Vin Diesel Can Divide By Zero

[WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
edited April 2007 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">And other amazing facts.....</div><!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Vin Diesel eats a dozen babies lubed in motor oil for lunch and washes them down with asbestos, and doesn't even care<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    I didn't even know a doen babies existed, let alone were edible.
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    Vin Diesel made a vow to only use his powers for good. However one night he got really drunk and killed a ****. The police never found a body though, since Vin disposed of the corpse by unhinging his jaw and swallowing it whole.

    OMG <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • enf0rcerenf0rcer intrigued... Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14584Members
    edited May 2005
    Vin Diesel once ate an entire train after he derailed it...with his ****.

    <span style='color:red'>*NUKED.* Do not evade the swear filters. They are there for a reason. -Talesin</span>
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  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    9/10 of 'em are crap. >_>
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  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    edited May 2005
    Vin Diesel is the only person who knows why paper can beat rock.

    All buildings that Vin Diesel walks out of explode just a few seconds after he makes his exit.

    Vin Diesel created the first designer cologne. It was never mass-producted unfortunately, due to the original being consumed one night when Vin ran out of vodka.

    He is banned from the city of Phoenix, Arizona. Both parties would rather not talk about it.
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  • BreakthroughBreakthrough Texture Artist (ns_prometheus) Join Date: 2005-03-27 Member: 46620Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sky+May 31 2005, 08:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sky @ May 31 2005, 08:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 9/10 of 'em are crap. >_> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The other 1/10 outweigh the 90% defecit. Only Vin Diesel...
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  • Quantum_MooseQuantum_Moose Join Date: 2005-03-05 Member: 43643Members
    Vin Diesel owns a chain of fast food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but pork rinds and Hot Pockets. A giant plastic Vin Diesel head spins around on a pole outside the franchises, shooting fireballs at passerby.

    Im going to choke to death on laughter.
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  • MouseMouse The Lighter Side of Pessimism Join Date: 2002-03-02 Member: 263Members, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    If one pulls really hard on Vin Diesel's left arm, his eyes begin rolling really quickly and he has a 50% chance of vomiting assorted coins. He hates it when people do this to him.
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-T h e m+May 31 2005, 08:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (T h e m @ May 31 2005, 08:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Vin Diesel eats a dozen babies lubed in motor oil for lunch and washes them down with asbestos, and doesn't even care<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Sorry, Alice Cooper get's the trophy regarding dead babies. He even wrote a song titled <i>Dead Babies.</i> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sky+May 31 2005, 06:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sky @ May 31 2005, 06:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 9/10 of 'em are crap. >_> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And it doesn't even generate that fact, sadly.
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  • Quantum_MooseQuantum_Moose Join Date: 2005-03-05 Member: 43643Members
    My submission:

    Einstein may have discovered that E=MC squared, but Vin Diesel invented it.
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  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    o dear god i thought it was going to stay only on the TS boards now its spreading here....


    go on the TS boards and youll see almost every thread has a joke about vin diesel
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  • BreakthroughBreakthrough Texture Artist (ns_prometheus) Join Date: 2005-03-27 Member: 46620Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Vin Diesel can whistle through his anus.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Vin Diesel led a failed attempt to rescue Terri Schiavo, he was thwarted by The Communist Youth Brigade in the halls of the hospice who know his only weakness is a fear of shiny foil balloons.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    CWAG!
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    edited May 2005
    Hello, stolen from <a href='http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2813' target='_blank'>SomethingAwful</a>, how are you?

    <b>Edit:</b> Even <a href='http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1738' target='_blank'>older</a> is this one. Not only that, but the SA ones are funnier IMO.
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  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    This is my friend's website, he spent all day compiling all the responses from the thread on SA about it. What a nerd! I enjoy a laugh at his expense. Ho ho.
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  • CyberPitzCyberPitz Join Date: 2004-09-04 Member: 31301Members, Constellation
    Only good one there

    Vin Diesel's name, translated into binary code, is 010101100110100101101110010001000110100101100101011100110110010101101100.
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  • TheSaviorTheSavior Join Date: 2003-10-14 Member: 21688Members
    Vin Diesel once bred a pug and a monkey. The result was Clint Eastwood.
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  • 2Dd2Dd Join Date: 2003-09-27 Member: 21246Members
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Vin Diesel is the father of David Bowie, whom he sired in an attempt to have sex with the planet mars.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    o.o'' righhht.
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> On the day following a full moon, Vin Diesel can eat his weight in Velveeta Cheese Slices.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I envy this man.
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Vin Diesel removed the sword from the stone, then gave it to his friend Arthur. Through this, they formed a pact with the leprechauns, who upheld their end of the bargain by producing dry cereals and opening pubs across America.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So, they made snow white fall into a deep sleep! Not the witch! Justice must be served. <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' /><!--endemo--> *robocop active*
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Vin Diesel kicked the original Gerber baby in the face because he gave him "a look."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Take that, ya baby! XD
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Vin Diesel signed the Treaty of Versailles in 1919 as a joke to punish the Germans because during the mid-1800's Otto von Bismarck told him he was out of shape. Hitler later called him a giant ******, so he shot him in the face.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Back the Attack!
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  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    This has already been posted on the forums, back in the Riddick vs Blade thread <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> But yeh tis cool. I like the one about him not actually being bald and having golden locks, but only the purest of hearts can see them.
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    Vin Diesel owns a life-size Pez dispenser, but instead of candy, he inserts cinderblocks and uses them as croutons in his salads.

