1. You see construction sites, and alleyways as good places to set up a Skulk ambush. 2. You wonder how many people you could consume if you hid above the door to the library. 3. You make alien noises/alien chuckle when you talk with your friends (every once in a while)
You are at your college campus, at an early morning class still very sleepy. And either in Math or Pyschology class where you are dosing in and out of sleep. And as your hand is over your forehead trying to keep your head up. You actually see marines, aliens, bulidings, turrets, an ARMORY in your classroom. And you know when you really have it bad when you think you are -ACTUALLY- a skulk attacking a marine for a min or so! .... <true story> <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> roffle lol
From my friend Sean on AIM: "Your teacher asks why you are hiding in the light fixture above the door chucklng."
...When your overall stats are 943 - 53 with a kill ratio of over 17:1 <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
...When you and your friends go to the zoo with HMG's and HA and shoot all the rhinos while screaming, "THE TIME FOR REVENGE HAS COME YOU USELESS ONOS!"
...When you eat people.
...When you shoot all the animals you see because you think they are Xenomorphs.
...When your playing dodgeball you run behind the opposing team looking for a turret factory to stop the enemy fire.
...When you are no longer afraid of rushing into the middle of a marine base hoping to take one down before retreating.
...When you are called a "UGLY F4GGOT N00B" by a twelve year old with the handle "Terrex," and his buddy "LexLaw," because you built the secondary hive faster then he could because he was busy building mass defense. Then blamed for losing the game because of this. (True story, its amazing who you can meet playing this game.) <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
You stop playing ns for a minute (to grab a drink etc.) and you find some **obscenity** has stacked offence chambers in your doorway (and he didnt put defence towers behind them!!), So you play more ns. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
You know youve been playing Ns too much when... -You dream all night about those damn marines never satisfied and always asking for stuff when your ressources are low. -You dream all night about those damn aliens destroying your turrets controls first and then killing you! -You dream all night about those damn... damn... damn... LET ME SLEEP DAMN IT! You know youve been playing Ns too much when... It starts all over again just as soon as you closed your eyes... damn! <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
You Know you've been playing NS too much when......
You randomly kick people so you can see them with "scent of fear".
When your at work and you start a vote to eject the commander.
When your in class low on energy (asleep) wishing somebody would build a movement chamber so you can have adrenaline.
You run away becuase you thought you heard the distinct sound of a grenade hitting the floor.
You forget where you parked your car, so you ask your commander for a waypoint.
You stand still and chuckle, trying to scare those around you who you think can't see you.
When you don't want to do homework because its "wasting resources".
When you cautiously look around corners, hoping that no enemy defenses are on the other side.
Help save the <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo-->, eat a <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo-->!
You know you've been playing NS too much when......
-You try to knife eggs lying around your kitchen to death -You never use a flashlight, afraid you'll create "the halo-o'-death." -You expect the "commander" to close doors and raise elevators for you -The thumping headache you have from staying up so late starts to sound like a defensive tower (what a paradox) -You try to weld your air-conditioning vents shut...damn skulks. STOP YOUR GIGGLING!
yeah so this morning i was having some sort of alien related dream... and i woke up during it... but i don't remember anything about it, except that for the first 5 seconds i was up it was a really good idea to spit... so i did.. and then 10 seconds later i realized i had just spit all over my blanket
... you start to call your parents for commanders ... you looking for a button to open the door with when it doens't open itself ... you are getting down on the floor to morph into a gorge everytime you have to build something ... --------------------------------------------------------------- skulk everytime you have to climb ... you are walking around with your mouth open all the time (skulk) ... you are saying "commander, i need some food" when you are at a resaurant ... you are saying "commander, where is that food" when you don't get your food at a restaurant ... you are yelling "i need some backup" everytime you are building something ... you are walking around with a headset and press a button everytime you are talking ... you are yelling "we got hostiles" everytime you see an animal ... you starting to feel sick becaus you haven't been drinking or eating on the hole day becaus you have been playing NS ... you are asking for heavy armor in a clothe shop ... you are walking around in buildings looking for hives and resource places
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4. On the firing range you wonder why you can't discharge your M16A2's clip on full automatic in 2 seconds.
3. You attempt to cling to the ceilings using only the fingernails on your index fingers that you've overgrown for the past month.
2. You swear the guy chuckling behind you in the movie theater is really a Skulk inside a hollowed out human body.
1. You nod off for one minute and almost immediately wake up shouting "Commander! I need a turrey factory and a sh*t load of turrets! HURRY!!!"
