The Most Ridiculous Ban You Ever Come Across

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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    edited April 2005
    Apparently when I took scent of fear and then motion tracking the next game it convinced the server that I have wall hacks because

    qoute:

    "I knew where they where comming all the time"

    I thought they where joking and I went to type in "lol" but I never got to finish it b/c I found myself lookging at my console screen...

    *sigh...

    Dang me and my "sent of hacks".





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  • GiGaBiTeGiGaBiTe Join Date: 2003-10-07 Member: 21489Members
    the console command "envmap" and a few other commands cause the person that executed them to lock up and crash. i only execute on clients that cant seem to get it into their head to act right.

    im still looking for that server log of him trying to report me to valve. i know its around here somewhere.
  • DakouDakou Join Date: 2005-01-07 Member: 33188Members, Constellation
    Some really hilarious stuff here <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I got kickbanned because drunk admin was having fun time with "ban roulette".<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    That one made me laugh hard.


    To contribute, I had a problem with a serveradmin who harrassed other players. He slapped them around for killing him (I managed to do this a lot cause he really sucked as a player). He was also abusive to everyone except his own clanmates in text and audio. As a commander, his clanmates was given weapons while the rest was without ... so I told him to stick it.

    Instant ban, but I can take that. He deserved it.

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  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    Sigh i think i have to contribute again ^^

    On a pure CO server the admin had at least au3 before even a single kill had been made. I opened the console and typed "givexp" but i wasnt given any.

    Next thing i did was binding p to givexp and when the next round started i began hammering my p key untill i was lvl 10.

    Ever seen a silence/cele/focus/meta/cara fade slicing through lvl 1 rines and a single stupid admin with au3? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    After i started explaining to the whole server why i went fade even before a single kill has been made i got banned <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> Maybe i will buy myself another cd-key and join the server again, just to see wether that admin is still there or not.
  • LofungLofung Join Date: 2004-08-21 Member: 30757Members
    Brilliant admins,
    i didnt expect to see so many cases.
  • SaltzBadSaltzBad Join Date: 2004-02-23 Member: 26833Members
    Getting banned for hacking - while kow was on the same server, aimbotting under the name "Flayra". The best part was the ban happened while I was taking kow off the obs. roster for said hacking (apparently going afk was construed as configuring aim vect0rs).

    Irony > all.
  • DarkFrostDarkFrost Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15154Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    edited April 2005
    Been banned for killing with charge after the 3rd hive as down, because I stuck next to 3 MCs. On a related note, was banned no less than 10 times for stomp kills.

    Edit - forgot, was banned when a new to NS server appeared, one of the admins asked, why does he have that icon next to his name, someone replied "It means NS has found hacks on his system" - the matter was resolved though =]
  • KaMiKaZe1KaMiKaZe1 Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9196Members
    Ah crap, how could I forget.

    I got banned for spectating. When there were 3 more slots and the teams were even.
  • Black_Hawk_VSBlack_Hawk_VS Join Date: 2003-03-13 Member: 14478Members, Constellation
    I got IP banned for killing an admin once.

    I know, who has not been banned for killing an admin. But this was different --

    There was a suspected hacker on the server. I quit and rejoined uncer a new alias to play on his team, so I could see if he was hacking or not. Turns out he was not hacking. So I contuned to play I killed the admin who thought they guy was cheating, and found my self not only banned, but IP banned. Here is where it gets funny, I am the server owner/operator. Because of a bug, I had not been given my immunity. So when the guy banned me for aimbotting as a skulk, I was not protected. As a result only 3 people in my clan have access to the ban commands, and a few of the normal members even lost their ability to use the kick command

    A note to many of you, try to find out who is the head server admin/op. Alot of times they do not know what goes on when tehy are not on the server. I know I have unbanned many people from the server because they were banned for aim botting, wallhacking (I love those ones) or scripting by one of my admins when I was not around.
  • DC_DarklingDC_Darkling Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18068Members, Constellation, Squad Five Blue, Squad Five Silver
    how we on xs4all do it:

    we have amxbans (so all servers dump there bans in a by website accessable DB). Its down at the moment (boo) but it allows ppl to see who banned them, on which server, and why.

