(You'll need a matchbox with one match remaining, a brick and a cigarette) <ul><li>Find out some information about the girl in question, namely where she lives and her place of work/study.</li><li>Turn up at the latter when her day's finished, but wear a disguise. This <a href='http://www.geocities.com/elefant.geo/Photos/Disguise.jpg' target='_blank'>link</a> should help you out.</li><li>Keep out of sight and trail her, maintaining a distance somewhere between stalker and private investigator territory.</li><li>If she does see you, take out your matchbox and pretend to light the ciggarette, conveniently breaking the match in two and buying you an excuse to dive into the nearest shop to buy more.</li><li>If you're keeping a good distance she won't be aware of your presence. When you feel the time is right begin to move in closer.</li><li>Once you're both walking on a more-or-less quiet road take out the brick and hit over over the back of the head. Fish around in her bag and you'll find her mobile, key in your number and ring, making sure not to pick up and waste a minute's calltime.</li></ul>Hey presto, now you have her number! Next you'll have to ask her out, which should be a little easier now because she'll be feeling insecure for the next few weeks while she nurses her head injury. You'll need to work out a way so that you can visit her regularly in hospital, but first smoke your cigarette, this deserves a celebration.
OK, now hit yourself over the head with the brick...
I am truly disturbed by some of you people, joking or not <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Supernorn+Feb 8 2005, 12:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Supernorn @ Feb 8 2005, 12:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hey, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I hate thee! I came into this thread thinking "Man I gotta make the Chloroform joke". And here I come across you, stealing my idea! HOW COULD YOU?!
Here's a good pickup line, and you might not need her phone number if it works! Just find random girl and go "Hey, I got a minute, wanna get lucky?" Huah!
<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> It worked for me!
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Feel free to follow my step-by-step instructions for getting chicks pwnNumbers:
Step 1: Go party. Step 2: Get drunk, really drunk! Step 3: Get social with your friends there, and the ladahs. Step 4: Go to the kitchen (IMPORTANT!) and find someone there to talk to. Step 5: Stay there for 4-5 min and the girls will have visited you and your friends. Step 6: Check your mobilephone's adressbook, several girls numbers are now added. Step 7: (optional) Get the name of every girl at the party (look for hottays) Step 8: Party on!
This happens to me all the time, some girl steps up - grabs my phone and adds her number... how you want to go from there - is another storrrrrrAUHFQEUFHEYTHE-Y!!!
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<!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Feb 8 2005, 10:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Feb 8 2005, 10:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If you slap a girl and she cries those are merely tears of joy. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> well duh! <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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edited February 2005
<!--QuoteBegin-Chrono+Feb 8 2005, 10:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Chrono @ Feb 8 2005, 10:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 1. go to party 2. get realy wasted 3. black out 4. wake up the next day with 4 girls numbers 5. take a random guess and hope you called the hot one <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Thats what i do! then also - theres this cool/uncool chance of this happening:
You have a chance to wake up looking into the drunk eyes of a darkhaired girl, who does seam to have a crush on you - however she isnt ready to take the bait/move on to a relationship - but shes kinda cool so she pulls herself close to you and somehowtheothershaveleft the party andyou are all alone andshes kinda warm and you get this fuzzy feeling inside and is about to make the move when you look at the time at realize it is way past late and you gotta be home so you don't miss something very important and you remove your hand from her nicely formed parts wich she put your hands on when she first laid herself beside her, with this nice smile and a pair of eyesthatsay: "WOW Hawtness PERSONIFIED!"... so you leave and the next days you don't really talk as much to her as you used to and you slowly move away from eachother and you realize that your chances are somewhat gone and you just want to get away, and are kinda sad but also kinda glad that you got hold of some of that fine piece back then. She however, still sends you pictures and movies of herself in rather enjoyable scenes. plus her boyfriend keeps talking about how great she is...
