How Michael Jackson Should Reinvent Himself

moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
edited June 2005 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">R&B/Pop won't work with a face like that</div> Think of it. Michael Jackson, Goth Superstar.

Imagine Michael Jackson as a Phantom of the Opera like figure wearing impressive masks, singing in front of a goth metal band, and pulling out those amazing dance moves. Hell, I'd just like to see him team up with Marylin Manson for a tour.

I think it'd be huge. You know if that guy wasn't ugly as **** he'd still be at the top of the charts. All he needs to do is feed on it. Start accepting that he isn't normal, put on a mask and transcend it. Imagine if Black Sabbath had a taste for phat smooth beats and awesome dancing.

Imagine songs like "Blood on the Dance Floor" but with ripping metal guitars for the chorus. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • ElderwyrmElderwyrm Join Date: 2003-04-07 Member: 15296Members
    It sounds good...

    But I'd rather just wait for Michael Jackson to die in a ditch somewhere, never to be seen again.
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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    I can't stand his voice.
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  • KGB_GaralKGB_Garal Join Date: 2005-06-09 Member: 53476Members
    I think it's a good idea.. but now how to get him to do it.
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  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    Yeh I wouldn't mind seeing that. Twould be a laugh.
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  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    Who cares tbh? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    I think he should go the way of Paris Hilton and retire. He hasn't had a decent album in... a very long time. That, and his eccentric-ness is just too much.
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-KGB Garal+Jun 14 2005, 12:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (KGB Garal @ Jun 14 2005, 12:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I think it's a good idea.. but now how to get him to do it. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Maybe if he got stoned, someone could convince him his monkey told him to do it.

    Or I guess the dead spirit of bubbles.

    ::EDIT::
    Sssh Tupac is dead.
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  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    He could pull a Tupac...
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  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-OttoDestruct+Jun 14 2005, 12:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (OttoDestruct @ Jun 14 2005, 12:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I think he should go the way of Paris Hilton and retire. He hasn't had a decent album in... a very long time. That, and his eccentric-ness is just too much. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thing is, eccentricity really pays off for metal acts, just not pop acts. (see Ozzy biting the head off of a dove at his record deal meeting.)

    His last album I didn't think was bad at all. Not Billie Jean quality, but if he wasn't so friggin ugly it probably would have charted pretty well. Plenty catchy enough to dance to. I just think he's trying to get the wrong audience.

    (plus I hear he's 230 million in debt from his lawyer's fees. He's gotta do something.)
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  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    I agree with the wrong audience. The pop crowd isn't the same as they were in the 80's / early 90's. He needs to completely redo his style. Maybe if he was a gangster rapper with a party midget........ hmmm...
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  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-moultano+Jun 14 2005, 07:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (moultano @ Jun 14 2005, 07:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-OttoDestruct+Jun 14 2005, 12:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (OttoDestruct @ Jun 14 2005, 12:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I think he should go the way of Paris Hilton and retire. He hasn't had a decent album in... a very long time. That, and his eccentric-ness is just too much. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thing is, eccentricity really pays off for metal acts, just not pop acts. (see Ozzy biting the head off of a dove at his record deal meeting.)

    His last album I didn't think was bad at all. Not Billie Jean quality, but if he wasn't so friggin ugly it probably would have charted pretty well. Plenty catchy enough to dance to. I just think he's trying to get the wrong audience.

