Whats The Best Way To A Marines Heart

CayCay Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8329Members
in Kharaa Strategy
Through His Chest.
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  • TheGlowTheGlow Join Date: 2002-11-22 Member: 9650Members
    Or the back! Less chance of getting shot.
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  • MercenaryForHireMercenaryForHire Join Date: 2002-10-03 Member: 1410Members
    The heart? Eww! It's so tough and gamey!

    I find the head best ... sure it's got a helmet - but the tougher to crack, the sweeter the snack! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    - M4H
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  • DrizztDrizzt Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4128Members
    Scientific reports prove that the easiest way to a Marine's heart is through the rectum. I wouldn't recommend it, though. I wouldn't recommend hugging a Skulk, either. Both are slimy, dirty and smelly, and will end up with you writhing in agony on the floor.

    Don't let this happen to you!
    <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo-->
    Buy Kharaa away! Goes on quickly and doesn't stop!
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    "If you're about to die
    which'll ruin your day
    go run and buy
    some Kharaa AwayTM!"
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    Up under the ribcage... no wait, that's with a knife <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Seriously, from the back or sides. Never the front. Get behind them!
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  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    edited November 2002
    Heck with the heart, I go for the ankles <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • ObliteraterObliterater Join Date: 2002-11-22 Member: 9652Members
    Forget the heart, eat his brain from up above then go eat the rest of his squad. I find that Marines with no head have exeptionaly bad aim.
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  • NiteMareNiteMare Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8741Members
    I find the small intestine to be tastiest, the large you wanna stop about a foot before though you might get some funky tastes from that.



    Hugging skulks is good, It promotes love.

    but for the heart, I believe that the neck is the fastest route
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  • MoratMorat Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8338Members
    If you nibble off the top of their head you can do a great Hannibal Lecter impression and amuse your brood-mates before polishing off your meal.

    I like to eat mine a bit at a time though. I find I get indigestion if I eat too much at once, and they taste better when they're been scared a good while.
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  • WurmspawnWurmspawn Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 19Members
    dinner, beer and a football game, once they see that you're a companionable alien, they'll chill a bit and then you can skewer them nicely from behind as they leap from the couch cheering a touchdown.
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  • HavoKHavoK Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3698Members
    I prefer the buddy method. One skulk takes the bottom half, the other takes the top half. Then they tug . . .
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  • VsEGaZVsEGaZ Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9823Members
    i always liked the marines **obscenity**, nice and flabby.
    Combo For stealth Skulk:
    Silence LVL 3
    Cloak LVL 3
    Regeneration. LVL3
    And dont hide in corners Marines always shoot in the corners, best bet To stay dead in middle of hallways cloaked and let them walk past ya and they dun hear u come at them <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> best stuff for a laugh or 2 watch out For Heavy's Only go for the light armour and LMG ppl/ Grenade. Make sure u get the guys right in the back
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