Vin Diesel Can Divide By Zero

RustySpoon

<!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Jun 1 2005, 01:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Jun 1 2005, 01:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Contrary to what historians want you to believe the atomic bombs that were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were not actually bombs at all, they were actually Vin Diesel's orgasms. Vin has not had sex since, and may god help us all if he ever does. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Must you rape each thread one by one?

(Or was that quote from the site? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->)

Nil_IQ

Both Lee Harvey Oswald and Vin Diesel killed JFK. Oswald fired Vin Diesel out of his rifle. Vin penetrated JFK's head then exploded.

^ this one made me lol

Lt_Patch

Sorry, I just read this one, and had to quoth it.

<!--QuoteBegin-Something Awful.com - Ganguro...+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Something Awful.com - Ganguro...)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->If each of those bracelets symbolizes a sex act that guy has performed then he has been riding a hot pink Vespa through the biggest orgies since Larry Flint was put in a wheelchair.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Oh yeah, that one is sooooooo sig'd!

[WHO]Them

Vin Diesel wrote the Necronomicon, loosely based on a drunken three-day binge he had in Tijuana.

Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

<a href="http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=vin" target="_blank">There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. ###### you, team.</a>

Swiftspear

I can't believe that "Random fact generator" website needs to many popups and adds... That's pretty much what made me decide I wasn't going to spend much time there.

Mantrid

I can't believe that people still think these things are funny. Although to be fair, I was already tired of them in 2005.

Faskalia

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My submission:

Einstein may have discovered that E=MC squared, but Vin Diesel invented it.
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There is so much wrong with this post, I dont know where to start.

Well lets see:

E!=MC
E=MC^2 with M beeing the reduced mass
E=MC^2/(SQRT(1-V^2/c^2)) with M beeing mass

And then of course that "inventing" a physical law is out of question. But something like

<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Eintein may have discovered that E=MC^2 but Vin Diesel has been converting matter to energy with his bare hands, since the beginning of time!<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

might actually work.

enf0rcer

<!--quoteo(post=1619436:date=Apr 7 2007, 08:39 AM:name=Faskalia)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Faskalia @ Apr 7 2007, 08:39 AM) [snapback]1619436[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
There is so much wrong with this post, I dont know where to start.

Well lets see:

E!=MC
E=MC^2 with M beeing the reduced mass
E=MC^2/(SQRT(1-V^2/c^2)) with M beeing mass

And then of course that "inventing" a physical law is out of question. But something like
might actually work.
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The humour just sortof stares blankly at you for a minute and just gives up doesn't it.

NECRO FTW!

Vin Diesel brushes his teeth with a saw.

V_MAN

Vin Diesel found Nemo.

DiscoZombie

<a href="http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/" target="_blank">Won't someone please think of Chuck Norris?</a>

V_MAN

Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Jimmeh

<!--quoteo(post=1619446:date=Apr 7 2007, 03:18 PM:name=V_MAN)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(V_MAN @ Apr 7 2007, 03:18 PM) [snapback]1619446[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Anyone can delete the recycling bin.

TychoCelchuuu

I thought you could only hide it.

Surge

My favorite one so far is, "It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage."

Private_Coleman

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I was already tired of them since before they existed.
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Fixed.

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" />

Dethwish_J

So Vin Diesel is the next Chuck Norris of nerd humour? God help us all <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" />

Jimmeh

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So Vin Diesel is the next Chuck Norris of nerd humour? God help us all <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" />
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Chuck Norris was the next Vin Diesel of nerd humour.

Dethwish_J

I demand evidence! NO ONE SLANDERS THE GREAT CHUCK!

Jimmeh

<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20050512004600/http://www.4q.cc/" target="_blank">The website in May, 2005</a>

<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20051105022249/http://4q.cc/" target="_blank">The website in November, 2005</a>

V_MAN

That's proves naught.

Jimmeh

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That's proves naught.
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Except that the Vin Diesel jokes came before the Chuck Norris ones? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/confused-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="???" border="0" alt="confused-fix.gif" />

[WHO]Them

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Except that the Vin Diesel jokes came before the Chuck Norris ones? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/confused-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="???" border="0" alt="confused-fix.gif" />
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He's right, Diesel was before Norris.

Talesin

That and Vin Diesel is still awesome... while Chuck Norris is a burnt-out shell of a B-movie actor selling ab exercisers on late night TV.

Vin Diesel is also an RPG player, and active videogamer. Chuck Norris was in 'Sidekicks'.

And yes, Vin Diesel 'facts' came first. Most of the Chuck Norris jokes today are just the Vin facts, with the names switched out.



Now. Back on-topic. More Vin Diesel facts. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />

DiscoZombie

maybe my funny bone is broken, but I thought half the joke was that vin diesel and chuck norris both suck <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

Drfuzzy

Vin Diesel once walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.


I ###### lol'd

KainTSA

Vin Diesel plays the same character in every movie but people are too afraid to notice.

Jimmeh

Two words to Vin Diesel fans:

The Pacifier.

Liku

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maybe my funny bone is broken, but I thought half the joke was that vin diesel and chuck norris both suck <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
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No, none of these are really funny.

[WHO]Them

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maybe my funny bone is broken, but I thought half the joke was that vin diesel and chuck norris both suck <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
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No, none of these are really funny.
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I regret to inform you two that you're being banned from the planet. Please pack your stuff and move in an orderly fashion into the orbital cannon.

Liku

At least dying in space would be funnier than these jokes.

The only semi-funny one I heard was:

"Chuck Norris/Vin Diesel/Von Octane/whoeverthef*ck once entered an hour-long steak eating competition. He took the whole hour, the first 15 minutes he finished the steak the next 45 minutes he was f*cking the waitress."