1. You see construction sites, and alleyways as good places to set up a Skulk ambush.
2. You wonder how many people you could consume if you hid above the door to the library.
3. You make alien noises/alien chuckle when you talk with your friends (every once in a while)
...your alarm sounds like a Fade emerging from gestation.
...in periods of silence you are unsure if you hear the hive's easter egg sayings.
I hear Onos's screaming from the corners of my room...
I try to switch to my pistol...
I'm asking the commander for ammo...
I'm trying to climb into my house vents...
help.
You are at your college campus, at an early morning class still very sleepy. And either in Math or Pyschology class where you are dosing in and out of sleep. And as your hand is over your forehead trying to keep your head up. You actually see marines, aliens, bulidings, turrets, an ARMORY in your classroom. And you know when you really have it bad when you think you are -ACTUALLY- a skulk attacking a marine for a min or so!
....
<true story> <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
roffle
lol
From my friend Sean on AIM:
"Your teacher asks why you are hiding in the light fixture above the door chucklng."
...When you and your friends go to the zoo with HMG's and HA and shoot all the rhinos while screaming, "THE TIME FOR REVENGE HAS COME YOU USELESS ONOS!"
...When you eat people.
...When you shoot all the animals you see because you think they are Xenomorphs.
...When your playing dodgeball you run behind the opposing team looking for a turret factory to stop the enemy fire.
...When you are no longer afraid of rushing into the middle of a marine base hoping to take one down before retreating.
...When you are called a "UGLY F4GGOT N00B" by a twelve year old with the handle "Terrex," and his buddy "LexLaw," because you built the secondary hive faster then he could because he was busy building mass defense. Then blamed for losing the game because of this. (True story, its amazing who you can meet playing this game.) <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
You stop playing ns for a minute (to grab a drink etc.) and you find some **obscenity** has stacked offence chambers in your doorway (and he didnt put defence towers behind them!!), So you play more ns. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
-You dream all night about those damn marines never satisfied and always asking for stuff when your ressources are low.
-You dream all night about those damn aliens destroying your turrets controls first and then killing you!
-You dream all night about those damn... damn... damn... LET ME SLEEP DAMN IT!
You know youve been playing Ns too much when...
It starts all over again just as soon as you closed your eyes... damn! <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
You randomly kick people so you can see them with "scent of fear".
When your at work and you start a vote to eject the commander.
When your in class low on energy (asleep) wishing somebody would build a movement chamber so you can have adrenaline.
You run away becuase you thought you heard the distinct sound of a grenade hitting the floor.
You forget where you parked your car, so you ask your commander for a waypoint.
You stand still and chuckle, trying to scare those around you who you think can't see you.
When you don't want to do homework because its "wasting resources".
When you cautiously look around corners, hoping that no enemy defenses are on the other side.
Help save the <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo-->, eat a <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo-->!
-You try to knife eggs lying around your kitchen to death
-You never use a flashlight, afraid you'll create "the halo-o'-death."
-You expect the "commander" to close doors and raise elevators for you
-The thumping headache you have from staying up so late starts to sound like a defensive tower (what a paradox)
-You try to weld your air-conditioning vents shut...damn skulks. STOP YOUR GIGGLING!
... as a marine you are no longer frightened when spotting an Onos.
... a gorge comes to mind when you see a pig or heavy-set dog.
... you're sitting in a waiting room, bored as hell, and you start thinking up a good base setup for the room.
... you looking for a button to open the door with when it doens't open itself
... you are getting down on the floor to morph into a gorge everytime you have to build something
... --------------------------------------------------------------- skulk everytime you have to climb
... you are walking around with your mouth open all the time (skulk)
... you are saying "commander, i need some food" when you are at a resaurant
... you are saying "commander, where is that food" when you don't get your food at a restaurant
... you are yelling "i need some backup" everytime you are building something
... you are walking around with a headset and press a button everytime you are talking
... you are yelling "we got hostiles" everytime you see an animal
... you starting to feel sick becaus you haven't been drinking or eating on the hole day becaus you have been playing NS
... you are asking for heavy armor in a clothe shop
... you are walking around in buildings looking for hives and resource places
hmm.. that's it for now
You know youve been playing too much NS when...........
-You start running over all the chipmunks and squirrels in the road because they look like skulks, after years of avoiding the little alien bastages.