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<!--QuoteBegin--Kiz+Nov 12 2002, 11:13 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Kiz @ Nov 12 2002, 11:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->When, no matter where you go, you keep hearing the Marine build noise...
...oh gods, make it stop...it's haunting me...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> i hear the fade breathing or skulk :o
it is a calling! <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--ZeroByte+Nov 5 2002, 11:41 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ZeroByte @ Nov 5 2002, 11:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Yes, it was only a matter of time, but you knew this topic had to come out soon
How do you know you've been playing NS too much?
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>mods: Feel free to move this topic/delete it if you want/theres a duplicate</span><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> When u eat ur whole family and feels good about it/showing it off at school
Dreams about NS... yep... some of them are scaaarryyyy Hearing NS...yep.... I hear <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> everywhere... they're haunting me! But the best... chuckling. I walk by the doors in my house and... chuckle. I'm getting some very odd looks. But that's okay. Soon, they will know fear... As they stumble blearily into the kitchen for a glass of water.... Someone forgot to check the dark corners... Bwahahahaha!
You just had a 4 day weekend and spent a total of 40 hours playing NS.
Which I just did <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
...You throw Zip-Loc bags of acid at people and scream "EAT BILE BOMBS HUMAN SCUM!"
...When the teacher calls on you in class you stand perfectly still hoping to become invisible.
...You hide in a dark corner and leap out and claw a passer-by and duck into another dark corner and stay perfectly still, leaving him wondering why the he|| he has a large gash across his chest and where it came from.
...You downlaoded NS on thursday, and have already played upwards of 40 hours.
...Your wooden computer chair now has an imprint of your @ss.
...You run out of lead in your mechanical pencil and start screaming, "Commander, I need ammo!"
...While playing sports you start screaming hideous noises in effort to activate your teams "Primal Scream."
...You throw smoke grenades in front of the enemy fort in paintball and scream, "UMBRA IS UP, THE BULLETS CAN'T HURT YOU! LETS RUSH!"
...Every time you sit in your chair, you see a top-down view of your house and start ordering your family around.
...You build a large turret farm in your house, just to realize you put the god damned Turret Factory outside of their range. (I did this, **obscenity** me off so much, mailman disabled all my defenses)
...You rush into a crowd of people and slash 20 of them to death and yell, "I'm gonna top the stats baby!"
...Your arms and legs grow into large claw-like appendages and you gain the ability to climb walls and ceilings and blow up on command only to be respawned.
...You drive your car down the sidewalk and run everyone down while yelling, "YOU BEEN OWNED BY ONOS BEEOTCH!"
...You are diagnosed with cancer and have a day live, so you sit in front of your comp and fire up NS.
...You grab a gun and go around shooting all the neighbour-hood pets while muttering, "F*cking commader gives me the dirty work."
...You drive up to a drive-thru restaurant window and start asking for orders and a HMG.
...You stand still and chuckle everytime you see someoen coming your way in a hallway.
...You right a dozen different scenarios on how you knwo you've played hte game too much.
-You have been dreaming about playing as commander, every... single... night... for the past 5 nights
-You keep hearing bitegun (main skulk attack) noises during your exams (hey i only heard one in English exam today, its an improvement!)
-When youre sitting down you sometimes see cloaked skulk teeth coming down from the top and bottom of your vision
-You see an add for a car on a board that says "$5000 o.n.o" and you just HAVE to put an 's' at the end, then just laugh for about 5 mins while everyone else just stands there and are like wtf
-You try to press 'alt' when using any keyboard, because thats what you have bound chuckle to.
I know I have been playing too much...I was playing a commander at like 3 AM...I passed out and woke up, my face on the keyboard, I could barely remember anything that happened. I looked up at the screen and I was just sitting there in the Ready Room on some other map.
Its really quite simple, i am sure with the many pages some one has allready said it, but you know when you've been playing too much NS when, you start a thread like this <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
...When you press 'u' or 'y' in your AIM window before you type what you want to say ... and yes, I have done this before <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
I am the all mighty turd_burglar. All marines fear my l337 gorg skills. I am the best gorg ever. (get both hives up in less than 10 minutes by myself, plus defenses) anyways.