... s'not like it has happend to me or anything though... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Abra+Feb 8 2005, 02:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Abra @ Feb 8 2005, 02:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Chrono+Feb 8 2005, 10:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Chrono @ Feb 8 2005, 10:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 1. go to party 2. get realy wasted 3. black out 4. wake up the next day with 4 girls numbers 5. take a random guess and hope you called the hot one <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Thats what i do! then also - theres this cool/uncool chance of this happening:
You have a chance to wake up looking into the drunk eyes of a darkhaired girl, who does seam to have a crush on you - however she isnt ready to take the bait/move on to a relationship - but shes kinda cool so she pulls herself close to you and somehowtheothershaveleft the party andyou are all alone andshes kinda warm and you get this fuzzy feeling inside and is about to make the move when you look at the time at realize it is way past late and you gotta be home so you don't miss something very important and you remove your hand from her nicely formed parts wich she put your hands on when she first laid herself beside her, with this nice smile and a pair of eyesthatsay: "WOW Hawtness PERSONIFIED!"... so you leave and the next days you don't really talk as much to her as you used to and you slowly move away from eachother and you realize that your chances are somewhat gone and you just want to get away, and are kinda sad but also kinda glad that you got hold of some of that fine piece back then. She however, still sends you pictures and movies of herself in rather enjoyable scenes. plus her boyfriend keeps talking about how great she is...
... s'not like it has happend to me or anything though... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> that falls under step 3 <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Feb 8 2005, 08:26 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Feb 8 2005, 08:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Mouse+Feb 8 2005, 05:01 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mouse @ Feb 8 2005, 05:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Narrow Down the field early on Make idle chatter interspersed with witty quips Rummage through her bag with her permission (know thy enemy) Notice that you're not the only one pining for her fjords (so to speak) Recruit friends to run interception on this third party. Exchange numbers. Part ways. Taunt the third party who failed to recieve her number. Attempt to go somewhere together. Fail thanks to conflicting schedules. Move into an apartment that's a 90 minute drive from her home Lack a car Wimper as your efforts are rendered null and void. Move on. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Take what this guy says with a grain of salt. His usual pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Took me about five minutes to get that but damn its sig worthy.
<!--QuoteBegin-Haze+Feb 8 2005, 04:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Haze @ Feb 8 2005, 04:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Feb 8 2005, 08:26 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Feb 8 2005, 08:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Mouse+Feb 8 2005, 05:01 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mouse @ Feb 8 2005, 05:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Narrow Down the field early on Make idle chatter interspersed with witty quips Rummage through her bag with her permission (know thy enemy) Notice that you're not the only one pining for her fjords (so to speak) Recruit friends to run interception on this third party. Exchange numbers. Part ways. Taunt the third party who failed to recieve her number. Attempt to go somewhere together. Fail thanks to conflicting schedules. Move into an apartment that's a 90 minute drive from her home Lack a car Wimper as your efforts are rendered null and void. Move on. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Take what this guy says with a grain of salt. His usual pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Took me about five minutes to get that but damn its sig worthy. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> You're too late, that's been in someone's sig for ages. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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<!--QuoteBegin-Sky+Feb 8 2005, 11:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sky @ Feb 8 2005, 11:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Haze+Feb 8 2005, 04:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Haze @ Feb 8 2005, 04:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Feb 8 2005, 08:26 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Feb 8 2005, 08:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Mouse+Feb 8 2005, 05:01 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mouse @ Feb 8 2005, 05:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Narrow Down the field early on Make idle chatter interspersed with witty quips Rummage through her bag with her permission (know thy enemy) Notice that you're not the only one pining for her fjords (so to speak) Recruit friends to run interception on this third party. Exchange numbers. Part ways. Taunt the third party who failed to recieve her number. Attempt to go somewhere together. Fail thanks to conflicting schedules. Move into an apartment that's a 90 minute drive from her home Lack a car Wimper as your efforts are rendered null and void. Move on. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Take what this guy says with a grain of salt. His usual pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Took me about five minutes to get that but damn its sig worthy. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> You're too late, that's been in someone's sig for ages. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> what rag?