    Also the forums contain a section for unban requests. Also we don't have many NS admins, so its not to hard to keep up
  • Diablo_fxDiablo_fx Join Date: 2003-02-21 Member: 13793Members
    Nobody have been banned for saying your opinion?
    I have <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • MrBenMrBen ns_eclipse, ns_veil caretaker Join Date: 2002-11-14 Member: 8575Members
    I got banned for shouting at people and calling them idiots... oh right.
  • attritionattrition Join Date: 2004-10-13 Member: 32242Members
    Add.... "using the lords name in vain" "using a picture of jesus getting crucified with the words OWNED on it as a spray" "hiding inside an alien rt to ambush a lerk" "exploiting the +hook mod as a gorge with webs" "so called ratehacking" "and last but not least banned for *NOT* stacking the teams (noob admins on one team... noobs +me on other 51-0 as fade)" ... to the list
  • DeathKnightDeathKnight Join Date: 2004-05-11 Member: 28607Members
    Some of you may know me, I have had my share of unfairly banning some people. Except on some servers where I have been banned, I am left in awe.

    Bans that have happened to me:

    1)I was kicking everyone's **** on a server as a focus skulk. And I killed an admin, next thing I know.............
    Ban Reason:For killing an admin without first announcing said admin as a target.

    2)I had just gone fade and got focus. I raided the marine base and took out the armslab, armory, and protolab before they beaconed. I was able to kill them without any problems. 1 hit kill FTW.
    Ban Reason:Use of Instant Kill Hack

    3)I am a skulk with celerity. I start seeing some random noob say OMG DEATHKNIGHT IS SPEED HACKING!!! Next thing I know, admin is spectating me.
    Ban Reason:Use of illegal speed hacks.

    4)I was in the process of relocating to cargo on Tanith. I dropped all of the structures as my entire marine team was in there and recycled what was left of my dying base. Little did I know an admin, also an onos was waiting in cargo.
    Ban Reason:Blocking an Onos with Structures.

    5)I go marine and I get an HMG, lvl3, and armor 3 with a JP. 10 level + co server. I get 15 kills, some random noob calls me a hacker. Next thing I know, ............
    Ban Reason:Use of Unkillable hack

    I have more, I just need to dig up the condumps.
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-DeathKnight+Apr 11 2005, 06:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DeathKnight @ Apr 11 2005, 06:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ban Reason:Use of illegal speed hacks. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That one made me chuckle.

    Someone point me into the direction of "legal speed hacks" please <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • master_wongmaster_wong Join Date: 2004-11-05 Member: 32649Members
    "SUYF" to admin whos saying hes all 1337 -> ban
  • DeathKnightDeathKnight Join Date: 2004-05-11 Member: 28607Members
    And now more of my rediculous instances in which I was banned!

    6)I was on a server and the admin was doing hideously. I had the top score........7 kills/6 deaths. His score......0 kills/16 deaths. I get 3 kills in a row. And bam.
    Ban Reason:Banned for using hacks not designed for NS.
    (That ban reason left me believing the admin was a moron. And apparently if I was using a hack, I was banned for using one not designed for NS use. And if I had joined with oh say......buzz_hook or ns_hook, I would have been fine......yay)

    7)I was on a server with sv_cheats 1 on. I have to love the morons. This is something I pulled from my console. (I removed the squares before each chat message they annoy me <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> I also removed the admins name)

    giveres
    giveres
    giveres
    DeathKnight:Fade time!
    *******:OMG YOU ARE USING HACKS
    DeathKnight:What?
    *******:YOU JUST WENT FADE INSTANTLY
    DeathKnight:Want to stop me or others from doing that?
    *******:YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT DID THAT
    DeathKnight:uh huh......could it be something that has to do with.....SV_CHEATS?
    *******:NO ONLY SPEED HACKS DO THAT
    Kicked by console
    I tried to rejoin to find I was banned
    Ban Reason:Evolving speed hacks.