    (plus I hear he's 230 million in debt from his lawyer's fees. He's gotta do something.) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    All he has to do is release the Thriller album again with say a gold sticker on and the words "limited edition" slapped on it.
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  • KGB_GaralKGB_Garal Join Date: 2005-06-09 Member: 53476Members
    Holy crap.. 230 million+ on lawyers?! *makes plans to go to law school*
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  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
    its actually $270 million, although not all from lawyers.
    <a href='http://www.sciencedaily.com/upi/index.php?feed=Entertainment&article=UPI-1-20050506-00210800-bc-us-jackson-finances.xml' target='_blank'>http://www.sciencedaily.com/upi/index.php?...on-finances.xml</a>
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  • SinSpawnSinSpawn Harbinger of Suffering Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8359Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-KGB Garal+Jun 14 2005, 05:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (KGB Garal @ Jun 14 2005, 05:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I think it's a good idea.. but now how to get him to do it.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Offer children<span style='font-size:5pt;line-height:100%'>-based meals</span>
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  • KGB_GaralKGB_Garal Join Date: 2005-06-09 Member: 53476Members
    Mmmm
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  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
    edited June 2005
    <img src='http://img73.exs.cx/img73/1862/709tb.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    <img src='http://neo.t.free.fr/wall/Musiques/marylin_manson/marilyn_manson_04.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    A match made in heaven? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    /rofl
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  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    My god, sometimes I forget how stupid they look.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of goths and goth girls are sooo fine (suicidegirls ftw) but imagine seeing someone walking down the street dressed like <i>that</i>.

    Idiots.
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  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
    <!--QuoteBegin-CMEast+Jun 14 2005, 05:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CMEast @ Jun 14 2005, 05:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> My god, sometimes I forget how stupid they look.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of goths and goth girls are sooo fine (suicidegirls ftw) but imagine seeing someone walking down the street dressed like <i>that</i>.

    Idiots. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I dunno, I'd probably just think,
    <i>Dude probably knows how to have a real good time.</i>
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  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    manson>you
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  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    Michael Jackson should join The Misfits as new Lead Vocals and let Jerry Only get back to playing bass, that slacker.
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  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    Seriously though, michael and manson could be awesome, someone should send mail about this idea to some record companies. That is, if mike can sing the part <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> If not, the dance moves will be enough.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CMEast+Jun 14 2005, 03:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CMEast @ Jun 14 2005, 03:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> My god, sometimes I forget how stupid they look.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of goths and goth girls are sooo fine (suicidegirls ftw) but imagine seeing someone walking down the street dressed like <i>that</i>.

    Idiots. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I've seen some around my school, it's hilarious how cool they thing they are.
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  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    it's actually a somewhat decent idea >_<
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  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-moultano+Jun 14 2005, 04:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (moultano @ Jun 14 2005, 04:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> A match made in heaven? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yea but the difference is the Goth kids can wash that off.
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  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
    <!--QuoteBegin-reasa+Jun 14 2005, 05:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (reasa @ Jun 14 2005, 05:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-moultano+Jun 14 2005, 04:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (moultano @ Jun 14 2005, 04:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> A match made in heaven?  <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yea but the difference is the Goth kids can wash that off. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Doesn't that just make him more legit? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • remiremi remedy [blu.knight] Join Date: 2003-11-18 Member: 23112Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester
    I don't care at all about the trial, and I didn't use to care about his songs or his dancing because I didn't know which songs he did, nor how well he danced. All I really think of him as is a really ugly person with a really stupid plastic surgeon.
    I've seen videos of him moonwalking back when he was actually black, and I must say... He doesn't look human. It's absolutely insane. He's still alive, so I would not mind at all seeing him dancing. He's just so stupidly ugly...
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  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
    <!--QuoteBegin-Psyke+Jun 14 2005, 06:04 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Psyke @ Jun 14 2005, 06:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I don't care at all about the trial, and I didn't use to care about his songs or his dancing because I didn't know which songs he did, nor how well he danced. All I really think of him as is a really ugly person with a really stupid plastic surgeon.
    I've seen videos of him moonwalking back when he was actually black, and I must say... He doesn't look human. It's absolutely insane. He's still alive, so I would not mind at all seeing him dancing. He's just so stupidly ugly... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Dude, you must download "billie jean" immediately.
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  • remiremi remedy [blu.knight] Join Date: 2003-11-18 Member: 23112Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-moultano+Jun 14 2005, 06:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (moultano @ Jun 14 2005, 06:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Dude, you must download "billie jean" immediately. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Affirmative.
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  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    Pfft... <i> Bille Jean, Smooth Criminal, Beat it, Bad, Dangerous, Thriller, Make me feel </i> are all great songs.

    On that note, actually all of his songs are good, he just became kinda weird in the late ninties to now.
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