Maddox Writes Book!

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  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Well now I have an easy christmas gift for anyone I know who is cool.
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    I dunno. If I want to hear loud, size 16 font ranting, I'll just invite my sister round. It's cheaper.
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+Feb 21 2005, 01:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Feb 21 2005, 01:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I dunno. If I want to hear loud, size 16 font ranting, I'll just invite my sister round. It's cheaper. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, yeah, we all know how cheap your sister is. ALL of us.
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Feb 21 2005, 03:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Feb 21 2005, 03:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yeah, yeah, we all know how cheap your sister is. ALL of us. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Smells like zingage....




    =P
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    Jesus, you guys must be sailors or something. You sure got through her quick.
  • Deus_Ex_MachinaDeus_Ex_Machina Join Date: 2004-07-01 Member: 29674Members
    edited February 2005
    OMG THE BURN HAS BEEN REVERSED!

    Not sure if I'll be buying this one for myself. Great gift for my friends though.
  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-SkulkBait+Feb 20 2005, 07:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SkulkBait @ Feb 20 2005, 07:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-MedHead+Feb 21 2005, 01:50 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Feb 21 2005, 01:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I know it's all hip and cool to like Maddox, but he's really not that funny anymore. He was okay before, but pretty blah these days. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What the hell are you talking about? His new stuff is some of his best stuff! like:
    <a href='http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=chappelle' target='_blank'>You're not Dave Chappelle, and you're not funny.</a>,
    <a href='http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=regressive' target='_blank'>Looking for a safe stance on abortion? Me neither.</a>,
    and <a href='http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=bill_oreilly' target='_blank'>Bill O'Reilly is a big blubbering ****.</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Wow, he has improved since last time I saw his website <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Love this one:
    <img src='http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/regressive1.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRblong2us+Feb 21 2005, 10:12 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRblong2us @ Feb 21 2005, 10:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Oh boy, a book by Maddox. a book by the guy who felt it was his civic duty to inform us that yes, indeed, PETA and The Matrix sucked. What's he gonna target next? Hopefully something origional but I doubt it. Oh and let me guess, there will be numerous threats of bodily injury by kicking. Woo.

    Maddox is like the Dennis Miller of the internet. In case you don't know, that is not complimentary. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hey, Dennis Miller was good back when he had the HBO show...it kind of goes down hill once you try to apply articulated ranting to Football. Plus he's got that semi-annoying MSNBC show (or something...channel 40 <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> ).


    Maddox has twinges of greatness between periods of absolute boredom. They're usually topics that you're thinking - taken to the extreme and launched back at you, like "The Movie Signs in 4 Easy Steps" (which is probably what any sane person would be thinking during the movie). It reminds me of South Park, but with fewer true ****-ic tendancies behind the curtain.


    On that note: I doubt a book would be worth it, as funny as he [sometimes] is, truely comedic books are a rarity (although, I've got to check out that "America: the Book" book - because it looked like it'd be cool).
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Epidemic+Feb 21 2005, 08:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Epidemic @ Feb 21 2005, 08:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-SkulkBait+Feb 20 2005, 07:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SkulkBait @ Feb 20 2005, 07:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-MedHead+Feb 21 2005, 01:50 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Feb 21 2005, 01:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I know it's all hip and cool to like Maddox, but he's really not that funny anymore. He was okay before, but pretty blah these days. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What the hell are you talking about? His new stuff is some of his best stuff! like:
    <a href='http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=chappelle' target='_blank'>You're not Dave Chappelle, and you're not funny.</a>,
    <a href='http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=regressive' target='_blank'>Looking for a safe stance on abortion? Me neither.</a>,
    and <a href='http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=bill_oreilly' target='_blank'>Bill O'Reilly is a big blubbering ****.</a> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Wow, he has improved since last time I saw his website <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Love this one:
    <img src='http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/regressive1.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Someone seriously needs to use that as their avatar.
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