Vin Diesel Can Divide By Zero

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  • RustySpoonRustySpoon Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18069Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Jun 1 2005, 01:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Jun 1 2005, 01:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Contrary to what historians want you to believe the atomic bombs that were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were not actually bombs at all, they were actually Vin Diesel's orgasms. Vin has not had sex since, and may god help us all if he ever does. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Must you rape each thread one by one?

    (Or was that quote from the site? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->)
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    Both Lee Harvey Oswald and Vin Diesel killed JFK. Oswald fired Vin Diesel out of his rifle. Vin penetrated JFK's head then exploded.

    ^ this one made me lol
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  • Lt_PatchLt_Patch Join Date: 2005-02-07 Member: 40286Members
    Sorry, I just read this one, and had to quoth it.

    <!--QuoteBegin-Something Awful.com - Ganguro...+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Something Awful.com - Ganguro...)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->If each of those bracelets symbolizes a sex act that guy has performed then he has been riding a hot pink Vespa through the biggest orgies since Larry Flint was put in a wheelchair.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Oh yeah, that one is sooooooo sig'd!
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    Vin Diesel wrote the Necronomicon, loosely based on a drunken three-day binge he had in Tijuana.

    Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

    <a href="http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=vin" target="_blank">There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. ###### you, team.</a>
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  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    I can't believe that "Random fact generator" website needs to many popups and adds... That's pretty much what made me decide I wasn't going to spend much time there.
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    I can't believe that people still think these things are funny. Although to be fair, I was already tired of them in 2005.
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  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1492179:date=Jun 1 2005, 03:19 AM:name=Quantum_Moose)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Quantum_Moose @ Jun 1 2005, 03:19 AM) [snapback]1492179[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    My submission:

    Einstein may have discovered that E=MC squared, but Vin Diesel invented it.
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    There is so much wrong with this post, I dont know where to start.

    Well lets see:

    E!=MC
    E=MC^2 with M beeing the reduced mass
    E=MC^2/(SQRT(1-V^2/c^2)) with M beeing mass

    And then of course that "inventing" a physical law is out of question. But something like

    <!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Eintein may have discovered that E=MC^2 but Vin Diesel has been converting matter to energy with his bare hands, since the beginning of time!<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    might actually work.
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  • enf0rcerenf0rcer intrigued... Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14584Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1619436:date=Apr 7 2007, 08:39 AM:name=Faskalia)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Faskalia @ Apr 7 2007, 08:39 AM) [snapback]1619436[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    There is so much wrong with this post, I dont know where to start.

    Well lets see:

    E!=MC
    E=MC^2 with M beeing the reduced mass
    E=MC^2/(SQRT(1-V^2/c^2)) with M beeing mass

    And then of course that "inventing" a physical law is out of question. But something like
    might actually work.
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    The humour just sortof stares blankly at you for a minute and just gives up doesn't it.

    NECRO FTW!

    Vin Diesel brushes his teeth with a saw.
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  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    Vin Diesel found Nemo.
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  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    <a href="http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/" target="_blank">Won't someone please think of Chuck Norris?</a>
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  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.

    Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1619446:date=Apr 7 2007, 03:18 PM:name=V_MAN)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(V_MAN @ Apr 7 2007, 03:18 PM) [snapback]1619446[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Anyone can delete the recycling bin.
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    I thought you could only hide it.
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  • SurgeSurge asda4a3sklflkgh Join Date: 2002-07-14 Member: 944Members
    My favorite one so far is, "It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage."
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1619424:date=Apr 7 2007, 04:39 AM:name=Mantrid)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mantrid @ Apr 7 2007, 04:39 AM) [snapback]1619424[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    I was already tired of them since before they existed.
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    Fixed.

    <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" />
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  • Dethwish_JDethwish_J Join Date: 2007-04-01 Member: 60546Members
    So Vin Diesel is the next Chuck Norris of nerd humour? God help us all <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" />
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1619458:date=Apr 7 2007, 04:39 PM:name=Dethwish_J)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dethwish_J @ Apr 7 2007, 04:39 PM) [snapback]1619458[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    So Vin Diesel is the next Chuck Norris of nerd humour? God help us all <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" />
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    Chuck Norris was the next Vin Diesel of nerd humour.
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  • Dethwish_JDethwish_J Join Date: 2007-04-01 Member: 60546Members
    I demand evidence! NO ONE SLANDERS THE GREAT CHUCK!
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20050512004600/http://www.4q.cc/" target="_blank">The website in May, 2005</a>

    <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20051105022249/http://4q.cc/" target="_blank">The website in November, 2005</a>
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  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    That's proves naught.
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1619620:date=Apr 8 2007, 06:51 PM:name=V_MAN)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(V_MAN @ Apr 8 2007, 06:51 PM) [snapback]1619620[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    That's proves naught.
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    Except that the Vin Diesel jokes came before the Chuck Norris ones? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/confused-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="???" border="0" alt="confused-fix.gif" />
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1619622:date=Apr 8 2007, 11:14 AM:name=Jimmeh)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Jimmeh @ Apr 8 2007, 11:14 AM) [snapback]1619622[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Except that the Vin Diesel jokes came before the Chuck Norris ones? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/confused-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="???" border="0" alt="confused-fix.gif" />
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    He's right, Diesel was before Norris.
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  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    edited April 2007
    That and Vin Diesel is still awesome... while Chuck Norris is a burnt-out shell of a B-movie actor selling ab exercisers on late night TV.

    Vin Diesel is also an RPG player, and active videogamer. Chuck Norris was in 'Sidekicks'.

    And yes, Vin Diesel 'facts' came first. Most of the Chuck Norris jokes today are just the Vin facts, with the names switched out.



    Now. Back on-topic. More Vin Diesel facts. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
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  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    maybe my funny bone is broken, but I thought half the joke was that vin diesel and chuck norris both suck <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
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  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    Vin Diesel once walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.


    I ###### lol'd
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  • KainTSAKainTSA Join Date: 2005-05-30 Member: 52831Members, Constellation
    Vin Diesel plays the same character in every movie but people are too afraid to notice.
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    Two words to Vin Diesel fans:

    The Pacifier.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1619757:date=Apr 9 2007, 07:28 AM:name=DiscoZombie)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoZombie @ Apr 9 2007, 07:28 AM) [snapback]1619757[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    maybe my funny bone is broken, but I thought half the joke was that vin diesel and chuck norris both suck <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
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    No, none of these are really funny.
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    edited April 2007
    <!--quoteo(post=1619876:date=Apr 9 2007, 05:22 PM:name=Liku)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Liku @ Apr 9 2007, 05:22 PM) [snapback]1619876[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=1619757:date=Apr 9 2007, 06:28 AM:name=DiscoZombie)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoZombie @ Apr 9 2007, 06:28 AM) [snapback]1619757[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    maybe my funny bone is broken, but I thought half the joke was that vin diesel and chuck norris both suck <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
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    No, none of these are really funny.
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    I regret to inform you two that you're being banned from the planet. Please pack your stuff and move in an orderly fashion into the orbital cannon.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    At least dying in space would be funnier than these jokes.

    The only semi-funny one I heard was:

    "Chuck Norris/Vin Diesel/Von Octane/whoeverthef*ck once entered an hour-long steak eating competition. He took the whole hour, the first 15 minutes he finished the steak the next 45 minutes he was f*cking the waitress."
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