    Now time to dig up more ban reasons I have about 4 more.
  • RobertoRoberto Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14591Members, Constellation
    that is why you wait until midgame before using givexp. Until then, bind a key to invul to get you out of tight spots <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • monopolowamonopolowa Join Date: 2004-05-23 Member: 28839Members
    I and a few other admin on my server banned a guy last night for aimbotting...it was great - we were using Teamspeak so when we heard the report about a hacker we all joined on to watch the show...We got one skulk on the other side to just leap around so we could get plenty of evidence, etc...(stuff like shooting before going around a corner, watching his gun snap to a target through walls, it was obvious)

    and the guy had the nerve to say he was using motion tracking!! rofl
    anyway, he won't be coming back...
  • RobBRobB TUBES OF THE INTERWEB Join Date: 2003-08-11 Member: 19423Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    NS:
    1. Exploding as a level 5 Skulk in the center of the marinespawn (and they camped... 10 marines in one shot - priceless!)
    2. celerity and silence -> Hax (LOL)
    3. Xenociding 3 Admins that sticked together like siamesian twins
    4. (2.x) joined, gone to alienside, holded the last hive for about 2 - 3 minutes against heavys (alone & as skulk => shouted as invul hax where they just laged realy hard)
    5. Kind of every french server for I am german and they "have to pay more for traffic from my country" - but keep sh**ing around on german servers...

    CS:
    Owning the Admin and two or three fellas single handed with the Para (Headshots ftw).
  • gazOzzgazOzz Work&#39;s a ... Join Date: 2003-12-25 Member: 24747Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation
    I dont have a single memory of being banned, kicked by an admin, vote kicked or even ejected from cc, in my 3 years of online gaming experience...

    I kinda feel empty... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    edited April 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-gazOzz+Apr 11 2005, 07:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (gazOzz @ Apr 11 2005, 07:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I dont have a single memory of being banned, kicked by an admin, vote kicked or even ejected from cc, in my 3 years of online gaming experience...

    I kinda feel empty... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    poor gazOzz

    small hint: if you are looking for a good laugh and fast ban join a french server <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    Where the hell do you people find so many bans on French servers? I've been playing on French servers forever, and most of the time it's admins that are lacking, not the other way around. The last ban I have been witnness of must be at least half a year ago.
  • TrakenTraken Join Date: 2004-11-14 Member: 32797Members
    Another DOD one: I decide to change my class and so I have to die. Then I pull out a grenade and kill myself (no FF). An admin says "If you don't want to play here you're banned." And poof.

    NS Comm: A server op had "secretly" turned on Sv_cheats so I pressed my nifty f10 key, got about 5,000 res, and used bigdig. I've never seen so much swearing in my life. 10TFs, Turrets out the wazoo, and seiges. I threw in some proto's and CC's for laughs. Then an Admin asks who's comm and they point at me. Next you know..."Banned: Using commander hacks" Seriously...come on!
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DeathKnight+Apr 11 2005, 11:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DeathKnight @ Apr 11 2005, 11:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 5)I go marine and I get an HMG, lvl3, and armor 3 with a JP. 10 level + co server. I get 15 kills, some random noob calls me a hacker. Next thing I know, ............
    Ban Reason:Use of Unkillable hack <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Never heard of that one... I regularly see blatant aimbotters and speedhackers die... I'm sure they would like to know about this unkillable hack.
  • SubdubSubdub Join Date: 2005-04-09 Member: 47965Banned
    We once had a comm who obviously didn't speak english and had no idea what the **** he was doing. We lost. Afterwards I said "why do we always get the chinese noob comms?". LOL RACISM BANT
  • TrakenTraken Join Date: 2004-11-14 Member: 32797Members
    So if even they ARE chinese nubs you can't say that? Next time I read a book I won't call it a book. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • GiGaBiTeGiGaBiTe Join Date: 2003-10-07 Member: 21489Members
    90% of these bans are based on loser admins that go "omg, he killed me. wait, i have all this power, ill make sure he never kills me again"
  • blackjackelblackjackel Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2151Members, Constellation
    the bans dont seem TOO unreasonable to me...

    The knife ban is probably because they dont want **** on the server who are just there for trophy kills....

    and im pretty sure the other bans can be explained in such a manner as well.
  • TepplaTeppla Join Date: 2002-09-29 Member: 1368Banned
    <a href='http://www.teppla.com/txt/bjdown.jpg' target='_blank'>sup</a>
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