    Vin Diesel can drink a packet of Swiss Miss chocolate mix and urinate a steaming cup of hot cocoa. Interestingly enough, this only works with the Swiss Miss brand, and is now one of their main selling points.

    God is Vin Diesel's third grade Science Fair project

    Vin Diesel's pee-pee has eight different functions, as opposed to a Swiss Army knife, which only has six, AND lacks a mini satellite dish.


    Yeah.
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  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    edited June 2005
    Vin Diesel sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with his eyes open, and he looks **** off.

    Vin Diesel has beaten everyone in Hollywood at Uno.

    Jim Croce's hit song "Don't mess around with Jim", was originally titled, "Holy ****, its Vin Deisel!".

    Vin Diesel feasts on the blood of little children to gain more power. (strange I thought George W. did this?)

    Vin Diesel pulled the sword out of the stone but gave it to some kid named Arthur as a bribe to stop playing the repeating game... Vin Diesel pulled the sword out of the stone but gave it to some kid named Arthur as a bribe to stop playing the repeating game... Vin Diesel pulled the sword out of the stone but gave it to some kid named Arthur as a bribe to stop playing the repeating game...

    God refuses to give Vin Diesel a soul until Vin Diesel gives back God's underwear.

    In order to gain lordship over Hell, Lucifer was forced to sell his soul to Vin Diesel.

    Holy crap! The last one made me cry ^^
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  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    I want to marry Vin Diesel.
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  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Join Date: 2003-08-27 Member: 20284Members
    For the record, I'm replacing Vin Diesel with Bill Brasky whenever I read these.
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  • DubbilexDubbilex Chump Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9799Members
    God if the internet mattered, those Goons would be the coolest people I know.
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  • CondizzleCondizzle Join Date: 2004-10-05 Member: 32107Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Vin Diesel is a wise and benevolent giant, endlessly traveling the world to help the less fortunate. However, this wisdom comes at a terrible price. A gypsy's curse has kept him moving without respite for the past 400 years, and he can never sleep or stay in one place longer than seven days until he has learned the true secret of the Unicorns, received a kiss from a Goddess Queen (or Kim Deal), and finally discovered and finished off the man destined to destroy him - Jack Black. This is doubly difficult because Sam Neill is hunting Vin Diesel down to remove his own curse, which can only be removed by ramming The Unicorn's Horn through Vin Diesel's huge heart. With the help of his faithful steed - the black dragon Leseid - Vin Diesel hopes to complete his quest ... or die trying.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Most of these are pretty good.
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  • SinSpawnSinSpawn Harbinger of Suffering Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8359Members
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Vin Diesel touches you in your sleep but you just don't know it.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • Lt_PatchLt_Patch Join Date: 2005-02-07 Member: 40286Members
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Vin Diesel will kill me in my sleep for my lack of writing ability at creating facts. However, he will make sure that I am awake for the skull flipping. His company guarantees it, or Vin Diesel will personally restore your soul and re-murder you, free of charge<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    You'd best sort yourself out soldier, or I will gouge out your eyes and skull-**** you!

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->God refuses to give Vin Diesel a soul until Vin Diesel gives back God's underwear.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->I'm telling you, Alanis is still **** off at having her keks nicked...

    *edit*

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Vin Diesel once drank a can of Red Bull. It gave him so many sets of wings that the universe hit it's character limit and crashed. He then had to push the master Ctrl-Alt-Delete keys to restart reality.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Contrary to what historians want you to believe the atomic bombs that were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were not actually bombs at all, they were actually Vin Diesel's orgasms. Vin has not had sex since, and may god help us all if he ever does.
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  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-pardzh+Jun 1 2005, 02:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pardzh @ Jun 1 2005, 02:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hello, stolen from <a href='http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2813' target='_blank'>SomethingAwful</a>, how are you?

    <b>Edit:</b> Even <a href='http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1738' target='_blank'>older</a> is this one. Not only that, but the SA ones are funnier IMO. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Not so much stolen, if you read the origins page he explains where they came from.
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