NS2 Realism Mod
godrifle
Join Date: 2006-12-01 Member: 58815Members
Join Date: 2006-12-01 Member: 58815Members
If the title of this thread makes you laugh, then you're getting the concept of the thread. Let's throw game design and balance out the window, and suggest realistic changes for this realism mod.
-You can print out as many marines as you want with the infantry portal. The game should be like 90v10.
-More leg room in the Exo.
-Skulks now make a really loud sound when they're wall walking, and leave footprint decals on the wall.
-If an Onos jumps into a hive, the hive screams like when it's dying and it screams "Nooo it won't fit! STOP IT YOU'RE HURTING ME!!"
-The devs have made it a point that the Kharaa aren't necessarily evil, so the aliens should not only have an evil chuckle taunt, but a good hearted laugh as well. I mean imagine that.
-You can print out as many marines as you want with the infantry portal. The game should be like 90v10.
-More leg room in the Exo.
-Skulks now make a really loud sound when they're wall walking, and leave footprint decals on the wall.
-If an Onos jumps into a hive, the hive screams like when it's dying and it screams "Nooo it won't fit! STOP IT YOU'RE HURTING ME!!"
-The devs have made it a point that the Kharaa aren't necessarily evil, so the aliens should not only have an evil chuckle taunt, but a good hearted laugh as well. I mean imagine that.
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Gorges and Onos have it even worse, and get a 20+ degree blind spot.
OR skulks really have eyes in their mouth and the mod simply adds a small model and skin change to the skulk.
Same for gorges and lerks.
...they would look so creepy....
-Similar to med pack drops, the commander can drop live grenades onto aliens now.
- replace gorge heal speeding player evolution with gorge egg incubation.
... Man I'm gonna have fun here.
the only thing that made me laugh in this thread, well done.
-Marines now cower in corner covered in tears and slobber realistically because they are being hunted by flesh eating invisible silent monsters
-Aliens now no longer have any team based chat because they are stupid aliens, they don't know how to use teamwork
-Marines now trip after sprinting up stairs or over objects
-Exos must now be built over the course of 8 in game hours
-Sentry turrets now have unreliable firmware causing them to rip marines apart from time to time
-Hive now rolls around on floor because there is no way those 3 spindly fuckers would hold up like that
-Marine commander now hallucinates and is utterly useless as he is sitting in a black box hearing all his friends die terrible deaths outside
-Onos now shoot dung out rapidly when sprinting
-Onos tusk attack now impales a marine sending his guts flying
I think you'd be surprised how often animals do that.
-Fades take damage when they Shadow-step into walls.
-Fall damage.
-Bipedal creatures can trip and fall over (effect similar to Stomp).
-Gorge Spit doesn't fade away.
-Marines can mount Onos.
-Lerks can carry Marines, Skulks, Gorges, and eggs.
Nice one OP, title is pretty funny.
orbit.
I can imagine marines using oxygen masks and simply shooting a window to remove atmosphere.
- It's 2013
- TSF removed, they are US marines now.
- Kharaa removed, they are dogs, hippos, elephants etc.
- NS2 is now SAFARI HUNT.
Move to area when ordered. Hold area if awaiting orders. Engage targets in defense on an area upon sight. Offensively, prioritize targets based on the current objective. A structure may supercede a hostile lifeform in terms of priority. Do not engage bacterium cysts/structures. when attempting a stealth phasegate insertion. When in doubt, identify the senior field marine and emulate their actions.
feel free to add more.