I Am A Francophile.

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  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed! Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    Well if beauty is based on the society england is currently in, 3 foot hooped earrings, 3 inch thick makeup and 3 sizes too small boob tubes with a beer belly hanging out...and that's just the women!
  • Crono5Crono5 Join Date: 2003-07-22 Member: 18357Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Moquiao+May 23 2005, 05:35 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Moquiao @ May 23 2005, 05:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Dessidious Confuzor+May 23 2005, 12:32 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dessidious Confuzor @ May 23 2005, 12:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><span style='color:red'>The excessive showing of feminine skin/nudity does not impress me.</span>
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    it bloody does me, and i dont mean in dirty teenage kiddy way, but there is nothing sexier then nice cleavage, im not a fan of big boobs, but handful is good. witht he right bra etc, wow.

    too much info i know, but just my input <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Good man, good man.

    For a second there I thought I was strange or something. Pretty faces are nice and everything, but so's a pretty body, you know? Just as long as her SAT score isn't comparable with a brick's.
  • Status_QuoStatus_Quo Join Date: 2004-01-30 Member: 25749Members
    That's one fine woman.

    That's all.
  • bassportbassport Join Date: 2004-01-24 Member: 25656Members, Constellation
    edited May 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+May 23 2005, 01:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ May 23 2005, 01:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Dessidious Confuzor+May 22 2005, 06:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dessidious Confuzor @ May 22 2005, 06:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><img src='http://www3.telus.net/confuzor/theuriau.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    <i>(she’s saying she hates Americans)</i><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And I can't even hate her for it. o__0 <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This can't be true!

    "Je déteste les Americains" sounds different than what she forms with her lips... <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    PS: I'm neither French nor American.
  • Dessidious_ConfuzorDessidious_Confuzor Join Date: 2004-11-05 Member: 32637Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-bassport+May 24 2005, 04:47 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (bassport @ May 24 2005, 04:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This can't be true!

    "Je déteste les Americains" sounds different than what she forms with her lips... <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh snap…

    In an attempt to divert attention from my lip-sync falsification, I will now provide for some more aesthetic oddities:

    China – Fairly well known; it was for a time considered attractive to have the feet of women painfully bound up; this practice was started at a very early age, so they became horrendously deformed over time, allowing them to fit in these freakishly small shoes. The practice I believe ended just at the turn of the 20th Century.

    Greece – Embarrassed by the length of your wang? Hijack a time machine and head back to Ancient Greece, where your short stump would have been highly lauded. Perhaps not based solely on aesthetics, the Ancient (male) Greeks had a preference for shorter penises; it was believed that shorter penises meant that it took less time for sperm to travel through during sexual intercourse, and thus the sperm would remain ‘hot’.

    Significance? Hotter sperm results in a greater chance for boys (the more overrated of the two genders of that period). Long schlongs naturally equated to more travel time, and thus a greater period for the sperm to cool down, which would correlate into a greater result of a girl.

    GOD DAMN THE SCIENCE THAT DESTROYED SUPERSTITION AND THE AGE OF FEMINISM. YOU RUINED MY LIFE.



    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Nowadays so many people aspire to be tanned but in the 'good old days' tanned meant that you were a peasant working the fields. The nobles tried to look as pale as possible because staying in doors and doing nothing was seen as sexy...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I can't pinpoint the verse, but this is Biblically correlated in the book of Song of Solomon; in one of his sermons, our pastor made a note of the verse by the 'Beloved' who felt she wasn't good enough for the 'Lover' because of her skin tone from working in the fields - she was a peasant whereas the 'Lover' was part of the royalty, if I'm not mistaken.
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-bassport+May 24 2005, 11:47 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (bassport @ May 24 2005, 11:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+May 23 2005, 01:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ May 23 2005, 01:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Dessidious Confuzor+May 22 2005, 06:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dessidious Confuzor @ May 22 2005, 06:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><img src='http://www3.telus.net/confuzor/theuriau.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    <i>(she’s saying she hates Americans)</i><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And I can't even hate her for it. o__0 <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This can't be true!

    "Je déteste les Americains" sounds different than what she forms with her lips... <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    PS: I'm neither French nor American. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Also, in French news, reporters ALWAYS try to at least seem non-subjective and unbiased, and will never, ever say anything about any sort of prejudice of any kind.
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    taste in women is, as many of you have said, largely an acquired thing. the only thing that's genetic is attraction to symmetry and lack of deformities, which is why we can pretty much all agree our lovely newswoman here is indeed lovely. Aside from that, it's all societal influence and possibly oedipal too (guys being attracted to women who look vaguely like their mothers).

    I, for one, have never been attracted to a skinny girl in my life, no matter how many times tv, magazines, movies and the like have told me they were pretty. Take me to those curvy ladies every time.

    too bad that even most girls who aren't skinny wish they were, no matter how many times you assure them that skinniness is not an ideal, it's just a preference some guys have, and some don't...
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