Horrible Ways To Die

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  • TheSaviorTheSavior Join Date: 2003-10-14 Member: 21688Members
    I read Hot Zone...

    It really is a pretty interesting book.


    As for my "Worst Way to Die"

    While it may not top some of these, I'd have to say dying from internal bleeding caused by a flying potato from a spud gun. Yes, spud guns can be lethal up to some feet.


    Newspaper Headline - Oct. 31 2004

    <b>Local Teen Killed by Flying Potato</b>


    Not the most painful way to die, but if that newspaper is read by thousands, I'd hate to be known in the afterlife as the guy that died from a flying potato.
  • DaxxDaxx Join Date: 2002-04-16 Member: 460Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-x5+Oct 30 2004, 01:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (x5 @ Oct 30 2004, 01:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-AlienCow!+Oct 30 2004, 01:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AlienCow! @ Oct 30 2004, 01:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Never dying is a fate worse than dying, I think it counts <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Or what I said:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Time loop where you get tortured and killed everytime, for eternity<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Isn't <i>that</i> the worst?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    The never dying would be death of the soul. The Living Dead, so to speak. I would say this would only apply if you absoulty <b>could not</b> die. AKA, cast into the sun and just float though it not kind of dying.


    As for your time loop, that would be Hell.


    Personal worst way of dying would be drowning, or getting eaten by something in the water. I hate the ocean.
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    Explosive Decompression.

    SPLAT
  • Har_Har_the_PirateHar_Har_the_Pirate Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19388Members, Constellation
    Either taking turns and being reserected and doing each death mentioned here

    And/or Drownding in a sewer after being napalmed

    and/or getting raped by a non human annimal such as a bear/porcipine, turtle and than forced to give birth to the creation(even if you are a male), than getting eaten alive.
  • 999Hydralisk999Hydralisk Join Date: 2004-04-13 Member: 27907Members
    Getting trapped in an underwater cave with 5 minutes of air left to think about your life.
  • Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    Never dying is bad now? What am I missing? I'd allways forget something(e.g. what happened in various tv shows) so I would ALLWAYS have something to do. Granted it would be really nasty having to spend all of eternity blind and deaf or something.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Soylent green+Oct 31 2004, 01:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Soylent green @ Oct 31 2004, 01:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Never dying is bad now? What am I missing? I'd allways forget something(e.g. what happened in various tv shows) so I would ALLWAYS have something to do. Granted it would be really nasty having to spend all of eternity blind and deaf or something. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    In philosophical terms it may be horrendous, if you have that kind of a mindset. Imagine if you desperately wanted to end it ya know? Course I'm sure there would be all sorts of interesting things happening in the life of an immortal, nonetheless, there would be a certain element of torture to eternal life. I really can't explain it. I'll come back to ya when I figure I know what that specific element is.
  • EEKEEK Join Date: 2004-02-25 Member: 26898Banned
    edited October 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-AlienCow!+Oct 30 2004, 03:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AlienCow! @ Oct 30 2004, 03:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DarkATi+Oct 30 2004, 07:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DarkATi @ Oct 30 2004, 07:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-EEK+Oct 30 2004, 01:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (EEK @ Oct 30 2004, 01:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-x5+Oct 30 2004, 01:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (x5 @ Oct 30 2004, 01:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-AlienCow!+Oct 30 2004, 01:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AlienCow! @ Oct 30 2004, 01:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Never dying is a fate worse than dying, I think it counts <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Or what I said:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Time loop where you get tortured and killed everytime, for eternity<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Isn't <i>that</i> the worst? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think he needs a 'no stupid ideas' clause in the original post because some of these are idiotic. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Indeed.

    ~ DarkATi <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    How is never dying any more idiotic than imagining the insane possibility of anything from being squashed by a ceiling covered in spikes to someone wanting to rip your fingernails off or slowly gut you? None of this is going to happen, don't worry. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Never dying is impossible. Being crushed by a ceiling is.

    Besides, why would never dying be bad? Never dying means you're immortal and you don't age past somewhere around 20-25. Sounds peachy to me.
  • mirrodinmirrodin Join Date: 2004-06-29 Member: 29621Members
    Scenario:

    You're in space, in your suit. Suddenly you feel a coldness against your leg, you realize that the atmosphere in the suit is slowly bleeding out. Controlled fear, training takes over. You thrust toward the ISS, your almost there, starting to feel light headed. Your vision blurs as you bounce off the airlock. You careen into space, your arms are unresponsive, you can't steer. Your friend looks helplessly at you as you float away. The suit seals itself, thank god for the new self-healing suits. (They actually made this stuff). The atmosphere is pumped back in, and you realize the thrusters don't work...

    Do you die from insanity or oxygen deprivation first?
  • EEKEEK Join Date: 2004-02-25 Member: 26898Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin-mirrodin+Oct 31 2004, 02:16 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (mirrodin @ Oct 31 2004, 02:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Scenario:

    You're in space, in your suit. Suddenly you feel a coldness against your leg, you realize that the atmosphere in the suit is slowly bleeding out. Controlled fear, training takes over. You thrust toward the ISS, your almost there, starting to feel light headed. Your vision blurs as you bounce off the airlock. You careen into space, your arms are unresponsive, you can't steer. Your friend looks helplessly at you as you float away. The suit seals itself, thank god for the new self-healing suits. (They actually made this stuff). The atmosphere is pumped back in, and you realize the thrusters don't work...

