The Most Ridiculous Ban You Ever Come Across

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  • NGENGE Join Date: 2003-11-10 Member: 22443Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Apr 12 2005, 06:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Apr 12 2005, 06:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-crisano+Apr 12 2005, 04:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (crisano @ Apr 12 2005, 04:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I got banned from a few servers because I was in #cri.  <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    a few #cri. were very naughty in a few servers. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And quite more than a few people would throw on the #cri tag even if they wern't in the clan.

    Which brings me to my next point, which is the exact same point sano made <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    *sigh*

    Right right Swiftspear. I know. *goes to edit*

    <!--QuoteBegin-Traken+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Traken)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I'll welcome Hell the day Consties get banned from servers... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What do you mean? If a constie is really beaing a jerk he'd get banned to right? Or are you saying he wouldn't because he a constie? Or do you just hate consties? I'm not sure what you are refering to, context please? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • a_civiliana_civilian Likes seeing numbers Join Date: 2003-01-08 Member: 12041Members, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead
    <!--QuoteBegin-the x5+Apr 12 2005, 08:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (the x5 @ Apr 12 2005, 08:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-Traken+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Traken)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I'll welcome Hell the day Consties get banned from servers... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What do you mean? If a constie is really beaing a jerk he'd get banned to right? Or are you saying he wouldn't because he a constie? Or do you just hate consties? I'm not sure what you are refering to, context please? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think it was in reference to this...<!--QuoteBegin-DC Darkling+Apr 12 2005, 04:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DC Darkling @ Apr 12 2005, 04:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->now I think of it, I was either kicked or banned once for being constie<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    And for my own part, I was once banned for scripting because I could fire my acid rocket mid-blink.
  • Gecko_God_Of_DooomGecko_God_Of_Dooom Join Date: 2004-02-10 Member: 26353Members
    I got banned for duck hacking....

    Soled a fade, because I would duck and they couldn't hit me. Turned out to be the admin.......
  • zariuszer0zariuszer0 Join Date: 2004-09-21 Member: 31848Members
    Actually, one happened earlier today. I went lerk, and, to my unexpected delight, found that i had spikes, not just spores, due to the plugin. Seeing this, i grabbed primal scream, and promptly became a Kharaa LMG (Lerk Machine Gun). After killing a few LA rines like that, i was suddenly kicked. Supposedly, i was aimbotting.

    Another time, I was playing in some random CO map. It was only me vs. the admin, and one other guy, who was spectating, since he was eating or something. I was a rine, and i reached the hive, and started firing, when i heard the chair is under attack warning. Knowing that i'd not be able to outrace the skulk in damage, i finished emptying the clip, and headed back, to promptly run into the skulk, who'd ran to save his hive. Apparently, i was wallhacking, and waited till he was right there, to turn and kill him.

    Funniest one though, was on CS. Through the luckiest toss ever, i managed to throw a smoke grenade around a corner, and directly into an admin's head, doing the last point of damage needed to kill him. So i was banned for getting a smoke nade headshot kill. Something which i've still never seen done again.
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    edited April 2005
    Actually, if 1 marine and 1 skulk attack each others' bases at the same time...
    If the marine gets damage 1 --> shotgun after emptying his LMG and knifing it... he will win.
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Apr 13 2005, 07:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Apr 13 2005, 07:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Actually, if 1 marine and 1 skulk attack each others' bases...
    If the marine gets damage 1 --> shotgun after emptying his LMG and knifing it... he will win. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Even if the skulk gets adren?
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    <!--QuoteBegin-Faskalia+Apr 12 2005, 09:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Faskalia @ Apr 12 2005, 09:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Apr 13 2005, 07:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Apr 13 2005, 07:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Actually, if 1 marine and 1 skulk attack each others' bases...
    If the marine gets damage 1 --> shotgun after emptying his LMG and knifing it... he will win. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Even if the skulk gets adren? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm not sure. I don't know if any skulk would risk taking the time out of chewing the CC to get adrenaline. I haven't tested this thoroughly, but I've had about 3 games where this happens, and I, the marine, am always victorious, since the shotgun does do a fair bit of damage.

