Maddox Writes Book!

SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
edited February 2005 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">Holy s***!</div> <a href='http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=book' target='_blank'>Read all about it</a>

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<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The genre is still up in the air. The publisher wants to release it under "humor" but I'm pushing to have it released in devotional literature or self help.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->On a side note, this book almost didn't happen when I showed my editor my proposal. He called me in a panic saying that packing this much awesome in one book was unprecedented, so I suggested that we throw in a couple of blank pages every now and then to space things out.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This book will kick so much **** that it may reverse progress made towards world peace during the last 50 years.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Any gueses on the title? I'm going for "Best Book in the Universe".
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    Oh, God, yes!
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  • baconflapsbaconflaps Join Date: 2004-02-09 Member: 26314Members
    Yeah, I'll buy it.
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  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    But he's so rarely funny these days.
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  • FCCFCC Join Date: 2003-07-16 Member: 18218Members
    Maddox is the patron saint of humor.
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  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    edited February 2005
    I know it's all hip and cool to like Maddox, but he's really not that funny anymore. He was okay before, but pretty blah these days.
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  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-MedHead+Feb 21 2005, 01:50 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Feb 21 2005, 01:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I know it's all hip and cool to like Maddox, but he's really not that funny anymore. He was okay before, but pretty blah these days. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What the hell are you talking about? His new stuff is some of his best stuff! like:
    <a href='http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=chappelle' target='_blank'>You're not Dave Chappelle, and you're not funny.</a>,
    <a href='http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=regressive' target='_blank'>Looking for a safe stance on abortion? Me neither.</a>,
    and <a href='http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=bill_oreilly' target='_blank'>Bill O'Reilly is a big blubbering ****.</a>
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Man, I have some level of appreciation for this guy but I really don't follow his website at all, He reminds me of the type of guy people either love or hate, either way he touches lives. Sorta like me, like me or not, theres plenty of people wanting me gone from these forums, and it makes me smile. Knowing someone out there has me in their head, for better or for worse makes me cackle with glee.
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  • panda_de_malheureuxpanda_de_malheureux Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24775Members
    I agree with his statement, maddox isn't humour, it's self help.
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    Um....

    Who?
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  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-SoulSkorpion+Feb 21 2005, 02:57 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Feb 21 2005, 02:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Um....

    Who? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You don't know about Maddox? Hes <a href='http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=owned' target='_blank'>bigger than Pepsi</a>!
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  • PRTePRTe Join Date: 2003-10-25 Member: 21919Members
    this guy is a complete bastard, but i like him. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    wouldn't mind buying the book
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Paras!te+Feb 21 2005, 05:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Paras!te @ Feb 21 2005, 05:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> this guy is a complete bastard, but i like him. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    wouldn't mind buying the book <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    My sentiments precisely.

    Maddox is the anti political correctness god of everything. And he's a pirate and we all know how awesome pirates are.
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  • AbsolutCamperAbsolutCamper Join Date: 2004-05-10 Member: 28591Members
    All i have to say is: Arrr!!
    And i would buy this book even though on a 1-10 scale of political correctness, he scores a -17.
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  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    I'm going to buy it, and I can barely afford food.
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  • ZaggyZaggy NullPointerException The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-12-10 Member: 24214Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos, Subnautica Playtester
    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • CronosCronos Join Date: 2002-10-18 Member: 1542Members
    "Associating the support of anyone other than Bush with communism, anarchym and anal sex."

    For the oddest reason, I absolutely killed myself laughing at that for ten minutes straight. My chest is still hurting and I'm still having trouble reading that and keeping a straight face. Jesus that was the funniest thing I've read in a good long while.

    I'm buying the book just for that one comment, this guy is awesome.
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  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    Just pure awesome....I didn't even know he was making a comic though, but maybe that's because I'm too busy I'm not able to check out his website.....<!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    I HATES ME!

    <!--QuoteBegin-Nil IQ+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil IQ)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Maddox is the anti political correctness god of everything. And he's a pirate and <b>we all know how awesome pirates are.</b><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Rawr pirates!
    <span style='font-size:2pt;line-height:100%'>I still like ninjas though....</span>
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  • napinapi Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14172Members, Constellation
    most of his articles really aren't that funny - it's the responses (ie the hatemail) that brings the laughs... people really need to stop taking things so seriously
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Oh boy, a book by Maddox. a book by the guy who felt it was his civic duty to inform us that yes, indeed, PETA and The Matrix sucked. What's he gonna target next? Hopefully something origional but I doubt it. Oh and let me guess, there will be numerous threats of bodily injury by kicking. Woo.

    Maddox is like the Dennis Miller of the internet. In case you don't know, that is not complimentary.
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  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    <i>Psst. AllUrHive, you're sticking out of the crowd. You're supposed to be worshiping this guy, not back talk him.</i>

    /me continues to worship Maddox
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  • KeyserKeyser Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13591Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRblong2us+Feb 21 2005, 10:12 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRblong2us @ Feb 21 2005, 10:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Oh boy, a book by Maddox. a book by the guy who felt it was his civic duty to inform us that yes, indeed, PETA and The Matrix sucked. What's he gonna target next? Hopefully something origional but I doubt it. Oh and let me guess, there will be numerous threats of bodily injury by kicking. Woo.

    Maddox is like the Dennis Miller of the internet. In case you don't know, that is not complimentary. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Truth flows from this man.
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    I still think the ones he did on grading the childrens art work is the best. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    And who is the guy who made the very, very lame 2nd best page in the universe site?

    look it up, its the exact same site just none of the humor.
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CplDavis+Feb 21 2005, 11:31 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CplDavis @ Feb 21 2005, 11:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I still think the ones he did on grading the childrens art work is the best. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    And who is the guy who made the very, very lame 2nd best page in the universe site?

    look it up, its the exact same site just none of the humor. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <a href='http://ninjapirate.com/' target='_blank'>http://ninjapirate.com/</a>

    I've had my site compared to that one on many occasions, it made me so so sad.
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  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    Anders Matthesen Aka Anden is much better
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  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    edited February 2005
    Napolean died!? Tis a sad day indeed.

    .. or did he not? <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Haze+Feb 21 2005, 11:59 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Haze @ Feb 21 2005, 11:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Napolean died!? Tis a sad day indeed.

    .. or did he not? <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    he died, he accidently ripped out his hearth when he hold his hand on it
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Testament+Feb 21 2005, 07:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Testament @ Feb 21 2005, 07:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm going to buy it, and I can barely afford food. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Sounds like a plan.
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  • MrRadicalEdMrRadicalEd Turrent Master Join Date: 2004-08-13 Member: 30601Members
    It's my first time hearing of this Maddox, but in my opinion:

    One day's worth of content on the Something Awfull's website > Maddox
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  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Will your book be available in my country?

    Probably; I'm pretty sure it will be available in Australia, United Kingdom, and Canada. I don't know where else right now. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Good man.
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  • EverwatchfulEverwatchful Join Date: 2003-11-17 Member: 23084Members
    holy crap lol
    that guy's so anal nd hilarious...this is a must read..
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