Uwe Boll

DefianceDefiance Join Date: 2003-12-01 Member: 23847Members
edited February 2005 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">:sadface:</div> <a href='http://www.uweboll.com/' target='_blank'>http://www.uweboll.com/</a>
^rofl

Now I know I shouldn't be doing this without a imagehosting website, but I couldn't resist. (a few naughty words, but well worth the point)





<img src='http://www.timecircuit.net/uweboll.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

^ that says it all... I really dispise him
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  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    He's directing NS the movie. It has no aliens, and is a romantic comedy between a marine and his female commander. True story!
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    I don't understand what's going on, so I'll just smile and laugh with the rest of you until I can have my revenge.
  • ShockehShockeh If a packet drops on the web and nobody&#39;s near to see it... Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    I hereby declare Uwe Boll to the be Smart_Bomb of Movie Direction!

    - Shockwave
  • DefianceDefiance Join Date: 2003-12-01 Member: 23847Members
    edited February 2005
    He is a HORRIBLE movie director, thats who.

    All he is directing is video game movies. So far, to my knowledge, he has done House of the Dead, and Alone in the Dark. He is currently working on Bloodrayne, which will be out later this year I'm pretty sure.

    He tried to aquire the rights to MGS for a film, but when he went to Hideo Kojima he said no (thank God)

    ... have any of you played Alone in the Dark? Have any of you seen Alone in the Dark the film? THE MOVIE IS NOTHING LIKE THE GAME. House of the Dead had zombies, which the game did, but thats about it, not the same setting, characters, nothing. He just threw a bunch of random crap into it and was like "lollookicanmakemoviesthataresupposedtobeaboutvideogamespullmyfinger"

    Check out the imdb movie fourms... they are being flooded with death-threats and hate towards him, rofl.

    It would of been cool if HOTD was actually made into a cool, good movie, but was it? Hell no, and Bloodrayne will be the same... he gets all these high-profile actors to do his dirty work, and it turns out garbage. (Alone in the Dark - Stephen Dorff (Blade) Christan Slater (Broken Arrow, and a ton of other movies I can't name) and Tera Reid (drunken skank from American Pie). For Bloodrayne, Kristanna Loken (Terminator 3) along with Michelle Rodiguez (Resident Evil and S.W.A.T) and Ben Kingsley (a ton of movies) are in it... oh ya, Billy Zane too.

    More important then the actors he hires, the movies ARE NEARLY NOTHING (100% in Alone in the Dark's case) LIKE THE GAMES. He just doesn't get it.

    In short, I can't stand him and if I could wish upon a star, I'd like to see him go very far, FAR FROM THE FILM INDUSTRY, NEVER TO RETURN.
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    is the AitD movie SUPPOSED to be based on the video games? or does it just happen to have the same name? I mean, the phrase 'alone in the dark' doesn't necessarily have to refer to the game...

    I ask because the movie appears to have absolutely nothing in common with the game(s)... the original game was pretty much an homage to HP Lovecraft... this movie seems like just a mindless monster flick...

    as an aside, I just looked up the reviews, and I have NEVER seen such bad reviews... I have looked at the critical consensus at movies.yahoo.com for basically every movie that's come out in the last 3 or 4 years (that I've even considered seeing), and nothing has come close to a D- AVERAGE from the critics and a D+ from yahoo users...
  • funbagsfunbags Join Date: 2003-06-08 Member: 17099Members
    LOL billy zane..

    the only movie anybody ever remembers him in is Titanic, which is horrible.
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Spacer+Feb 1 2005, 04:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spacer @ Feb 1 2005, 04:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> He's directing NS the movie. It has no aliens, and is a romantic comedy between a marine and his female commander. True story! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hmm yea I heard that too. Dolf Lundgren and Alec Baldwin are gonna be the main stars.

    I think Alec Baldwin is gonna be an onos or something. Yea I know the aliens are never in the movie but hes just going to be a background character milling about in the distance doing random things....

    Like smoking crack for example..

    I know I know, Some of you might be asking.

    "where are they gonna get all the crack from?"


    Hmm Well I would think that Uwe Boll must have a pretty decent sized stash somewhere.

    and OMG


    Not only is he going to screw up Bloodryane but hes directing Far Cry the movie as well?

    *Cries

    My friends and fellow gamers.
    Its a sad, sad time that we live in...

    <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    Wasn't FarCry going to have The Rock or something? Another reason to cry.
  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Jezpuh+Feb 1 2005, 07:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jezpuh @ Feb 1 2005, 07:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Wasn't FarCry going to have The Rock or something? Another reason to cry. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    isnt everything with a guy shooting going to have the (place word here wich spelling is close to another word)/ rock in it? sadly, looks like it <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    edited February 2005
    You ever seen a film with the rock? I think he's doing pretty well for an action movie star. Sure it's no deep story but heh who's expecting that?

    P.S. Resident Evil 1 rocked

    Redisent Evil 2 was the suckiest movie I've seen lately.
  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    Just curious but is there really anything we can actually do to stop uwe boll? While controversy is fun and all it's really not nice to see him raping gaming titles making the otherwise ignorant possibility think "wow the games these are based off must be pants, maybe all games are?" -.-
  • DefianceDefiance Join Date: 2003-12-01 Member: 23847Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Geminosity+Feb 1 2005, 10:56 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Geminosity @ Feb 1 2005, 10:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Just curious but is there really anything we can actually do to stop uwe boll? While controversy is fun and all it's really not nice to see him raping gaming titles making the otherwise ignorant possibility think "wow the games these are based off must be pants, maybe all games are?" -.- <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No, because he is like a plague. It will never end.