<!--QuoteBegin-Abra+Feb 8 2005, 04:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Abra @ Feb 8 2005, 04:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Sky+Feb 8 2005, 11:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sky @ Feb 8 2005, 11:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Haze+Feb 8 2005, 04:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Haze @ Feb 8 2005, 04:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Feb 8 2005, 08:26 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Feb 8 2005, 08:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Mouse+Feb 8 2005, 05:01 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mouse @ Feb 8 2005, 05:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Narrow Down the field early on Make idle chatter interspersed with witty quips Rummage through her bag with her permission (know thy enemy) Notice that you're not the only one pining for her fjords (so to speak) Recruit friends to run interception on this third party. Exchange numbers. Part ways. Taunt the third party who failed to recieve her number. Attempt to go somewhere together. Fail thanks to conflicting schedules. Move into an apartment that's a 90 minute drive from her home Lack a car Wimper as your efforts are rendered null and void. Move on. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Take what this guy says with a grain of salt. His usual pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Took me about five minutes to get that but damn its sig worthy. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> You're too late, that's been in someone's sig for ages. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> what rag? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> rag what? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Don't tell her your last name, and use a fake name.
They'll never know the name of the child <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Neither will you <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-im lost+Feb 8 2005, 04:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (im lost @ Feb 8 2005, 04:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You do realize Nem0's going to come along and lock this because of the quote pyramid, right? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> That's not a quote pyramid, it's a quote <i>ziggurat</i>. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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<!--QuoteBegin-UltimaGecko+Feb 9 2005, 12:15 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UltimaGecko @ Feb 9 2005, 12:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-im lost+Feb 8 2005, 04:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (im lost @ Feb 8 2005, 04:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You do realize Nem0's going to come along and lock this because of the quote pyramid, right? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> That's not a quote pyramid, it's a quote <i>ziggurat</i>. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> and we need to summon more to create more ghouls!
ontopic:
really, any way to get a girls phone number involves getting to know her in some "not to dramatic way" Its a good idea not to overwelm her with anything - just... get to know her, get close... not really any specific answer to that one...
its like asking "how can i get this girl to hate her boyfriend and break up with him, or other way around"...
whatcha gonna do with her phone number if youre afraid to talk to her anyway?
say hi, ask her if she wants to go out for coffee, then youll have to get her number to arrange a meeting. also, BE YOURSELF, if you cant be yourself around her why on earth are you trying to strike up a relationship? would you really want a G/f that you cant be relaxed around?
if youre not in this for a relationship, but rather a quick hormonal fix, then some party with intoxicants is a good choice, if extremely immoral and likely illegal.
EpidemicDark Force GorgeJoin Date: 2003-06-29Member: 17781Members
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> BE YOURSELF, if you cant be yourself around her why on earth are you trying to strike up a relationship<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Initial contact is very rough, if he can find some way to alleviate that, it doesnt mean he can't relax once established a relation to her.
<!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Feb 8 2005, 07:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Feb 8 2005, 07:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Step 1: Lying is good Step 2: Pretend to be rich Step 3: When you get into a more serious relationship with her, insult her, maybe smack her around a bit. Cheat on her. They love it (Why else would they insist on staying with that kind of guy) Step 4: Get her pregnant and run like the wind. Step 5: Find new girl. Repeat steps 1-4.
Welcome to society, enjoy your stay. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Have you ever actually had a gf?
<!--QuoteBegin-V MAN+Feb 8 2005, 06:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (V MAN @ Feb 8 2005, 06:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Feb 8 2005, 07:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Feb 8 2005, 07:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Step 1: Lying is good Step 2: Pretend to be rich Step 3: When you get into a more serious relationship with her, insult her, maybe smack her around a bit. Cheat on her. They love it (Why else would they insist on staying with that kind of guy) Step 4: Get her pregnant and run like the wind. Step 5: Find new girl. Repeat steps 1-4.
Welcome to society, enjoy your stay. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Have you ever actually had a gf? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> He has. The girl didn't know it at the time, though.....
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(You'll need a matchbox with one match remaining, a brick and a cigarette)
<ul><li>Find out some information about the girl in question, namely where she lives and her place of work/study.</li><li>Turn up at the latter when her day's finished, but wear a disguise. This <a href='http://www.geocities.com/elefant.geo/Photos/Disguise.jpg' target='_blank'>link</a> should help you out.</li><li>Keep out of sight and trail her, maintaining a distance somewhere between stalker and private investigator territory.</li><li>If she does see you, take out your matchbox and pretend to light the ciggarette, conveniently breaking the match in two and buying you an excuse to dive into the nearest shop to buy more.</li><li>If you're keeping a good distance she won't be aware of your presence. When you feel the time is right begin to move in closer.</li><li>Once you're both walking on a more-or-less quiet road take out the brick and hit over over the back of the head. Fish around in her bag and you'll find her mobile, key in your number and ring, making sure not to pick up and waste a minute's calltime.</li></ul>Hey presto, now you have her number! Next you'll have to ask her out, which should be a little easier now because she'll be feeling insecure for the next few weeks while she nurses her head injury. You'll need to work out a way so that you can visit her regularly in hospital, but first smoke your cigarette, this deserves a celebration.
