Why Humans Don't Lay Eggs
CommunistWithAGun
Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">Alternate title (Your loins will tear)</div> For the longest time I always pondered the validity of egg-laying. So many animals lay them, and even 1 particular furry animal (Not a weird **** animal that dresses up and has sex in fur-piles, ala C.S.I.) The mighty platypus. Why do so many animals lay eggs, but mammals tend to have live birth?
Lets look at it from an extremely complicated and scientific angle.
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As you can see, as eggs make for great protection and a way to reproduce without hassle, humans are simply not built for that kind of thing.
Why do YOU think eggs and humans are unviable?
Lets look at it from an extremely complicated and scientific angle.
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As you can see, as eggs make for great protection and a way to reproduce without hassle, humans are simply not built for that kind of thing.
Why do YOU think eggs and humans are unviable?
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Well there's that, and we aren't birds/lizards/<insert species that lays eggs>
Mother nature is really innovative like that. Consider for a moment the human baby. All those years of evolution and getting smarter turned our brains, and thus our heads, into giant smartballoons. In order for this head to pass through the female ****, mother nature invented a freaky system called fontanels, like, when a baby is young, it's skull consists of not massive bones, but of shells that can slide over eachother, so it's head effectively becomes smaller and fits through the **** easier.
Mother nature could easily have made the **** wider to make babies fit through them better.
But she didn't....
and that's why I think that Mother nature is actually Father nature.
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your post broke my pizza
Fixed.
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Fixed.
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We as a species you goon.
Quote fixing FTL.
Lame insults directed at women, on a gaming forum... no my eyes must be decieving me.
<i>amniotic sac</i>
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spinoff =B7
omg a baby omlette!
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You are also on said gaming forum . . .
With 2x as many posts.
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ew
and
WTH is the fun with the making the eggs?
Hahahaha.
I wish I could lay eggs, I could live out my fantasy of living Yoshi's Island! Would that be considered homocide though?