Disillusioned Man Sets World Record

Metalcat · July 2005

ye4ah that movie was awesome <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />

Cold_NiTe · July 2005

I think I've seen it before. But it was just as good a watch as last time.

OttoDestruct · July 2005

HAHAHA you suck at life, can't even kill yourself right.

Chrono · July 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Obst @ Jul 18 2005, 08:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Well I tried cutting beating overdose-of-alcohol and the obligatory jumping.

:EDIT: Oh yeah, and my one stupid sister tried "helping" me by beating me and kicking me down the stairs while the other bit a hole into my flesh close to my left eye.

I suck <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
if alcohol overdose is a suicide attempt then i should hold the record at 387926 suicide attempts

Spacer · July 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Obst @ Jul 18 2005, 10:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Well I tried cutting beating overdose-of-alcohol and the obligatory jumping.

:EDIT: Oh yeah, and my one stupid sister tried "helping" me by beating me and kicking me down the stairs while the other bit a hole into my flesh close to my left eye.

I suck <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
OH GOD WHEN WILL YOU EVER SHUT UP

Obst · July 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spacer @ Jul 18 2005, 10:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Obst @ Jul 18 2005, 10:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Well I tried cutting beating overdose-of-alcohol and the obligatory jumping.

:EDIT: Oh yeah, and my one stupid sister tried "helping" me by beating me and kicking me down the stairs while the other bit a hole into my flesh close to my left eye.

I suck <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
OH GOD WHEN WILL YOU EVER SHUT UP  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Perhaps you should make more cute drawings of me?

Hit me in #navyfield and gimme the links.

Cheers.

funbags · July 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pithlit @ Jul 18 2005, 04:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> this one made me lol
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"On 23 March 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound of the head. The decedent had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide (he left a note indicating his despondency). As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the decedent was aware that a safety net had been erected at the eighth floor level to protect some window washers and that Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide anyway because of this."</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
That's from a movie called Magnolia.

edit:

If obst kills himself, who will do the UVW Maps for my grenade launcher?

*cough*
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Petco · July 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Obst @ Jul 18 2005, 08:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> :EDIT: Oh yeah, and my one stupid sister tried "helping" me by beating me and kicking me down the stairs while the other bit a hole into my flesh close to my left eye.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Wow...

Breakthrough · July 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Obst @ Jul 18 2005, 10:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> overdose-of-alcohol  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Does that really work? <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' />

Obst · July 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Breakthrough @ Jul 19 2005, 03:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Obst @ Jul 18 2005, 10:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> overdose-of-alcohol </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Does that really work? <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Yes.

Either you die due to too much alcohol in your blood or you fall unconcious and suffocate on the stuff you vomit <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' />

#2 almost happened to me, but some stupid moron (aka a so-called "friend") turned me on my side (that certain safety position.. dunno English word) and I didn't die <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' />

Mantrid · July 2005

Sounds like an X-File. Call David Duchovney and... whats-her-face.

UltimaGecko · July 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Jul 18 2005, 09:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Sounds like an X-File. Call David Duchovney and... whats-her-face. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Gillian Anderson [I'm more of a nerd than I thought]

[edit: apparently I'm not as big a nerd as I thought, since I spelled her first name wrong]

While I disapprove of suicide, the one thing I can't stand is wrist and throat slitting. So if you ever hear of me dieing from one of those two: I was actually murdered <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /> .

First to come to mind is the Weir guy's wife in Event Horizon...while that movie is cool I don't like the suicide scene. Bah. I can watch those live recorded operations on TLC, though - it's so weird.

[And for anyone with references to alcohol poisoning: iss 3/4 a bottle of whiskey enough? The most I'd had before that was 3 cans of beer...lots of vomiting was involved. Only time I have a lapse in cognitive links in time...it's very disturbing...I guess that's what happens - probably should have stopped when I could barely walk down the hall (but then again, I don't remember drinking anymore after that).]

cshank4 · July 2005

The Matrix has you. You can't escape.

Injury · August 2005

<span style='color:red'>NUKED</span>

Disillusioned Man Sets World Record

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