OK, now hit yourself over the head with the brick...
/kidding
I hate thee! I came into this thread thinking "Man I gotta make the Chloroform joke". And here I come across you, stealing my idea! HOW COULD YOU?!
Here's a good pickup line, and you might not need her phone number if it works!
Just find random girl and go "Hey, I got a minute, wanna get lucky?"
Huah!
<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> It worked for me!
Step 1: Go party.
Step 2: Get drunk, really drunk!
Step 3: Get social with your friends there, and the ladahs.
Step 4: Go to the kitchen (IMPORTANT!) and find someone there to talk to.
Step 5: Stay there for 4-5 min and the girls will have visited you and your friends.
Step 6: Check your mobilephone's adressbook, several girls numbers are now added.
Step 7: (optional) Get the name of every girl at the party (look for hottays)
Step 8: Party on!
This happens to me all the time, some girl steps up - grabs my phone and adds her number... how you want to go from there - is another storrrrrrAUHFQEUFHEYTHE-Y!!!
well duh! <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
like that isnt a wellknown fact?
2. get realy wasted
3. black out
4. wake up the next day with 4 girls numbers
5. take a random guess and hope you called the hot one
2. get realy wasted
3. black out
4. wake up the next day with 4 girls numbers
5. take a random guess and hope you called the hot one <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Thats what i do! then also - theres this cool/uncool chance of this happening:
You have a chance to wake up looking into the drunk eyes of a darkhaired girl, who does seam to have a crush on you - however she isnt ready to take the bait/move on to a relationship - but shes kinda cool so she pulls herself close to you and somehowtheothershaveleft the party andyou are all alone andshes kinda warm and you get this fuzzy feeling inside and is about to make the move when you look at the time at realize it is way past late and you gotta be home so you don't miss something very important and you remove your hand from her nicely formed parts wich she put your hands on when she first laid herself beside her, with this nice smile and a pair of eyesthatsay: "WOW Hawtness PERSONIFIED!"... so you leave and the next days you don't really talk as much to her as you used to and you slowly move away from eachother and you realize that your chances are somewhat gone and you just want to get away, and are kinda sad but also kinda glad that you got hold of some of that fine piece back then. She however, still sends you pictures and movies of herself in rather enjoyable scenes. plus her boyfriend keeps talking about how great she is...
... s'not like it has happend to me or anything though... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
2. get realy wasted
3. black out
4. wake up the next day with 4 girls numbers
5. take a random guess and hope you called the hot one <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Thats what i do! then also - theres this cool/uncool chance of this happening:
You have a chance to wake up looking into the drunk eyes of a darkhaired girl, who does seam to have a crush on you - however she isnt ready to take the bait/move on to a relationship - but shes kinda cool so she pulls herself close to you and somehowtheothershaveleft the party andyou are all alone andshes kinda warm and you get this fuzzy feeling inside and is about to make the move when you look at the time at realize it is way past late and you gotta be home so you don't miss something very important and you remove your hand from her nicely formed parts wich she put your hands on when she first laid herself beside her, with this nice smile and a pair of eyesthatsay: "WOW Hawtness PERSONIFIED!"... so you leave and the next days you don't really talk as much to her as you used to and you slowly move away from eachother and you realize that your chances are somewhat gone and you just want to get away, and are kinda sad but also kinda glad that you got hold of some of that fine piece back then. She however, still sends you pictures and movies of herself in rather enjoyable scenes. plus her boyfriend keeps talking about how great she is...
... s'not like it has happend to me or anything though... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
that falls under step 3 <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Make idle chatter interspersed with witty quips
Rummage through her bag with her permission (know thy enemy)
Notice that you're not the only one pining for her fjords (so to speak)
Recruit friends to run interception on this third party.
