Look In Your Fridge And Tell Me...

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  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    I've been chewing gum and putting the used pieces in a half empty bottle of spring water for a couple of weeks now, just to see what'd happen...

    yes, it's growing mold =p word to the wise! tap water is much better for you than spring water. it's chlorinated to kill things like mold and bacteria, and has fluoride for your teethses!
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    I have nothing disgusting in my fridge because everything inside it rocks. And I also eat stuff before it goes off so it doesn't stink up my house. You people should try it... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • john_sheujohn_sheu Join Date: 2004-02-26 Member: 26917Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Codeman+Nov 7 2004, 06:51 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Codeman @ Nov 7 2004, 06:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> My fridge has various types of strange asian food.... and the mystery meat.... I don't know what the hell it is but I don't trust it.... >_>

    The local supermarket sells "preserved eggs" too, which look like normal rotten eggs to me, I don't know what they taste like, look too vile to eat imo..... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    On the topic of Chinese food:

    The "preserved eggs" are preserved duck eggs. If you've ever seen one peeled, it's like a hard-boiled egg, only the egg white is actually black and translucent, and the egg yolk looks has this queasy green color like you usually see on cheese mold. And I'll tell you, those things are frickin delicious. Well, I <i>am</i> Chinese, so it might just be cultural preference...

    My freshman year in high school, I lost my lunchbox sometime before winter vacation, and it was the day before we got out of school for the summer that I finally found it and brought it home. It was something my mom packed, steamed rice in this chicken stew (more traditional Chinese, yum yum) and I decided to go into the backyard and open up the Tupperware and see how it was doing. Keep in mind that it had been sitting at room temperature for 5 months in a back of a classroom.
    How did it turn out? It was in absolutely pristine condition. I kid you not. I'm guessing because of the alcohol in it, since the stew was done with a good bit of rice wine as well. I didn't bother tasting it, though. Figures.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    edited November 2004
    Nothing particularly bad in our fridge atm.

    We do still have a pumpkin though, those things go off fast, and it now has hair. I'm considering shaving it.
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    OH CRAP!!!
    that reminds me I still have left over gorge steaks in there from last week!



    *runs to fridge and opens it
    <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    eeewww!
  • BanzaiBanzai Join Date: 2004-10-19 Member: 32355Members
    Lets see. In 6th grade we were always bored at lunch so we would mix excess food
    together to make nasty stuff. And one day we made some particularly nasty stuff,
    and I had a pop bottle with me, so we stuck it in there. I still have that bottle of stuff
    in my closet. That was 6th grade, I am now in 12th grade.
    Last time I opened it (about 3 years ago) I nearly blew chunks right there all over
    my bedroom. It it the single most nasty thing I have <span style='color:#FF0000'>EVER</span> smelled.
    Which is exactly why I don't throw it away.
  • NEO_PhyteNEO_Phyte We need shirtgons&#33; Join Date: 2003-12-16 Member: 24453Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Banzai+Nov 8 2004, 10:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Banzai @ Nov 8 2004, 10:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Lets see. In 6th grade we were always bored at lunch so we would mix excess food
    together to make nasty stuff. And one day we made some particularly nasty stuff,
    and I had a pop bottle with me, so we stuck it in there. I still have that bottle of stuff
    in my closet. That was 6th grade, I am now in 12th grade.
    Last time I opened it (about 3 years ago) I nearly blew chunks right there all over
    my bedroom. It it the single most nasty thing I have <span style='color:#FF0000'>EVER</span> smelled.
    Which is exactly why I don't throw it away. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    if you have pets, see how they react to the smell
  • BanzaiBanzai Join Date: 2004-10-19 Member: 32355Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-NEO_Phyte+Nov 8 2004, 11:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NEO_Phyte @ Nov 8 2004, 11:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> if you have pets, see how they react to the smell <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Nope, no pets. And its funner to see other people's reactions anyways.
  • mirrodinmirrodin Join Date: 2004-06-29 Member: 29621Members
    edited November 2004
    >_> I'm Indian, as in from India, so there is a ton of unidentifiable stuff in my fridge. Now understand that at a young age I watched the slaughter of an innocent fishy and it was scared me for life. I will not go anywhere near fish <_<
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    I have an empty Frappaccino bottle (with the cap on, thank God) that's been sitting on my dresser for about a month. A rather sophisticated organism has been growing in it for some time now.
  • rabbityrabbity Join Date: 2003-07-02 Member: 17866Members
    there's a piece of mouldy ribeye steak in my fridge :o

    isnt mine...maybe my roomie's been 'aging' it D:
  • 2Dd2Dd Join Date: 2003-09-27 Member: 21246Members
    Lets see, mummified little fishies in the freezer (still taste good yum! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> ) and a month old bail of kimchee oh! and some 4 month old cherries! (yum yum) lasagna with extra cheese and vegetables yuk and oh my gawd! cucumber! yuk
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Narfwak+Nov 8 2004, 10:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Narfwak @ Nov 8 2004, 10:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I have an empty Frappaccino bottle (with the cap on, thank God) that's been sitting on my dresser for about a month. A rather sophisticated organism has been growing in it for some time now. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thats my excuse for not cleaning my room. Who am I to play god? These organisms have a right to develop and form a civilization of their own!
  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    edited November 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-rabbity+Nov 8 2004, 11:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (rabbity @ Nov 8 2004, 11:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> there's a piece of mouldy ribeye steak in my fridge :o

