ͬͬḙ͖̠̬͇̦̰̪̟͊̀͐̍̾̓̊s̬͍͈̲̦̥͉̦̼̥͕͍̲̝ͪͬ͆͆͛ͩ̎̓̊̐͗̿̾̊̊t̪͉̝͖̫̼̤̼̩̰ͧ̐̽̋̈́̉̏̃́




  • SkopeSkope Wouldn't you like to know ;)Members Join Date: 2016-06-07 Member: 218212Posts: 1,179 Advanced user
    Just read through the thread.


    I'm gonna need a defibrillator, stat.
    I've been skulking around here for almost four years.

    Yet I still have no idea what's going on.
    Hunter387Kouji_Sanjamintheinfinite_1
  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The NetherlandsMembers, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Posts: 15,781 Advanced user
    The current must flow

    Guardian of the "magic cookiejar" 

    Retired forum Admin, I mostly used a flamethrower tank for disputes... Mostly

    Retired EUPT Deputy | Moral Support | Squad 5 Blue | 102 1HP Skulk escapes and counting

  • ShrekislifeShrekislife Shrek's Grand SwampMembers Join Date: 2018-07-31 Member: 242594Posts: 53 Advanced user
    Wow I'm just stunned by all of these puns
  • RecursionRecursion The cosmosMembers Join Date: 2017-07-01 Member: 231505Posts: 481 Advanced user
    I used a potato peeler on an ampeel. Now it's just an am.
    I'm a stupid person who makes stupid games and constantly self-deprecates his stupid life because he's a stupid idiot.

    Yeah, I'm a bit messed up.
  • coolcat05coolcat05 longfordMembers Join Date: 2018-07-13 Member: 242160Posts: 2 Fully active user
    this page was electrefying
  • Q_bertQ_bert inactivelavartMembers Join Date: 2018-05-08 Member: 240607Posts: 138 Advanced user
    What did the ampeel get when it was made the king? The crown joules!
    Don’t steal my plants.
  • ShrekislifeShrekislife Shrek's Grand SwampMembers Join Date: 2018-07-31 Member: 242594Posts: 53 Advanced user
    It feels a bit cramped here.
  • RecursionRecursion The cosmosMembers Join Date: 2017-07-01 Member: 231505Posts: 481 Advanced user
    edited August 2018
    What did the ampeel say when it lost all it's charge?
    I'm ex-static!
    I'm a stupid person who makes stupid games and constantly self-deprecates his stupid life because he's a stupid idiot.

    Yeah, I'm a bit messed up.
  • ShrekislifeShrekislife Shrek's Grand SwampMembers Join Date: 2018-07-31 Member: 242594Posts: 53 Advanced user
    These puns make me very zappy
  • DarkStar88DarkStar88 Omaha, NEMembers Join Date: 2018-05-03 Member: 240491Posts: 62 Advanced user
    Why can't you teach an Ampeel anything? Because it's already currant.
  • BFCrusaderBFCrusader SwedenMembers Join Date: 2017-12-07 Member: 234281Posts: 10 Fully active user
    Ohm my... There's absolutely no resistance to making bad puns here. It's like a barrage from batteries
  • ShrekislifeShrekislife Shrek's Grand SwampMembers Join Date: 2018-07-31 Member: 242594Posts: 53 Advanced user
    What did the ampeel eat when it got hungry?
    An energy bar!
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