When I first got this game, I played it for almost 2 and 1/2 days straight. I realized how long it had been because i was feeling VERY hungry. I was also very tired and weird feeling. After realizing i hadnt eaten in almost 3 days i got some food then slept 4 hours then woke up and played 28 hours straight again. After that session I laid down on my couch. My girlfriend came home from work and she **obscenity** me off. I started biting her like i was a skulk(this is no joke) on the arm(biting sound effects included). I hadnt realized what i was doing until it was to late. SHe had 4 huge bruises on her arm and welts. I felt pretty bad but now i look back on it it was pretty funny.
<!--QuoteBegin--Chron+Nov 5 2002, 01:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Chron @ Nov 5 2002, 01:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You know you've played too much when, and this is a true story:
on the drive home from work fire hydrants turn into skulks, and you see giant electronic doors in the middle of the road.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> dude, thats when u pull over and take a nap. i dont wanna die b\c u dont sleep, ok?
Whenever the local bully enters the playground and you scream "MEDIC!"
You complain to the principle for not installing a obvervatory by the caffeteria ventilation.
You hide under your teachers desk so you can bite his ankles.
You play skulk as a prelude to your schools dodgeball match in P.E.
You place flypaper all around your computer to stop your roommate from attacking your "Hive"
My Favorites: You tell your teacher you couldnt do you homework becuase she didn't give you a waypoint You tell your teacher you didnt finish your homework becuase your pencil ran out of ammo
<!--QuoteBegin--ariakas_rm+Nov 13 2002, 01:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ariakas_rm @ Nov 13 2002, 01:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->...When you press 'u' or 'y' in your AIM window before you type what you want to say ... and yes, I have done this before <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I do it on IRC and AIM, damn Half-Life!
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...oh gods, make it stop...it's haunting me...
...oh gods, make it stop...it's haunting me...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
i hear the fade breathing or skulk :o
it is a calling! <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo-->
How do you know you've been playing NS too much?
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>mods: Feel free to move this topic/delete it if you want/theres a duplicate</span><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
When u eat ur whole family and feels good about it/showing it off at school
Hearing NS...yep.... I hear <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> everywhere... they're haunting me!
But the best... chuckling. I walk by the doors in my house and... chuckle. I'm getting some very odd looks. But that's okay. Soon, they will know fear... As they stumble blearily into the kitchen for a glass of water.... Someone forgot to check the dark corners... Bwahahahaha!
....You have nightmares about Power Subjunction 3 (I swear..when the commander sends you there, its a death sentance)
....You walk around work making skulk-snapping-noises.
....You randomly hear the sound of an alien resource tower.
....Attempting to build a model, you just stand by it, holding down an imaginary 'E' key.
(Okay, so I havent done this yet..but doesnt mean I wont)
....You randomly yell out "LOOK OUT! A SKULK!" When you really were just seeing a shadow.
....You start believing the aliens are kinda cute, in a vicious, eerie sort of way. (Okay, I havent done this either)
....You are able to tell tales of your games to friends, and they ask "what movie was that?"
And finally...When youre afraid to go downstairs, for fear of the dark, and the skulk perched on the ceiling waiting for you.
You just had a 4 day weekend and spent a total of 40 hours playing NS.
Which I just did <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
...You throw Zip-Loc bags of acid at people and scream "EAT BILE BOMBS HUMAN SCUM!"
...When the teacher calls on you in class you stand perfectly still hoping to become invisible.
...You hide in a dark corner and leap out and claw a passer-by and duck into another dark corner and stay perfectly still, leaving him wondering why the he|| he has a large gash across his chest and where it came from.
...You downlaoded NS on thursday, and have already played upwards of 40 hours.
...Your wooden computer chair now has an imprint of your @ss.
...You run out of lead in your mechanical pencil and start screaming, "Commander, I need ammo!"
...While playing sports you start screaming hideous noises in effort to activate your teams "Primal Scream."
...You throw smoke grenades in front of the enemy fort in paintball and scream, "UMBRA IS UP, THE BULLETS CAN'T HURT YOU! LETS RUSH!"
...Every time you sit in your chair, you see a top-down view of your house and start ordering your family around.
