The Complex Way To Get A Girl's Number

kida · February 2005

aliencow hasn't responded for a while. i feel he might be in distress. poor him if so. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' />

Chrono · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kida @ Feb 8 2005, 11:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> aliencow hasn't responded for a while. i feel he might be in distress. poor him if so. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
or he might be having the time of his life with a girl

Private_Coleman · February 2005

SOLUTION: Go outside and ask anyone off the street for random sex. Resort to men if needed.

Snidely · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Feb 8 2005, 09:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mad Man @ Feb 8 2005, 06:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Chrono @ Feb 8 2005, 09:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
only if "amy" has a "sister" </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
ill take a brother or a sister </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
I hear that.</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
I guess my family's gonna have to put their stuff on hold.

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Private Coleman)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> SOLUTION: Go outside and ask anyone off the street for random sex. Resort to men if needed. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
You could ask the man if he knows anyone who's good for random sex. Networking, people, networking!

duvel · February 2005

and now, after all this harsh work to get to a girl and you have her and you wanna keep her how you're gonna protect her from method2-guys? <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />

::::also, what the hell is 'parfum'?
something you put on yourself to smell good, it's french, dunno any other word

after 3 women and 2 kiddies i say don't try to understeand women, don't try to think how they think, it breaks you <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' />

Crispy · February 2005

This guy is 17 years old. He's NOT the guy to be listenin' to <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />

AlienCow · February 2005

Don't worry I'm still here, paying attention to all the random crap you're all throwing around <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />

And actually I find I can talk to this girl quite well - unlike any other girl in existence, which is what really pulled me in. Although I was a bit tipsy at the time I met her. Gotta love the alcohol effects. I just want to get to know her better, and I shall see how this all turns out soon.

Cold_NiTe · February 2005

Best. Thread. Evar.

Thanks for the laugh.

AlienCow · February 2005

Any time.

Zamma · February 2005

What happens if ur just not attractive <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' />

Mad_ivans · February 2005

1)Offer a visectomy service

2) Apply one to your self

3) Join the Asexual community at www.asexuality.org

4) And Laugh at the mistake that is children which destroy's the wealth of people who think sexual intercourse is enjoyable

Kaine · February 2005

i haven't been short of a girlfriend for about 3 years now, and i've been with about 6 different ones in that time.

and you know, i have no idea how that is even possible. I don't have many close friends, i don't go out much, i'm not super attractive. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' />

I am self confident though. i think thats a pretty vital ingredient in being able to attract people <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' />

oh an never, ever, ever get involved with your best mates girlfriend/potential girlfriends . Afaik, its the single quickest way to ruin your social life next to death.

CommunistWithAGun · February 2005

girls make my weenis shrink from sadness <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' />

Abra · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Feb 9 2005, 10:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> girls make my weenis shrink from sadness <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
For how long can you keep those nicknames for parts of the human body comming??

Mantrid · February 2005

Um, isn't the weenis just that extra bit of skin on the end of your elbow?

Crispy · February 2005

I think he meant <b><i>Wimple</i></b>

CommunistWithAGun · February 2005

Wee-Wee + ****=

Wenis

sry Im just stroking teh ol' e-peen.

MonsieurEvil · February 2005

I somehow thought the title of the post was 'The <b>Comprox</b> way to get a girl's number'...

Comprox: "Ay dair girlie, yoooor a hawtie!"
Girl: "I don't date Canadians."

SillyGoose · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Kaine @ Feb 9 2005, 01:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> i haven't been short of a girlfriend for about 3 years now, and i've been with about 6 different ones in that time.

and you know, i have no idea how that is even possible. I don't have many close friends, i don't go out much, i'm not super attractive. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' />

I am self confident though. i think thats a pretty vital ingredient in being able to attract people <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' />

oh an never, ever, ever get involved with your best mates girlfriend/potential girlfriends . Afaik, its the single quickest way to ruin your social life next to death.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
this man is wise beyond his years.

BulletHead · February 2005

Step 1) Hear rumors girl likes you
Step 2) Make sure girl is HOT, or at least PRETTY
Step 3) Sit next to said girl on bus
Step 4a) If she's outgoing, says she loves you, or comes on to you- hug her, kiss her, just do what she seems to like
Step 4b) If she's shy, bashful, whatever, wait till either your stop or hers- give her a single, quick kiss on the cheek at her/your stop (whoevers comes first)
Step 5a) Live happily ever after
Step 5b) Invite her and friends over to house for movie party
Step 6) Give her a longer kiss, with a hug- her reaction is important
Step 7) Live happily ever after

Chrono · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BulletHead @ Feb 10 2005, 08:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Step 4b) If she's shy, bashful, whatever, wait till either your stop or hers- give her a single, quick kiss on the cheek at her/your stop (whoevers comes first)
 </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
if you do that to a girl in california shell yell rape

Cold_NiTe · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Chrono @ Feb 10 2005, 10:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BulletHead @ Feb 10 2005, 08:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Step 4b) If she's shy, bashful, whatever, wait till either your stop or hers- give her a single, quick kiss on the cheek at her/your stop (whoevers comes first)
</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
if you do that to a girl in california shell yell rape </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Then it's up to you to make the best of your new life in your new boarding house with your new male/female/unknown flatmate "Helga".

Snidely · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ Feb 10 2005, 08:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I somehow thought the title of the post was 'The <b>Comprox</b> way to get a girl's number'...

Comprox: "Ay dair girlie, yoooor a hawtie!"
Girl: "I don't date Canadians."  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Maybe it's just me, but you made Comprox sound more Rasta than Canadian.

MonsieurEvil · February 2005

GIMMAY A HEET OWWF DAHT MON OR TAKE OFF HOSER, AY?!

There, now it's truly a mix...

Hypergrip · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jezpuh @ Feb 8 2005, 02:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Give up.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Yeah, i found that to be the easiest way. Save yourself a lot of trouble and give up right at the start <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' />

Private_Coleman · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zamma @ Feb 9 2005, 12:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> What happens if ur just not attractive <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
You die alone. Duh. And don't bother with plastic surgery. Girls can see straight through that kind of thing, like having a sock down your pants to make them bulge. Use a tennis ball so it feels hard when they touch it.

BulletHead · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Chrono @ Feb 10 2005, 10:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BulletHead @ Feb 10 2005, 08:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Step 4b) If she's shy, bashful, whatever, wait till either your stop or hers- give her a single, quick kiss on the cheek at her/your stop (whoevers comes first)
</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
if you do that to a girl in california shell yell rape  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Yeah well... here in PA our girls ain't afraid to go out on a limb... then agian, their also more than capable of defending themselves- if they can't do it thru hand to hand, that .357 at their waist sure will <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' />

AlienCow · February 2005

Well I'm happy. She's happy. She's happy that she's made me happy. I'm happy that I've made her happy. Everybody is happy.

Win-Win situation it seems! Thanks for the advice, most of which I ignored anyway! Just nice to get it off my chest.

DrSuredeath · February 2005

I'm not sure if this has been mentioned yet.
But how about looking up the Yellow Book.
<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' />

AlienCow · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DrSuredeath @ Feb 15 2005, 01:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I'm not sure if this has been mentioned yet.
But how about looking up the Yellow Book.
<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
I'll bear that in mind next time, but for now I don't need me no Yellow Pages <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />

The Complex Way To Get A Girl's Number

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