    isnt mine...maybe my roomie's been  'aging' it D: <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    mmm nothing like aged cow arse <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Chrono+Nov 8 2004, 11:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Chrono @ Nov 8 2004, 11:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-rabbity+Nov 8 2004, 11:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (rabbity @ Nov 8 2004, 11:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> there's a piece of mouldy ribeye steak in my fridge :o

    isnt mine...maybe my roomie's been  'aging' it D: <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    mmm nothing like aged cow arse <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So... many... jokes...
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Nov 9 2004, 02:09 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Nov 9 2004, 02:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Narfwak+Nov 8 2004, 10:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Narfwak @ Nov 8 2004, 10:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I have an empty Frappaccino bottle (with the cap on, thank God) that's been sitting on my dresser for about a month.  A rather sophisticated organism has been growing in it for some time now. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thats my excuse for not cleaning my room. Who am I to play god? These organisms have a right to develop and form a civilization of their own! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I feel like playing god. Stick as much crap together as possible in a large, clear, air tight container, with a small tube running downhill from the container into another smaller container filled with water and anti bacteria chemicals.

    See how long it takes the anti bacteria chems to convert to evilness. Or good.. depends on how you look at it, really.
    /me goes and buys a small container


    ...

    ... and mini bannanas, steaks, tomatos, crackers, lettace, and pig's feet.
  • RotGutRotGut Join Date: 2004-10-25 Member: 32447Members
    In grade 6 for a socials project I made a mountain out of some type of doughy batter. After it was marked I left it in our cubbyhole room for about 4 months. Then one day the teacher told us to go clean out the cubbyhole room. A few friends and me found the mountain and realized that it was rock hard. Being so smart we decided to punch it and see if we could put a hole it the sucker. The second I punched a hole in it the rankest stink know to man came flowing out and filled the whole classroom. I was the first to vomit, and then I was followed by a few others. After we looked inside the mountain. It was filled with about 2 liters of blue and white mold. We literally poured mold out of the mountain. Lets just say that was one of the grossest smells I have ever experienced. The only picture i think that can be used to describe the smell would be this....
  • Chaos_LlamaChaos_Llama Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28124Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-2_of_8+Nov 7 2004, 06:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (2_of_8 @ Nov 7 2004, 06:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hmm. Let's see... stale honey.
    <span style='font-size:3pt;line-height:100%'>Tricked ya.</span> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Honey never goes bad.

    In fact, some archaelogists found honey in some jars in the pyramids. It's over 4000 years old and still fresh! Apparently theres an enzyme in the honey that prevents it from going bad. Research is still being conducted to identify it and use in other products.
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    I once left some sandwiches in a locker at school for a whole year. Man did they smell.

    (NB I didn't actually really ever use the locker, especially after the sandwiches).
  • CartiCarti Join Date: 2003-07-12 Member: 18099Members, Constellation
    2 year old mayonaise bottle with bright green stuff on the lid
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Svenpa+Nov 9 2004, 08:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Svenpa @ Nov 9 2004, 08:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Dead children. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Mine are naked.
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Haze+Nov 7 2004, 06:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Haze @ Nov 7 2004, 06:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Some... thing.. in our freezer, in a tuppaware, stashed in the very, very far back behind some other misc things, from <i>two year's ago Thanksgiving.</i> It took over the entire container, and was colored in lots of orange, some green, and various pusy like colors. Yyuuuck. That happened a year ago, I think it attacked our garbage man in resistance, because the next day we saw a new guy out there.

    I also left a milkshake in my room for two weeks some time ago. I saw it one day, straw sticking out, and in my infinate wisdom, moved the straw around. The top layer <i>pealed open</i> to firstly let out the WORST smell in history, and to secondly expose the core layer, which was, gray, green, black and <i>bubbling.</i>

    Do I take the cake? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Disgusting, but as of yet you are the winner. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    PS: Caboose, I'm loving your avatar! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> Everyone do the Bender.
  • ThiefThief Ownage Join Date: 2003-08-09 Member: 19214Members, Constellation
    we had a block of blue cheese in the fridge for a while but my mother threw it away when it snapped at her hand <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • FamFam Diaper-Wearing Dog On A Ball Join Date: 2002-02-17 Member: 222Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    The worst thing in my fridge is the lack of Coca Cola.
  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    edited November 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Chaos Llama+Nov 9 2004, 08:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Chaos Llama @ Nov 9 2004, 08:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-2_of_8+Nov 7 2004, 06:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (2_of_8 @ Nov 7 2004, 06:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hmm. Let's see... stale honey.
    <span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>Tricked ya.</span> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Honey never goes bad.

    In fact, some archaelogists found honey in some jars in the pyramids. It's over 4000 years old and still fresh! Apparently theres an enzyme in the honey that prevents it from going bad. Research is still being conducted to identify it and use in other products. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Wow, you lose.
  • Ice9Ice9 Join Date: 2004-06-09 Member: 29208Members
    Bawls Garauna (sp?) FTW!!!13212412415!470`4`1312i94`54`

    OH EM GEE TEHRS A LORK IN ME FRIDEG!!!12131#@!
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    Oh yeah, I was trying to grow a pet in a half-empty milkshake bottle once, but my mum found it and threw it out not long after it got to the hairy stage <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    I was going to call it Norbert.
  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    My fridge is empty, so there's nothing.

    However, I've recently got rid of food that's gone upwards of 2 years in the freezer past it's use by date. I remember throwing out a package of instant macaroni and cheese that "expired" in 1994 last year.
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Fam+Nov 9 2004, 07:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Fam @ Nov 9 2004, 07:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The worst thing in my fridge is the lack of Coca Cola. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <img src='http://justin.cerastes.org/archives/thalia001.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
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