...You build a large turret farm in your house, just to realize you put the god damned Turret Factory outside of their range. (I did this, **obscenity** me off so much, mailman disabled all my defenses)
...You rush into a crowd of people and slash 20 of them to death and yell, "I'm gonna top the stats baby!"
...Your arms and legs grow into large claw-like appendages and you gain the ability to climb walls and ceilings and blow up on command only to be respawned.
...You drive your car down the sidewalk and run everyone down while yelling, "YOU BEEN OWNED BY ONOS BEEOTCH!"
...You are diagnosed with cancer and have a day live, so you sit in front of your comp and fire up NS.
...You grab a gun and go around shooting all the neighbour-hood pets while muttering, "F*cking commader gives me the dirty work."
...You drive up to a drive-thru restaurant window and start asking for orders and a HMG.
...You stand still and chuckle everytime you see someoen coming your way in a hallway.
...You right a dozen different scenarios on how you knwo you've played hte game too much.
My head hurts.
"Oh come on! This is totally unbalanced!"
-You have been dreaming about playing as commander, every... single... night... for the past 5 nights
-You keep hearing bitegun (main skulk attack) noises during your exams (hey i only heard one in English exam today, its an improvement!)
-When youre sitting down you sometimes see cloaked skulk teeth coming down from the top and bottom of your vision
-You see an add for a car on a board that says "$5000 o.n.o" and you just HAVE to put an 's' at the end, then just laugh for about 5 mins while everyone else just stands there and are like wtf
-You try to press 'alt' when using any keyboard, because thats what you have bound chuckle to.
...you try to press your eyes back into your head so you can see through your jaws...
...at gymclass teacher splits class in two, and stares at you while you sit in the middle of the basketball court, believing you are invisible...
...you yell at your mom for not placing your food at your current location instead of forcing you to go all the way back to the kitchen...
...pick random fights with guys twice your size, spit in their face and then wait to get respawned back home after so-so much beating...
...you try to flap your arms and run around in the house, claiming you are too fast for the human eye...
<!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo-->
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or i mean, nice contact...
or.. uh.... Nice skulky nice! no bite marine no bite!
"Praud membar of LEET LEIK JEFF K!!1@!"
MEH TEW!1
I know I have been playing too much...I was playing a commander at like 3 AM...I passed out and woke up, my face on the keyboard, I could barely remember anything that happened. I looked up at the screen and I was just sitting there in the Ready Room on some other map.
<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
... and yes, I have done this before <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
When you can actually see your "new" commander strategies play out before you...with your eyes open!
<!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo-->
Ahhhh!!!!!!!
<!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> *Chomp*Chomp*
When I first got this game, I played it for almost 2 and 1/2 days straight. I realized how long it had been because i was feeling VERY hungry. I was also very tired and weird feeling. After realizing i hadnt eaten in almost 3 days i got some food then slept 4 hours then woke up and played 28 hours straight again. After that session I laid down on my couch. My girlfriend came home from work and she **obscenity** me off. I started biting her like i was a skulk(this is no joke) on the arm(biting sound effects included). I hadnt realized what i was doing until it was to late. SHe had 4 huge bruises on her arm and welts. I felt pretty bad but now i look back on it it was pretty funny.
on the drive home from work fire hydrants turn into skulks, and you see giant electronic doors in the middle of the road.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
dude, thats when u pull over and take a nap. i dont wanna die b\c u dont sleep, ok?
You complain to the principle for not installing a obvervatory by the caffeteria ventilation.
You hide under your teachers desk so you can bite his ankles.
You play skulk as a prelude to your schools dodgeball match in P.E.
You place flypaper all around your computer to stop your roommate from attacking your "Hive"
My Favorites:
You tell your teacher you couldnt do you homework becuase she didn't give you a waypoint
You tell your teacher you didnt finish your homework becuase your pencil ran out of ammo
-you'd rather play then go out with a hot chick (don't ask)
-your chair has a groove of your butt and only your butt
-going to your friend's house to watch them play ns
-cracking ns jokes, doi hee hoi
-zebutal (pain killer) and coffee
-forgot to sleep and school is in an hour
... and yes, I have done this before <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I do it on IRC and AIM, damn Half-Life!