The First Man On The Skybox!

Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
edited January 2005 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">The space race begins anew (56k warning)</div> For generations, mankind has looked to the heavens and thought..... why are we here? Is there some other form of intellegence out there in the cosmos, or are we alone in the universe?

In 1969, Neil Armstrong became the first man to land on the moon. Today, thirty six years later, I hope to emulate his achievement by becoming the first man to land on the HL2 skybox.

(insert space 2001 music here)

The first prototype was never intended to leave the surface of the earth. I called it: The boxmobile.

<img src='http://img64.exs.cx/img64/5493/gmconstruct00094yg.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

Once I knew I had a working prototype on my hands, I investigated the possibilites of man-powered travel.

<img src='http://img64.exs.cx/img64/9519/gmconstruct00128xa.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

The test was a resounding success. Sadly I was too busy laughing like a madman to take any pictures, and the buggy crashed into a corner shortly after I bailed from it.... yet these results were promising, and thus.... the space program began for real.

The first prototype rocket is not shown here; I forgot to take any pictures, so lets move straight on to the final creation. I call it: The Lerk.

<img src='http://img64.exs.cx/img64/81/gmconstruct00147bj.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

<img src='http://img64.exs.cx/img64/5021/gmconstruct00153tk.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

The launch preparations are being made, and the pilots are waving goodbye to their families. Prepare for final countdown!

Ten!

Nine!

Eight!

Seven!

Six!

Five!

Four!

Three!

Two.... what the hell?

*sound of rockets firing and the Lerk whizzes past in the background.... horizontally*

Um, we seem to be suffering from technical difficulties with our cameras, please stand by.

But wait! She's airbourne! The Lerk is away!

<img src='http://img114.exs.cx/img114/4518/gmconstruct00162wb.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

Good luck gentlemen, and god speed.... wait a minute, now what? Oh no! They don't have enough thrust to break out of the earth's atmosphere.... or too much.... I don't know which but she's coming apart!

<img src='http://img114.exs.cx/img114/2343/gmconstruct00179li.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

OH THE HUMANITY!

<img src='http://img114.exs.cx/img114/1769/gmconstruct00188sq.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

<img src='http://img114.exs.cx/img114/8215/gmconstruct00194uq.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

<img src='http://img114.exs.cx/img114/1108/gmconstruct00205ge.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats, emergency crews are on their way, the pilots inside may still be alive....

*TO BE CONTINUED!*

Comments

  • coriscoris Join Date: 2003-07-08 Member: 18034Members, Constellation
    Uhhm. Right.. That was a bit...random.

    We all have done it in Garrys mod, but none of us write stories about it :|
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    You'll never succeed, boy! The skybox is a myth, a fantasy! You can't actually GET there! You're a fool! A foool!
  • RellixRellix Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13572Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    MMMmm id like to donate to help keep the proect allive, I could provide the perfect launch site, for I hear there is a HOLE in the skybox to A BIGGER SKY BOX!
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    Breaking news! He's okay!

    <img src='http://img55.exs.cx/img55/2743/gmconstruct00225eu.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    A parade is held in honour of our hero!

    <img src='http://img55.exs.cx/img55/3551/gmconstruct00254nj.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Wait a minute, what's this?

    <img src='http://img55.exs.cx/img55/7982/gmconstruct00280qm.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Now how on earth did that happen? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <img src='http://img55.exs.cx/img55/1850/gmconstruct00291bc.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    You're like, the first person ever to post screenshots of some random objects stacked with cannisters and crashing all over the skybox.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    Ok.. kind of a newbie question. Since I don't have HL2 and what not.

    Did those canisters really lift that thing up that far?
    Also.. I must be missing something else considering now I kind of want to get HL2. :-)

    Ooo... I loved the story.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-WoTLanfear+Jan 18 2005, 11:38 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (WoTLanfear @ Jan 18 2005, 11:38 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ok.. kind of a newbie question. Since I don't have HL2 and what not.

    Did those canisters really lift that thing up that far?
    Also.. I must be missing something else considering now I kind of want to get HL2. :-)

    Ooo... I loved the story. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yep, the rocket whizzed around the floor for a bit, then hit a bump and shot up into the air and got stuck in the corner of the skybox, which was when I decided to turn this into a story (too much free time was also a factor).

    This was made using Gary's mod, the most awesomest mod EVAR, which basically lets you mess around with the physics, much like I did. I'm sure others will jump at the chance to post their own randomness, so go right ahead people, i'm sure you can do better than me <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • NecrosisNecrosis The Loquacious Sage Join Date: 2003-08-03 Member: 18828Members, Constellation
    I told you... I can't even talk to people... around there.

    It's... I can't talk, ladies and gentlemen. Honest, it's just laying there, a mass of smoking wreckage, and everybody can hardly breathe and talk... I-I'm sorry. Honest, I can hardly breathe. I'm going to step inside where I cannot see it. Charlie, that's terrible. I... Listen folks, I'm going to have to stop for a minute, because I've lost my voice... This is the worst thing I've ever witnessed...
  • BaconTheoryBaconTheory Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
    Ahahahaha....that is hilarious. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    lol awsome job id like to mess around in garrys mod but whenever i run it and type the map command it just loads forever i left my computer loading for 40 min nothing happened <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    Firstly i must say it is a mod called garrys mod that lets you weld rope and add bloons adn every thing spawn stuff tons of fun but for my 2nd thing i must say

    Very well dont you made me laugh well done haha n1
  • CondizzleCondizzle Join Date: 2004-10-05 Member: 32107Members
    The fools! Don't they know the skybox is only projected onto the roof?
  • HybridclawHybridclaw Join Date: 2003-11-03 Member: 22271Members
    since this is a random topic.....




    here's a gorge <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DubbilexDubbilex Chump Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9799Members
    You're a fool! Everyone knows the skybox is made entirely of cheese!
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    ... from the moon!
  • ElestiaElestia Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1130Members
    edited January 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Hybridclaw+Jan 19 2005, 12:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Hybridclaw @ Jan 19 2005, 12:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> since this is a random topic.....




    here's a gorge  <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Omg! Think of the possibilites, a gorge on the skybox! It will surely go down in history as the most defining moment of human achievement!
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    I believe the first person to reach the skybox was "Marshmellow" in Half-Life 2 using the Gravity Gun jump technique he uses in his speed run. But good job anyway. The story takes the cake.
  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    edited January 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Elestia+Jan 19 2005, 02:12 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Elestia @ Jan 19 2005, 02:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Hybridclaw+Jan 19 2005, 12:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Hybridclaw @ Jan 19 2005, 12:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> since this is a random topic.....




    here's a gorge  <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Omg! Think of the possibilites, a gorge on the skybox! It will surely go down in history as the most defining moment of human achievement! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Or the most defining moment of human spamnes!
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