The Freaky Universe Of Mcdonald's Advertising

Dessidious_ConfuzorDessidious_Confuzor Join Date: 2004-11-05 Member: 32637Members
<div class="IPBDescription">I'll stick with 'I'm lovin' it'</div> <a href='http://www.stayfreemagazine.org/archives/24/mcdonalds-commercials.html' target='_blank'>The Freaky Universe of McDonald's Advertising</a>

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  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    edited June 2005
    I hate Mcdonald's advertising.

    Ba ba ba ba baa I'm "Loathing'" It.
  • Quantum_MooseQuantum_Moose Join Date: 2005-03-05 Member: 43643Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Supernorn+Jun 3 2005, 03:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Supernorn @ Jun 3 2005, 03:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I hate Mcdonald's advertising.

    Ba ba ba ba baa I'm "Loathing'" It. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The fruit buz one really set me off.

    God those commercials are awful.
  • DaJMastaDaJMasta Join Date: 2005-01-10 Member: 34750Members, Constellation
    He has large pants.

    Also, the people who made this were smoking marijuana.
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    edited June 2005
    Mcdonalds tries to be "cool" with the teenagers...

    <img src='http://andrewteman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/mcd0.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    <img src='http://andrewteman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/mcd1.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    <img src='http://andrewteman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/mcd2.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />


    ..Totally and utters fails.

    "I’d Hit It" is not exactly the catch phrase to use when selling fast food. Unless they advocate man on cheesburger action.
  • Lt_PatchLt_Patch Join Date: 2005-02-07 Member: 40286Members
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Tim Harrod's father and brother are named Ronald and Donald, and it has *k*ucked him up pretty bad.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Roffles <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Man, you yanks get it all bad when it comes to MaccyD's adverts. All we get it some snowboarder, who has NO chance of ever competing Winter X, let alone the Olympics, advocating McD's. Apparently, it is them "targetting the teenage generation", **** that. I'm going to KFC...
  • Dessidious_ConfuzorDessidious_Confuzor Join Date: 2004-11-05 Member: 32637Members
    "Blind Date" is absolutely ace. I shall now adopt it as my prime method in approaching women for courtship.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Look, before you develop a whole big list of expectations from me, let me just spell out how it is. This is what I wear, nothing imported, that's fine! Because I'm not a professional male model. I'm also not a doctor, not a lawyer, not a banker, not a CPA. I am a salesperson at a record store. Therefore, if you want to go out with me, we will not be going to any restaurant which refers to itself as a "bistro," a "casa," a "maison." We will be going to McDonald's. Afterwards, we'll catch a movie, not a play, not the opera, not the symphony, not the ballet; it'll be me, McDonalds, movie... think it over, I'll be out in my car. My plain old, just "fine" car.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    The whole sex with hamburgers thing reminds me of that one bloodninja AIM log where he was a pizza guy.
  • PithlitPithlit Join Date: 2003-05-07 Member: 16120Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <img src='http://andrewteman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/mcd1.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Would you like your happy meal with extra lube?
    Small, meduim or large fries? ^^
  • Lt_PatchLt_Patch Join Date: 2005-02-07 Member: 40286Members
    This is just getting one step away from American Pie

    <!--QuoteBegin- Jason Biggs+ Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ( Jason Biggs @ Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->It's never "hey you were that guy in Loser", or "Man, you rocked in Boys and Girls"...
    No, it always comes back to that f**king pie!
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • UnderDOGUnderDOG Join Date: 2003-04-05 Member: 15221Members
    What plays a .sit file?
  • Lt_PatchLt_Patch Join Date: 2005-02-07 Member: 40286Members
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-UnderDOG+Jun 4 2005, 03:47 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UnderDOG @ Jun 4 2005, 03:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What plays a .sit file? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    According to my records, *.sit can be either be a Sinclair Emulator Snapshot, or a StuffIt! Store file.

    Take your pick, either an old game save file, or an archive...

    Linkage...

    <a href='http://www.stuffit.com/win/expander/index.html' target='_blank'>Link to StuffIt!'s website for StuffIt! Expander</a>, that will open it if it's an archive. Or you could just use WinZip, which happens to be able to decode *.sit files...
  • UnderDOGUnderDOG Join Date: 2003-04-05 Member: 15221Members
    wierd, I didnt think there was anything winzip could do that winrar couldnt
  • AegeriAegeri Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13486Members
    Does anyone else here remember that ad with the kids and then Ronald jumps off the stage and started to touch them all? That was good times.
  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Lt Patch+Jun 3 2005, 03:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Lt Patch @ Jun 3 2005, 03:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> **** that. I'm going to KFC... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    QFT
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Drfuzzy+Jun 4 2005, 09:47 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Drfuzzy @ Jun 4 2005, 09:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Lt Patch+Jun 3 2005, 03:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Lt Patch @ Jun 3 2005, 03:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> **** that. I'm going to KFC... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    QFT <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    KFC tastes good
    But it's just as bad for you
    Hope you exercise
  • funbagsfunbags Join Date: 2003-06-08 Member: 17099Members
    I love McDonalds. Quizno's romps all, though.
  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Jun 4 2005, 01:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Jun 4 2005, 01:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Drfuzzy+Jun 4 2005, 09:47 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Drfuzzy @ Jun 4 2005, 09:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Lt Patch+Jun 3 2005, 03:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Lt Patch @ Jun 3 2005, 03:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> **** that. I'm going to KFC... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    QFT <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    KFC tastes good
    But it's just as bad for you
    Hope you exercise <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    pfft i dun care if its bad for me or not.. i get a 20 piece box of spicy candy apple chicken wings at least once a week...

    and i dont exercise at all...

    and im not exactly in shape <_<

    who cares!
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    <img src='http://img213.echo.cx/img213/1876/mcdonaldsfull4cf.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Supernorn+Jun 3 2005, 12:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Supernorn @ Jun 3 2005, 12:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "I’d Hit It" is not exactly the catch phrase to use when selling fast food. Unless they advocate man on cheesburger action. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And who doesn't?!



    ...what?


    Edit: And what exactly does "I'm a dollar menu guy" part mean? That teens are poor? They certainly aren't poor when they walk out of Holister, hands full of merchandise, just so the rest of us know how cool they are.
  • CoolCookieCooksCoolCookieCooks Pretty Girl Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16446Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation
    i dont think you know what the term means by "I'd hit it" means

    lets just say "im a dollar menu guy" was taken from "im a hawt chick kinda guy" for example <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • BlobbyBlobby Join Date: 2004-06-11 Member: 29234Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-JediYoshi+Jun 5 2005, 03:58 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (JediYoshi @ Jun 5 2005, 03:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <img src='http://img213.echo.cx/img213/1876/mcdonaldsfull4cf.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Double cheese burger?

    I'd stick in my **** and jizz!

    <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo--> - - - - <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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