    Do you die from insanity or oxygen deprivation first? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This is why astronauts are tethered <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-EEK+Oct 31 2004, 02:30 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (EEK @ Oct 31 2004, 02:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-mirrodin+Oct 31 2004, 02:16 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (mirrodin @ Oct 31 2004, 02:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Scenario:

    You're in space, in your suit. Suddenly you feel a coldness against your leg, you realize that the atmosphere in the suit is slowly bleeding out. Controlled fear, training takes over. You thrust toward the ISS, your almost there, starting to feel light headed. Your vision blurs as you bounce off the airlock. You careen into space, your arms are unresponsive, you can't steer. Your friend looks helplessly at you as you float away. The suit seals itself, thank god for the new self-healing suits. (They actually made this stuff). The atmosphere is pumped back in, and you realize the thrusters don't work...

    Do you die from insanity or oxygen deprivation first? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This is why astronauts are tethered <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Nonetheless... it remains a scary way to die.
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    How do you manage to 'die from insanity'? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Mad_ivansMad_ivans Join Date: 2004-08-24 Member: 30849Members
    Getting your moleculear structure distorted by the chronosphere device in the command and conquer red alert series

    or

    Being infected and mutated by tiberium
  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold-NiTe+Oct 30 2004, 11:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold-NiTe @ Oct 30 2004, 11:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Soylent green+Oct 31 2004, 01:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Soylent green @ Oct 31 2004, 01:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Never dying is bad now? What am I missing? I'd allways forget something(e.g. what happened in various tv shows) so I would ALLWAYS have something to do. Granted it would be really nasty having to spend all of eternity blind and deaf or something. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    In philosophical terms it may be horrendous, if you have that kind of a mindset. Imagine if you desperately wanted to end it ya know? Course I'm sure there would be all sorts of interesting things happening in the life of an immortal, nonetheless, there would be a certain element of torture to eternal life. I really can't explain it. I'll come back to ya when I figure I know what that specific element is. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    while you ponder this let me take a whack at trying to explain it

    think of it like this the first few thousands of years will be just great then the human race dies out some how slowly everything begins to die out you are just in space for millions upon millions of years watching the universe die and recreate itself i would surely go insane from boredum


    @mad ivans

    philidelphia project anyone? (if you dont understand this you should watch the history channel more)
  • ScribblesScribbles Join Date: 2003-11-05 Member: 22323Members
    Hmm, worst way to die eh?

    Being drowned in bath of burning acid, while someone drops a radio in it which is playing Barbara Streisand's "Evergreen".
  • Someone_r_c_tmSomeone_r_c_tm Join Date: 2003-11-13 Member: 22810Members
    You would think someone burning in a bath of acid would have other things to worry about besides what music they are hearing
  • EEKEEK Join Date: 2004-02-25 Member: 26898Banned
    You know, dihydrogen monoxide is an acid too <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    TetraFlurogen Chloride is my favourite acid.
  • EEKEEK Join Date: 2004-02-25 Member: 26898Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin-Private Coleman+Oct 31 2004, 05:55 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Private Coleman @ Oct 31 2004, 05:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> TetraFlurogen Chloride is my favourite acid. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <img src='http://www.afana.com/images/rolleyes.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • Jim_has_SkillzJim_has_Skillz Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12475Members, Constellation
    Being dropped into a pit which is actually an animal that waits for its prey to fall into its stomach.

    You are then slowly digested over athousand years experiencing a new and horrifying pain that can't be expressed in words.

    PS. Yes I took it from a movie, you can easily guess which one.
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    Being hypnotised so you believe some incredibly nasty creature is burrowing just underneath your skin and then being told that this blunt (and slightly jagged) knitting needle is the only way you can dig it out.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-EEK+Oct 31 2004, 07:51 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (EEK @ Oct 31 2004, 07:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You know, dihydrogen monoxide is an acid too <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It doesn't burn much though. Especially at room temp.
  • Mr_ChuckletrousersMr_Chuckletrousers Join Date: 2004-05-20 Member: 28799Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Oct 31 2004, 10:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Oct 31 2004, 10:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-EEK+Oct 31 2004, 07:51 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (EEK @ Oct 31 2004, 07:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You know, dihydrogen monoxide is an acid too <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It doesn't burn much though. Especially at room temp. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Dihydrogen monoxide can be dangerous, yet so thirst quenching. And whats TetraFlurogen Chloride?

    And so far Ebola sounds like the worst way to die.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mr Chuckletrousers+Oct 31 2004, 12:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mr Chuckletrousers @ Oct 31 2004, 12:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Oct 31 2004, 10:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Oct 31 2004, 10:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-EEK+Oct 31 2004, 07:51 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (EEK @ Oct 31 2004, 07:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You know, dihydrogen monoxide is an acid too <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It doesn't burn much though. Especially at room temp. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Dihydrogen monoxide can be dangerous, yet so thirst quenching. And whats TetraFlurogen Chloride?

    And so far Ebola sounds like the worst way to die. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It's certainly dangerous, I never disputed that. It's horribly addictive and a leading cause of death for children (I think). We'd all be better of if it was just outlawed, but those greedy corporations make big bucks off of selling dihydrogen monoxide to unsuspecting citizens.
  • ScribblesScribbles Join Date: 2003-11-05 Member: 22323Members
    In fact, it is so addictive... withdrawal means certain death.
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