    Perhaps a civilian, who knows more about NS than Flayra can answer your question.
  • monopolowamonopolowa Join Date: 2004-05-23 Member: 28839Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Apr 13 2005, 12:46 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Apr 13 2005, 12:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Faskalia+Apr 12 2005, 09:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Faskalia @ Apr 12 2005, 09:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Apr 13 2005, 07:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Apr 13 2005, 07:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Actually, if 1 marine and 1 skulk attack each others' bases...
    If the marine gets damage 1 --> shotgun after emptying his LMG and knifing it... he will win. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Even if the skulk gets adren? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm not sure. I don't know if any skulk would risk taking the time out of chewing the CC to get adrenaline. I haven't tested this thoroughly, but I've had about 3 games where this happens, and I, the marine, am always victorious, since the shotgun does do a fair bit of damage.

    Perhaps a civilian, who knows more about NS than Flayra can answer your question. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    it's really close, but the adren upgrade comes in about half a second of gestate so its much faster than chewing without adren

    really you can get any upgrade you want and you start with full adren anyway after you gestate

    Talking about combat here, cause i really doubt this would happen in a classic game
  • GiGaBiTeGiGaBiTe Join Date: 2003-10-07 Member: 21489Members
    i have banned a few consties for cheating or being total jackasses.

    consties are the same as everyone else, they only donated money to support ns.
  • GolathGolath Join Date: 2003-05-20 Member: 16532Members
    Just go <a href='http://www.facepunchstudios.com/forums/showbans.php' target='_blank'>here</a>? and read a few...
  • TheJimTheJim Join Date: 2005-01-09 Member: 34080Members, Constellation
    edited April 2005
    I got banned from 1 server a few months back!

    The map was co_lemmings and i xenocided an a jp who was falling from the hive location at the to and half way down in mid air boom blew him away! He happened to be the admin and bang instant ban reason "Dodgiest kill I have ever seen", made me chuckle that the admin obviously knows nothing about good timing!

    I have also banned a few consties from my server for being idiots. 1 was demanding admin because he was constie they were being abusive "You kill me again ya ******* ******* and i will have you banned due to my constie power"

    I gave a rather sarcastic answer to him beings as it was my server and told everyone to say goodbye to him before i banned him! The reason i give "Impersonating an admin and for being a ******* retard"
  • DC_DarklingDC_Darkling Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18068Members, Constellation, Squad Five Blue, Squad Five Silver
    not all consties are great indeed
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-DC Darkling+Apr 13 2005, 05:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DC Darkling @ Apr 13 2005, 05:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> not all consties are great indeed <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Can you sense the irony <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    What peopel were refering to are the servers that autoban any one with a CM icon (was also true for Vet Icons).

    yus, people suck.

    (again, a reason to stick to a few reg servers and you are good!)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Join Date: 2003-11-28 Member: 23688
    never had any "stupid" bans, but i have been banned/kicked quite a few times from seeing cloaked skulks. also banned from a couple of french servers, no reason given :/
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Reeke+Apr 13 2005, 11:35 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Reeke @ Apr 13 2005, 11:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> never had any "stupid" bans, but i have been banned/kicked quite a few times from seeing cloaked skulks. also banned from a couple of french servers, no reason given :/ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well, alot of server have ***** language only. (including most american servers) so that was probably it.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Join Date: 2003-11-28 Member: 23688
    thing is, i didnt even speak a word on one of them <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DC_DarklingDC_Darkling Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18068Members, Constellation, Squad Five Blue, Squad Five Silver
    lies.. I am good. *hides in corner*
  • XCanXCan Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 5904Members, Constellation
    Been kicked for pressing f4 AFTER the screen going black + sign telling 'yadateam wins' for lamequitting.... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Reeke+Apr 13 2005, 12:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Reeke @ Apr 13 2005, 12:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> thing is, i didnt even speak a word on one of them <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    they might have been talking to you, and as you never responded...
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-XCan+Apr 13 2005, 12:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (XCan @ Apr 13 2005, 12:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Been kicked for pressing f4 AFTER the screen going black + sign telling 'yadateam wins' for lamequitting.... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I wonder if that is an auto function on the server? Seems stupid anyways as most servers that anal just have F4 blocked.
  • gyMegyMe Join Date: 2004-08-27 Member: 30961Members, Constellation
    I was banned last night for "suspected aimbot" as a fade. They also said I script because I know how to fade properly (lastinv + fastswitch ftw). The server had mp_bs 1 so the only script I do use, 3 jump script, didn't work anyway. Oh well, won't be playing there. I guess I deserved it since I was server hopping just so I could have something to post here.
  • frostymoosefrostymoose Join Date: 2003-09-12 Member: 20799Members
    edited April 2005
    not an NS server but...