    GOD HAVE MERCY
  • RenegadeRenegade Old school Join Date: 2002-03-29 Member: 361Members
    edited February 2005
    He's also making a movie out of Hunter: The Reckoning.

    I weep for the children.

    *Ninja-Edit* I think I should start an online petition stating that he is to never make movies again.
  • DiablusDiablus Join Date: 2003-03-31 Member: 15080Members
    my friend wanted to see Alone in the Dark. I told him "Remember that movie The House Of The Dead?, it's the same director. Uwe Boll."

    I didnt need to say anymore, he gave a sad face and we never mentioned anything pretaining to that movie again for the rest of the night
  • Mad_ManMad_Man Join Date: 2003-06-13 Member: 17359Members, Constellation
    im there arady is one, or two
  • ThE_HeRoThE_HeRo Join Date: 2003-01-25 Member: 12723Members
    How do you pronounce Uwe?

    You-ee?

    We?

    U-we?

    ooh-ee?

    sh*t?
  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-ThE HeRo+Feb 1 2005, 11:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ThE HeRo @ Feb 1 2005, 11:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> How do you pronounce Uwe?

    You-ee?

    We?

    U-we?

    ooh-ee?

    sh*t? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Unknown Worlds Entertainment

    *Dum dum tscch.*
  • ThE_HeRoThE_HeRo Join Date: 2003-01-25 Member: 12723Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Jimmeh+Feb 1 2005, 06:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jimmeh @ Feb 1 2005, 06:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-ThE HeRo+Feb 1 2005, 11:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ThE HeRo @ Feb 1 2005, 11:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> How do you pronounce Uwe?

    You-ee?

    We?

    U-we?

    ooh-ee?

    sh*t? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Unknown Worlds Entertainment

    *Dum dum tscch.* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    SERIOS REPLYS ONLY, I'M ONLY ****ING CRYING HERE!! <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Tyrain+Feb 1 2005, 11:52 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tyrain @ Feb 1 2005, 11:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> P.S. Resident Evil 1 rocked <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That was Paul Anderson though.
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Wasn't FarCry going to have The Rock or something? Another reason to cry. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yup, and <a href='http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/' target='_blank'>Bloodrayne.</a>
  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    indded poo ( i must admit i did like resident evil that was well made) but i must admint hes crap giving games -> moveis a bad name heh
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    I want to change my name to Mike Kickball now.
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-funbags+Feb 1 2005, 03:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (funbags @ Feb 1 2005, 03:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> LOL billy zane..

    the only movie anybody ever remembers him in is Titanic, which is horrible. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Demon Knight, a Tales From The Crypt movie, and he is absolutely goddamned fantastic in it.

    Go rent it, it's worth it.
  • baconflapsbaconflaps Join Date: 2004-02-09 Member: 26314Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-ThE HeRo+Feb 1 2005, 05:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ThE HeRo @ Feb 1 2005, 05:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> How do you pronounce Uwe?

    You-ee?

    We?

    U-we?

    ooh-ee?

    sh*t? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm guessing it's German so try ooh-vuh >_>
    I consider myself lucky enough to have never seen one of his movies. Are they really that bad? =P
  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Black Mage+Feb 1 2005, 08:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Black Mage @ Feb 1 2005, 08:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->kill it with fire<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Gotta do it cool, like this <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <img src='http://drfuzzy.nsarmslab.com/pic/killwithfire.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Nice Clint Avatar, BadKarma.

    Yes, I hate this man, and I hate the bad name he gives games. Does he even play any of these games? Does he understand what the hell he is doing to them? To us? It's so humiliating to think some people associate that BS with the actual game.
  • SillyGooseSillyGoose Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14572Members, Constellation
    Some highlights in the IGN filmforce interview:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->IGNFF: What reactions are you hearing to the film and what are your thoughts on this weekend's release? Are you nervous, excited? Are you going to check out crowd reactions?

    BOLL: Yes, I'm going tomorrow to the theater. (Laughs) Don't tell it to the people, they will chase me and track me down and kill me. (Laughs) If they know that I'm in LA going to different screenings, they will try to get a hold of me. (Laughs)<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    That's some great PR, talk about how people hate you for making crappy movies. At least I guess he realizes that people hate him.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->IGNFF: So, when the reaction for this movie comes out, is that going to pose potential problems for the distribution of BloodRayne?

    BOLL: No, BloodRayne is a different movie, so I don't know what happens with BloodRayne. Lions Gate wants this movie, so we go from there. Various studios want to see it when it's finished, but it's not finished. So I can do it with Lions Gate again, or I wait and check out what the studios say. So BloodRayne has maybe the best cast of a movie based on a videogame. There are like eight names in the movie and not one or two. Who knows? And it's more period piece in a way because it's a vampire movie in the 1700's. So I don't know how they react to it. <b>It's very, very gory. It's really brutal and there is stuff in it, we have a really, really hot sex scene with Lokken where she is completely naked.</b><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    You know it's sad when the best thing a director can say about his movie is a sex scene.
  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    i thought bloodrayne took place durring ww2 (dont hurt me never played the game just saw the poster with the nazi)
  • SillyGooseSillyGoose Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14572Members, Constellation
    It doesn't matter, to Uwe Boll WW2 could have been in the 1700s to him. I can see it now "Call of Duty:Something to do with Aliens in the near-distant future" coming to a theatre near you.
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