Everyone Add An Ns Poem
Dukem
Join Date: 2003-04-06 Member: 15246Banned
Join Date: 2003-04-06 Member: 15246Banned
<div class="IPBDescription">Come on.....</div> Mine:
There once was an onos from Queens,
Who had an issue with eating marines,
One down - more to go,
Lets even the score,
First somebody sort out the teams...
or
Smelly marine stands by the door,
No-one likes him any more
Freed from an onos by his team
He didn't come out feeling clean
The com sends him to the furthest hive
not caring if he'll stay alive.
The aliens need not contrive.
They'd smell the kid before he'd arrive.
and a sentimental one:
I stand in the corner, watching, waiting.
Is that a gorge, its plump body pulsating
I've been with these guys too long.
Too long afraid - to long alone
We're expected to kill .. but i feel a link
i need this gorge
i want this gorge.
I draw closer to the gorge - it turns.
It moves towards me, the feeling burns
Then there's no more silence, and we're nolonger alone
And in an instance my dreams are all gone.
YOU MOTHER F****** THAT GORGE WAS MINE : BANG BANG BANG - BOOM - BANG
COMMANDER HAS BEEN EJECTED
BANG
YOU HAVE BEEN KICKED FOR TEAM KILLING
or even:
S: Sexy
K: Kinky
U: Unequalled
L: Lovely
K: Kinky(again)
LOL...
Now everyone else try - its stupid - but don't worry - this is a stupid part of the forum
There once was an onos from Queens,
Who had an issue with eating marines,
One down - more to go,
Lets even the score,
First somebody sort out the teams...
or
Smelly marine stands by the door,
No-one likes him any more
Freed from an onos by his team
He didn't come out feeling clean
The com sends him to the furthest hive
not caring if he'll stay alive.
The aliens need not contrive.
They'd smell the kid before he'd arrive.
and a sentimental one:
I stand in the corner, watching, waiting.
Is that a gorge, its plump body pulsating
I've been with these guys too long.
Too long afraid - to long alone
We're expected to kill .. but i feel a link
i need this gorge
i want this gorge.
I draw closer to the gorge - it turns.
It moves towards me, the feeling burns
Then there's no more silence, and we're nolonger alone
And in an instance my dreams are all gone.
YOU MOTHER F****** THAT GORGE WAS MINE : BANG BANG BANG - BOOM - BANG
COMMANDER HAS BEEN EJECTED
BANG
YOU HAVE BEEN KICKED FOR TEAM KILLING
or even:
S: Sexy
K: Kinky
U: Unequalled
L: Lovely
K: Kinky(again)
LOL...
Now everyone else try - its stupid - but don't worry - this is a stupid part of the forum
Comments
I may later if I'm not lazy as I usual am.
Once a jolly skulk camped by the armoury
Under the shade of a cloaking upgrade
And he growled and he hissed as he waited for a 'rine to spawn
You'll come a-skulking in CO with me
Down came a marine, to hump at the armoury
Up leapt the skulk and chomped him with glee
And he growled as he used that level to grab xenocide
You'll come a-skulking in CO with me
Up rode a marine, mounted on his jetapack
Up came the HAs, one, two, three
"Who's that jolly camper cloaked inside our spawning zone"
You'll come a-skulking in CO with me
Up jumped the skulk and activated xenocide
"You'll never catch me alive" said he
And his ghost may be seen as you wait in the respawn queue
You'll come a-skulking in CO with me
The skulks chomped them like a bunch of beans
The commander was vexed
'cause he was next
"That was the shortest game I've ever seen"
8 (or 9)
8 (or 9)
6
6
9 (or 10)
At least that's how I think it goes. Here are some that I rescued from a thread on some paintballer forums, they're from 'the limericks thread' which got 300+ posts the majority with limericks. Mostly it was a mudslinging match boasting paintballing grandeur, the first two are from won of the rounds this match had. The rest are some of the best I came up with.
There was this baller called Steve-o
was he good at paintball, well NO.
He shoots like a ****, and he couldn't hit ****,
he'd be better if paintballs he'd throw
Maybe I'll give it a go,
Cos I'd still 0wn yo **** if I'd throw,
Paintballs in your face,
You smallfry disgrace,
Now bendover and take it like a (thundercat)........HO!
From the podium Twistier was sweep-kicked
Watch it son, you're about to be ****ed
As with rhymes that will flow
From his pen like a pro
The sensei shows you how to be licked
But who is this daddy of cool
Who Twistier's **** he will rule
Its the sensei, the one
The paintball top gun
Tis Nova: queue ladies' drool!
But hey babes don't get it on my shirt
Cos right now there's no time to flirt
It's time for pimp daddy
To give this lil' laddy
A 3 course meal in eating dirt
Don't worry if you're palette's too dry
Twistier, you wittle small-fry
As I take you to town
Here's what will wash it down
It's your tears as you begin to cry
Sadly I tried to resurrect this thread but it got locked, the last post is below...
For the thread that's been kicked to the kerb,
So many times it's becoming absurd,
I dry my eyelashes,
And pull from the ashes,
The status it truly deserves.
I'm very tempted to resurrect this on the NS forums, but I'm thinking a lot of limericks might overstep the mark. They're damn fun though!
Let me Com, I swear I'm not new!
Says this kid trying to budge his way through,
When he gets to the chair,
We are all made aware,
That his statement was wholly untrue.
"How do I get in?"
[EDIT] Missed out a syllable!
I'll just lerk.
very often i see commander election,
and then comes commander ejection,
and antoher empty commander section.
A bit crappy but you get the idea <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
he ate me with a gigantic bowl of dip
the commander he flip
got stuck with his lip
the rines laughed at the comms flabby hipp
heavy unloaded his clip
the onos was fat but he finaly trip
the stomache said ripp I was free to get up my zip
and building the last upp standing ip.
inside the onos
anus inevitable
go away red screen
for those who don't know, the basic rule for haiku is 5-7-5 (syllables per line).
You guys can finish it up for me.
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There once was a skulk from Nantucket,
Who was smuggled aboard in a bucket,
He leapt himself free,
Evolved to Gorgey,
But on 39 res phattey snuffed it!
Help the aliens out on the spot
A marine comes along
He comes with a bong
Then we all go buy some pot
YAY!
Just excuse me im drunk at the moment... <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Where he was just a bit dim
He sat on the tree
With his LMG
And then devoured by the onos
Sucks.. i know <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Oh em gee
I pwnzor thee
from a tree
with a lmg
\o/
It makes me want to pee
I had better get my lmgee
I will kill it for tee
blah blah blah blah WEEEE! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I have plenty of NS haiku / poems floating around here, if you really want to find one of mine just search and you shall recieve
There once was a scientist called Freeman
Who came face to face with a demon
With a glint in his eye
He unzipped his fly
And covered the hellspawn in [snip!]
The space cow heading for me now
Gore, stomp, devour, and charge
Hive 3 pwnos is at large
Cornmander dorp us hmgs
So we can ice him before he flees
Pwnos down, owned like hell
I cheat death again with a story to tell