    I was banned from a DoD server for...I don't know what... my forum account on their website was deleted along with all posts. I was IP banned from looking at the website... No reason behind it... just... banned without warning after playing there for like a year <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    edit: also this server sometimes had amx flamethrower mod turned on. When anyone complained about it they ran the risk of being kicked repeatedly and an admin would not say why. A clan member was banned for wishing to leave the clan... ridiculous bans all around.
  • XCanXCan Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 5904Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Apr 13 2005, 09:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Apr 13 2005, 09:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-XCan+Apr 13 2005, 12:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (XCan @ Apr 13 2005, 12:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Been kicked for pressing f4 AFTER the screen going black + sign telling 'yadateam wins' for lamequitting....  <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I wonder if that is an auto function on the server? Seems stupid anyways as most servers that anal just have F4 blocked. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Definetly not an auto-function as I'm a regular there and reckognise the admin kicking me. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ProfChaosProfChaos Join Date: 2003-05-10 Member: 16197Members
    As an Admin, I ran accross a lot of stupidness from players in a fairly short time. We were a new server and had no real regulars, so we had to be suspect about everyone, simply because we had no background with the players on our server. We ended up with a player who was tearing through everyone, so I did a simple spectate observation, just to make sure he was Kosher. It turned out I didn't find anything wrong, he was just playing well, but from the moment I swtiched to spectate, he became abusive on chat, saying various nasty things about myself, my mother, etc. I told him to shut it, as we had an overall rule of "1. Don't be a ****", which I thought was pretty clear. I warned him, used admin slap (0 damage, just to get his attention) and finally kicked him after several minutes. I was then accused of abuse...do my actions seem unreasonable?
  • KoulnisKoulnis Join Date: 2005-04-13 Member: 48337Members
    An unnamed server....

    I stated I was german since we were all talking about where we came from.

    About 8 seconds later:

    Ban: Reason: All Germans are Nazis, and are not tolerated here.


    Needless to say I was fairly f'n angered.



    <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-ProfChaos+Apr 13 2005, 05:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ProfChaos @ Apr 13 2005, 05:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> As an Admin, I ran accross a lot of stupidness from players in a fairly short time. We were a new server and had no real regulars, so we had to be suspect about everyone, simply because we had no background with the players on our server. We ended up with a player who was tearing through everyone, so I did a simple spectate observation, just to make sure he was Kosher. It turned out I didn't find anything wrong, he was just playing well, but from the moment I swtiched to spectate, he became abusive on chat, saying various nasty things about myself, my mother, etc. I told him to shut it, as we had an overall rule of "1. Don't be a ****", which I thought was pretty clear. I warned him, used admin slap (0 damage, just to get his attention) and finally kicked him after several minutes. I was then accused of abuse...do my actions seem unreasonable? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes, clearly skilled players should never be specced. If I have a spec I consider it a complement, if you feel otherwize I hope you enjoy staying banned.

    <!--QuoteBegin-Koulnis+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Koulnis)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->an unnamed server....

    I stated I was german since we were all talking about where we came from.

    About 8 seconds later:

    Ban: Reason: All Germans are Nazis, and are not tolerated here.


    Needless to say I was fairly f'n angered.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Seriously, WTH! I can understand banning racist, but banning based on race <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • TOmekkiTOmekki Join Date: 2003-11-25 Member: 23524Members
    i heard this great story about this guy who got banned from a DoD server at around 3 am in the morning when he had been playing the mod for 3 hours.

    what he did was shoot through a door/wall with an MG, unlucky enough the admin was on the other side :D

    2 month ban or something silly like that, problem is that they also host ns servers and the ban carries on to those as well.

    im not sure if he got himself unbanned though.
  • DoL_NeODoL_NeO Join Date: 2003-11-12 Member: 22717Members, NS1 Playtester
    I dont remember the last time I used ban...
    you guys are joining the wrong servers

    if one of my admins do something like that, he is the one who gets banned... >.>
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