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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-SillyGoose+Feb 2 2005, 12:07 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SillyGoose @ Feb 2 2005, 12:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Some highlights in the IGN filmforce interview:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->IGNFF: What reactions are you hearing to the film and what are your thoughts on this weekend's release? Are you nervous, excited? Are you going to check out crowd reactions?

    BOLL: Yes, I'm going tomorrow to the theater. (Laughs) Don't tell it to the people, they will chase me and track me down and kill me. (Laughs) If they know that I'm in LA going to different screenings, they will try to get a hold of me. (Laughs)<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

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    omg.. he knows what utter crap spews forth from his movies yet he continues to make more!

    Please everyone take this conversation I had with a friend about 2 hours ago.

    my friend jsut got back from seeing Alone in the Dark.

    His reaction?


    Friend: Yo Cpl.Davis you dont have a life,
    Me: Gee thanks...
    Friend: Did u ever play that game Alone in the Dark?
    Me: Oh boy here it comes... >_< "Only a little but I hear it was a good game, more than one in fact.
    Friend: Well if its anything like that crap i just wasted $7 on wow. Who made that movie?
    Me: The games were a lot better trust me.
    Friend is looking up Uwe Boll on the internet
    "Whoa hes gonna make Far Cry into a movie too? Who was the idiot who sold their soul to that guy? Did Far Cry suck too?
    Me: No. But the movie will probably suck. Y dont u go see it when it comes out and u can report back to me.
    Friend: Not if its gonna be $7 more dollars of crap. Haha hes probably gonna put someone like the Rock in that one.
    Me: The rock eh, funny you should mention that.
    Second guy who went with my friend to see the movie walks in.
    Me: So what did u think of that movie?
    2nd Friend: Better things have come out of my ****. Was that game that bad too?
    Me: *Smacks head
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    That's exactly what I'm talking about!

    Our awesome games are getting bad press because of this jackass! WTH, he needs to stop making us look bad. I mean damn, I doubt he even plays the things so if he isn't a fan why is he trying to exploit the stuff we love.
  • RenegadeRenegade Old school Join Date: 2002-03-29 Member: 361Members
    As is stands, Uwe Boll is on my "Top 5 People Who Need To Die" list.
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Spacer+Feb 1 2005, 04:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spacer @ Feb 1 2005, 04:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> He's directing NS the movie. It has no aliens, and is a romantic comedy between a marine and his female commander. True story! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That sounds erotic.

    "Command me, baby!"

    "MOVE TO WAYPOINT: MY BEDROOM"
  • DefianceDefiance Join Date: 2003-12-01 Member: 23847Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Renegade+Feb 1 2005, 09:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Renegade @ Feb 1 2005, 09:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> As is stands, Uwe Boll is on my "Top 5 People Who Need To Die" list. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    #1 on mine

    I say we go find this bastard and you know, do the math.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Private Coleman+Feb 2 2005, 02:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Private Coleman @ Feb 2 2005, 02:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Spacer+Feb 1 2005, 04:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spacer @ Feb 1 2005, 04:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> He's directing NS the movie. It has no aliens, and is a romantic comedy between a marine and his female commander. True story! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That sounds erotic.

    "Command me, baby!"

    "MOVE TO WAYPOINT: MY BEDROOM" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Actually the constant inturruptions by other 'rines screaming for HA/HMG and shirtguns kinda ruins the sex scene.
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    won't screaming add to the scene... ? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Not when the screaming is "OMG cammandar stop teh sexin and drop HMG!!!!"

    If the commander was male there would be a lot of "voting out" and "ejecting" jokes I could make. But I'm too classy for that!
  • RustySpoonRustySpoon Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18069Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Private Coleman+Feb 2 2005, 05:23 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Private Coleman @ Feb 2 2005, 05:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> won't screaming add to the scene... ? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This conversation ends here...
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Private Coleman+Feb 2 2005, 02:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Private Coleman @ Feb 2 2005, 02:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Spacer+Feb 1 2005, 04:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spacer @ Feb 1 2005, 04:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> He's directing NS the movie. It has no aliens, and is a romantic comedy between a marine and his female commander. True story! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That sounds erotic.

    "Command me, baby!"

    "MOVE TO WAYPOINT: MY BEDROOM" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    "Commander has been ejected."
  • DefianceDefiance Join Date: 2003-12-01 Member: 23847Members
    edited February 2005
    Wouldn't surprize me if he actually tried to aqquire the rights to this ******* video game and made a sex scene in his film, Jesus Christ, look at that quote about Bloodrayne.

    GIVE ME A BREAK

    People don't watch movies becasue of sex scenes (well, pr0n, but thats a different story) they watch it because they are interested in them and what they have to offer. Making a film about a video game WITHOUT ACTUALLY MAKING IT BE JUST THAT, ABOUT THE VIDEO GAME, IS STUPID.

    OMG I hate him, I really really hate him.
  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    [ashamend]

    Is he really from germany?

    First Hitler, than Jamser and now that guy.... but wait! We have good things in germany... the ehhh uh... wait.. well let me think about this for a while...
  • panda_de_malheureuxpanda_de_malheureux Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24775Members
    You have nemmy <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    <a href='http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2649' target='_blank'>This article says it all, really.</a>
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