Paris Hilton Retires In 2 Years

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  • StormLiongStormLiong Join Date: 2002-12-27 Member: 11569Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Jun 13 2005, 09:53 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Jun 13 2005, 09:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRblong2us+Jun 13 2005, 08:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRblong2us @ Jun 13 2005, 08:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Jun 13 2005, 07:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Jun 13 2005, 07:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yeah, while the rest of America says "LOL STUPID PARIS", whe'll be laughing all the way to the bank. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You do realise that thanks to her family, she could have easily been rich and famous WITHOUT seeming like a complete human wasteland, right? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Everybody wants to get more money. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well I think Paris Hilton said in one interview that one of the reasons she went into entertainment business was so that she can make her own money.

    Now that she is gettin married in the future she can just depend on her husband <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SwiftSwift Lost Keys Join Date: 2005-02-19 Member: 41683Members, Constellation
    "I don't enjoy going out anymore," she says in the June 20 issue of the magazine, on newsstands Monday. "It's such a pain. It's everyone saying, 'Let's do a deal! Can I have a picture?' I'm just, like, 'These people are such losers. I can't believe I used to love doing this.' "

    Says the very same woman who starred in a night time pron vid.
  • KGB_GaralKGB_Garal Join Date: 2005-06-09 Member: 53476Members
    edited June 2005
    "I'm not a w****, I just like sleeping with men"

    p.s. That whole auto-edit thing is pretty cool
  • WalkaboutWalkabout Join Date: 2005-05-01 Member: 50651Banned
    She's retiring? Like, what did she actually do in the first place..
  • KGB_GaralKGB_Garal Join Date: 2005-06-09 Member: 53476Members
    Having sex is pretty tough.. well at least getting yourself in the position to have sex with someone.. for me anyways <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Why she even justifies her own existance puzzles me, she is nothing but a walking billboard, a living tribute to capitalism and nothing else. If she cared about herself at all she would do what she feels is right, not be a media ****.
  • KGB_GaralKGB_Garal Join Date: 2005-06-09 Member: 53476Members
    edited June 2005
    I think I'd rather have Hitler alive than Paris.

    EDIT : You know what's funny is that Hitler was at least smart enough to kill himself.
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    Paris Hilton is going to retire in 2 years...

    I'm drinking orange juice right now, what's everyone else doing?
  • KGB_GaralKGB_Garal Join Date: 2005-06-09 Member: 53476Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mullet+Jun 13 2005, 10:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mullet @ Jun 13 2005, 10:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm drinking orange juice right now, what's everyone else doing? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What's scary is that I had just finished a cup of orange juice right before I read that...
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    I'd like a cup of orange juice after reading that.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Liku+Jun 14 2005, 01:32 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Jun 14 2005, 01:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'd like a cup of orange juice after reading that. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Goddamn you people I'm out of ****ing orange juice.

    What the **** am I supposed to do now? Huh? Asshat.
  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    I have orange juice with banana in it :o
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Geminosity+Jun 14 2005, 03:15 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Geminosity @ Jun 14 2005, 03:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I have orange juice with banana in it :o <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    @__@

    Wha.

    ..

    ...

    Ok I'm going to ignore this and go play some more ragnarok instead. I need to hear my Wizard cast LORD OF VERMILLION one more time! Just one more. Just one more time. I need. Addiciton... aaaahhh. I'll be back when someone offers me regular orange juice.
  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    but it's niiiiiiiice :(

    It has the pleasant taste of orange juice and the aftertaste is sweetened by the delightful taint of banana. How can you not like it? :p
  • mr_drug_lordmr_drug_lord Join Date: 2005-01-11 Member: 34836Members
    she's not that hot. i'd gladly have fun with the kind of social connections she probably has.

