Half orthodontic equiment, Half medieval torture device

moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
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<div class="IPBDescription">for your [male-specific body part]</div>This is the most earnest site I've ever seen for a [male-specific body part] enlargement scheme, and also the most hilarious.
<a href="http://www.extensyslab.com/" target="_blank">http://www.extensyslab.com/</a>

<img src="http://www.extensyslab.com/main_data/cen2.gif" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
In particular, this one does.

<img src="http://www.extensyslab.com/main_data/xt4000_02.jpg" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
GO GO GADGET etc.

<img src="http://www.extensyslab.com/main_data/diagram_01.gif" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    Somehow I imagine this device interfering with your sleep. Seriously...
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  • enf0rcerenf0rcer intrigued... Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14584Members
    I want to order one just to see if this is a joke.

    The pictures of the "device" are clearly 3d renders. I get the impression it's not legit but hey, maybe someone really did make a rack for your john-thomas.
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  • cshank4cshank4 Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13425Members
    Wouldn't work, you need something that'll make the muscle bigger, not just stretch it out. (So, you'll get a longer one but a thinner one. Not a good trade off...)
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  • RetalesRetales Panigg cultist Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19180Members
    *twitch* >_0
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  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    edited May 2007
    Im sure this will work just as well as the pumps did.... aka NOT AT ALL.

    Edit: Seriously it looks like some kind of futuristic cyborg sex parasite alien thing D:

    Edit2: REALLY, WHO EVER TOUGHT MAKING THAT THING WAS A GOOD IDEA?
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  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    <!--quoteo(post=1625882:date=May 10 2007, 12:43 AM:name=Depot)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Depot @ May 10 2007, 12:43 AM) [snapback]1625882[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Somehow I imagine this device interfering with your sleep. Seriously...
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    It's got "comfort zones" well not that it would help... much...
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  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    Comfort zones, yes. But pleasure zones?

    I'm sold.
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  • RoverRover blargh Join Date: 2003-09-23 Member: 21139Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1625884:date=May 10 2007, 12:56 AM:name=cshank4)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(cshank4 @ May 10 2007, 12:56 AM) [snapback]1625884[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Wouldn't work, you need something that'll make the muscle bigger, not just stretch it out. (So, you'll get a longer one but a thinner one. Not a good trade off...)
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    Your p3n0r is a muscle?
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  • cshank4cshank4 Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13425Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1625904:date=May 9 2007, 07:49 PM:name=Rover)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Rover @ May 9 2007, 07:49 PM) [snapback]1625904[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Your p3n0r is a muscle?
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    Really spongy muscle IIRC.
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  • RoverRover blargh Join Date: 2003-09-23 Member: 21139Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1625906:date=May 10 2007, 01:51 AM:name=cshank4)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(cshank4 @ May 10 2007, 01:51 AM) [snapback]1625906[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Really spongy muscle IIRC.
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    It's a collection of blood vessels.
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1625906:date=May 9 2007, 04:51 PM:name=cshank4)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(cshank4 @ May 9 2007, 04:51 PM) [snapback]1625906[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Really spongy muscle IIRC.
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    Yeah, there's no muscle there. Its spongy tissue that fills up with blood. Although I'm fairly sure that there is some muscle at the base which constricts the blood vessels to trap the blood inside.
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  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    Mantrid's session on Biology 101 <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
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  • MamboKingMamboKing Join Date: 2004-03-06 Member: 27169Members
    edited May 2007
    I don't think it would work because the damn thing would probably fall off most of the time.

    edit: The device, not your wang.
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1625931:date=May 9 2007, 07:26 PM:name=MamboKing)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(MamboKing @ May 9 2007, 07:26 PM) [snapback]1625931[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    edit: The device, not your wang.
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    Naw, I'm sure after extended use...
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  • MouseMouse The Lighter Side of Pessimism Join Date: 2002-03-02 Member: 263Members, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    I'm just going to...

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