Exchange numbers.
Part ways.
Taunt the third party who failed to recieve her number.
Attempt to go somewhere together.
Fail thanks to conflicting schedules.
Move into an apartment that's a 90 minute drive from her home
Lack a car
Wimper as your efforts are rendered null and void.
Move on. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Take what this guy says with a grain of salt. His usual pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Took me about five minutes to get that but damn its sig worthy.
Make idle chatter interspersed with witty quips
Rummage through her bag with her permission (know thy enemy)
Notice that you're not the only one pining for her fjords (so to speak)
Recruit friends to run interception on this third party.
Exchange numbers.
Part ways.
Taunt the third party who failed to recieve her number.
Attempt to go somewhere together.
Fail thanks to conflicting schedules.
Move into an apartment that's a 90 minute drive from her home
Lack a car
Wimper as your efforts are rendered null and void.
Move on. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Take what this guy says with a grain of salt. His usual pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Took me about five minutes to get that but damn its sig worthy. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
You're too late, that's been in someone's sig for ages. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Make idle chatter interspersed with witty quips
Rummage through her bag with her permission (know thy enemy)
Notice that you're not the only one pining for her fjords (so to speak)
Recruit friends to run interception on this third party.
Exchange numbers.
Part ways.
Taunt the third party who failed to recieve her number.
Attempt to go somewhere together.
Fail thanks to conflicting schedules.
Move into an apartment that's a 90 minute drive from her home
Lack a car
Wimper as your efforts are rendered null and void.
Move on. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Take what this guy says with a grain of salt. His usual pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Took me about five minutes to get that but damn its sig worthy. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You're too late, that's been in someone's sig for ages. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
what rag?
Make idle chatter interspersed with witty quips
Rummage through her bag with her permission (know thy enemy)
Notice that you're not the only one pining for her fjords (so to speak)
Recruit friends to run interception on this third party.
Exchange numbers.
Part ways.
Taunt the third party who failed to recieve her number.
Attempt to go somewhere together.
Fail thanks to conflicting schedules.
Move into an apartment that's a 90 minute drive from her home
Lack a car
Wimper as your efforts are rendered null and void.
Move on. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Take what this guy says with a grain of salt. His usual pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Took me about five minutes to get that but damn its sig worthy. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You're too late, that's been in someone's sig for ages. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
what rag? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
rag what? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
They'll never know the name of the child <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Neither will you <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
That's not a quote pyramid, it's a quote <i>ziggurat</i>. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
That's not a quote pyramid, it's a quote <i>ziggurat</i>. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
and we need to summon more to create more ghouls!
ontopic:
really, any way to get a girls phone number involves getting to know her in some "not to dramatic way" Its a good idea not to overwelm her with anything - just... get to know her, get close... not really any specific answer to that one...
its like asking "how can i get this girl to hate her boyfriend and break up with him, or other way around"...
( I WOULD like an tip/answer to that ^ )
say hi, ask her if she wants to go out for coffee, then youll have to get her number to arrange a meeting. also, BE YOURSELF, if you cant be yourself around her why on earth are you trying to strike up a relationship? would you really want a G/f that you cant be relaxed around?
if youre not in this for a relationship, but rather a quick hormonal fix, then some party with intoxicants is a good choice, if extremely immoral and likely illegal.
Initial contact is very rough, if he can find some way to alleviate that, it doesnt mean he can't relax once established a relation to her.
Step 2: Pretend to be rich
Step 3: When you get into a more serious relationship with her, insult her, maybe smack her around a bit. Cheat on her. They love it (Why else would they insist on staying with that kind of guy)
Step 4: Get her pregnant and run like the wind.
Step 5: Find new girl. Repeat steps 1-4.
Welcome to society, enjoy your stay. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Have you ever actually had a gf?
Step 2: Pretend to be rich
Step 3: When you get into a more serious relationship with her, insult her, maybe smack her around a bit. Cheat on her. They love it (Why else would they insist on staying with that kind of guy)
Step 4: Get her pregnant and run like the wind.
Step 5: Find new girl. Repeat steps 1-4.
Welcome to society, enjoy your stay. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Have you ever actually had a gf? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
He has. The girl didn't know it at the time, though.....