    of course it gets old sometime, can't escape time, and fame is double edged

    i love to be anonymous yet kick ****, however fame will not allow that
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Geminosity+Jun 14 2005, 03:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Geminosity @ Jun 14 2005, 03:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> but it's niiiiiiiice <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    It has the pleasant taste of orange juice and the aftertaste is sweetened by the delightful taint of banana. How can you not like it? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I honestly don't know what to say. But I will say this, you've got sick taste. I mean, imagine how thick that drink must be, with mushed up banana in it. The only time I've ever heard of something as disturbing as drinking a viscous fluid like that is when a friend told me that in Ohio they make melted/liquified hamburgers called sliders and eat/drink/slurp them out of cups.
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    <img src='http://www.juicetyme.com/images/pouringjuiceglass.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Mmmmm
  • ZaggyZaggy NullPointerException The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-12-10 Member: 24214Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos, Subnautica Playtester
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mullet+Jun 14 2005, 04:32 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mullet @ Jun 14 2005, 04:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    <pictar of vile orange juice>

    Mmmmm <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    nothing beats my flask o water!

    <missing pictars>
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Geminosity+Jun 14 2005, 03:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Geminosity @ Jun 14 2005, 03:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> but it's niiiiiiiice <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    It has the pleasant taste of orange juice and the aftertaste is sweetened by the delightful taint of banana.  How can you not like it? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Years ago, I went out to visit my sister in Egypt. At the time I was too young for alcholic drinks, so I ordered mocktails when I was there.

    Man, I wish I could remember what was in one I ordered. I'm sure it had orange and passionfruit in, but I can't remember the rest. ):
  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    it's not thick at all nite, aside from the taste you wouldn't even know banana was in it :3

    As for cocktails that sounds a bit like a 'cinderella'. I know they use orange juice in it and grenadine to give it a sorta orange to red fade through it which looks neat as well as some other stuff. My fave non-alcoholic cocktail :D
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Geminosity+Jun 14 2005, 03:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Geminosity @ Jun 14 2005, 03:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> but it's niiiiiiiice <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    It has the pleasant taste of orange juice and the aftertaste is sweetened by the delightful taint of banana. How can you not like it? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Am I the only person who thought Gem just managed to make orange juice sound a little dirty?
  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    lots of guys seem to think I make pretty much everything sound dirty but it's really just their dirty minds. I'm a picture of innocence!!! :D
  • ReKReK Join Date: 2004-08-30 Member: 31058Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver
    Wait gem, are you talking about that tropicana stuff? I love that.

    And banana+oj+crushed ice+vanilla = one dam good shake.

    Quanaut, I almost saw your point, except then I remembered that she doesn't "like" to read. Makes one wonder if she can at all.
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    Drink ... Florida ... orange juice.

    It helps keep my taxes down. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Geminosity+Jun 14 2005, 05:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Geminosity @ Jun 14 2005, 05:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> lots of guys seem to think I make pretty much everything sound dirty but it's really just their dirty minds.  I'm a picture of innocence!!! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What was that quote someone had in their sig? You said something along the lines of, "I don't think dirty thoughts, not when Japanese people are willing to do it for me."

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Am I the only person who thought Gem just managed to make orange juice sound a little dirty?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Only if she has a phallus.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+Jun 14 2005, 06:09 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Jun 14 2005, 06:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"I don't think dirty thoughts, not when Japanese people are willing to do it for me."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    That is beyond genius.
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jun 13 2005, 07:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 13 2005, 07:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm already retired. Twice. <b>FTW!</b> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That only makes you twice as good as Paris Hilton.. sorry mate.
  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    Paris wasn't that good to begin with though haze.. oh wait it was a slam... nevermind.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Haze+Jun 14 2005, 10:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Haze @ Jun 14 2005, 10:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jun 13 2005, 07:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 13 2005, 07:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm already retired. Twice. <b>FTW!</b>  <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That only makes you twice as good as Paris Hilton.. sorry mate. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hey don't talk about my e-Grandfather that way.

    ROFL.
  • RuByRuBy Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10732Members
    You know I prefer Clementine juice. That stuff is fantabulous.
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