Hiring A Hitman

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  • XilentshadowXilentshadow Join Date: 2004-04-01 Member: 27657Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-x5+Sep 27 2004, 07:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (x5 @ Sep 27 2004, 07:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-silent_shadow900+Sep 27 2004, 07:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (silent_shadow900 @ Sep 27 2004, 07:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> OMG WERE YOU IN MY COUNTER STRIKE GAME TODAY??? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I don't have broadband internet for the time being. So that would be a certain no.

    (Is there an imitator?)

    ~edit~

    Besides, I don't like CS. (yes I'm serious) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    yeah, many
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    Option 1: Find and hire MonsE. You know he'll love doing it. "Taking care of" immature young'un's is what he lives for.
    Option 2: if MonsE is not available, submit the target to the NS Staff's new member hazing routine. Does Fam still fly out to people's houses to be really creepy and stare at them through the window as they sleep?
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-silent_shadow900+Sep 27 2004, 07:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (silent_shadow900 @ Sep 27 2004, 07:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    (Is there an imitator?)
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    yeah, many <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    x5- Ladies want him, men want to be him.
  • NurotNurot Join Date: 2003-12-04 Member: 23932Members, Constellation
    Good old conditioning from the motherland. "Teach" him not to talk, the hard way.
  • BigBullBigBull Join Date: 2003-04-02 Member: 15123Members
    Your inner rage, shall be your deadliest hitman.



    Prank the sumbiatch.
  • kuperayekuperaye Join Date: 2003-03-14 Member: 14519Members, Constellation
    edited September 2004
    Hell 10 bucks and a good hammer and ill do it i got all the supplies i need too. A trenchcoat and a ski mask and a nice pair of gloves.
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    So the kid is dumb and annoying....and you want to beat him up for that?

    I hope you're kidding.
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    meh, there was only one person I've ever hated enough to want to kill, though at the same time I refused to do it for better reasons. I was researching chemicals that already existed in the human body in moderate amounts to try to find something that would not be checked for in an autopsy. That and delivery methods. Glad I held myself back long enough.
    This was back in high school

    (note: I later discovered that he got his girl friend pregnant, had a disagreement with a certain teacher, dropped out of high school and joined the marines)

    in terms of broken bones, I once broke a few ribs in a guy for wrenching my head to the side.


    and most people see me as a pretty laid back kinda guy.
  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    do you really need to be trained in stealth walking...?

    heck i learned that from cartoons...
  • SidSid Corwid of the Free Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12903Members, Constellation
    Pssst.... Hey, Comprox....

    Yeah... C'mere....

    I got a deal for ya, Buddy...

    *Shifty eyes*

    Ever hear of a thing called the Anarchist's Cookbook? It'll teach ya how to kill someone with your bare hands, it will! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    *Prances away*
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Hmm reminds me of an old anecdote;
    *Enter Flashback mode*
    ------------------------------
    Once during my Junior year of High School, in my US History Class, we had an idiot in the class. Not just a Class E or even a Class D idiot, but a Class C idiot. The kind that strives in every way to tick off as many people as he/she can by the end of the day and in all probability has some sort of a written quota which he/she signs off to. Perhaps he even worked on commission, who knows? The important thing was, he was hated, because instead of simply asking stupid questions alone, he chose also to attempt to act witty and intelligent. Such actions foil well when done by two different people, but when done by the same person, can only lead to confusion and irritation.

    Often he would ask stupid questions, much in the same vein as yours did, but timed so well that it would interrupt the flow of the class. Rather than waiting till the teacher said "Any questions?" he might instead wait till he (the teacher) started lecturing again and <i>then</i> he would ask. What compounded this problem was when he would do two things; make a psuedo witty comment, or answer another students question which was addressed <i>specifically</i> to the teacher. And he would do all three, in the same day. This contrast put off a lot of the other students.

    Finally one day, when there was a substitute, and she was being quite hasseled by his constant attacks, one of the students just couldn't take it anymore. The Class C idiot, mouthed off again to try and sound cool, just a comment not even a question or anything. Another student just yelled, and at a pretty high volume, "SUYF" (Except not in acronym form). There was about five seconds silence, then people started nodding their heads and murmuring assent. The substitute flushed red and gave the kid who yelled a detention. (Pretty weak punishment in comparison to what the actual teacher would have done.) But "the idiot" <i>never</i> made dumb comments again.
    ------------------------------------
    My story, while serving no purpose, may just convince some of you to one day be the kid to tell your classmates to shut up. If so, my job just might be done.
    *Walks off into the sunset.*
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Sep 27 2004, 08:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Sep 27 2004, 08:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-silent_shadow900+Sep 27 2004, 07:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (silent_shadow900 @ Sep 27 2004, 07:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    (Is there an imitator?)
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    yeah, many <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    x5- Ladies want him, men want to be him. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LoL! You're the best docchimpy! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Problem is I'm a shy-guy around a hot babe. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> Maybe I'm too nice.


    Anyways I wouldn't worry about this guy. I still think you should set him up on Scare Tactics so we all can get amusement from his terror. *evil grin*

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->...you scare me<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Aww. LoL. Actually most people who meet me and know a little about me are. I would like to get a job as a bouncer but I'm not big enough to appear threatening. Most people who know me very well know I'm a compassionate person... I also try to avoid telling other guys that I'm a black belt because they always want to "see my moves." My usual response is "do you want to die?" Because all of my training is in how to cause major injury or death. There is no "gentle punch" I hit you like I meant it and I'm never ever sorry. (an important lesson, also teaches one to think of a way to avoid the conflict in the first place before resorting to violence)

    btw... I usually wear sunglasses and am working on an experiment to increase my nightvision. So far it's working. I can now drive at night without my lights on. I'm thinking of holding a nighttime paintball CTCP in the woods behind my house at night... (I have glow in dark paintaballs and several fireworks)

    Thing I will confront or attack you for without warning:
    hitting a woman
    abusing a child
    or just killing and torturing any innocent lifeform.

    I would hope all you "honorable" guys who call yourselves "men" out there would do the same. Most do not.


    PS: My alias, x5, has existed long before BMW decided to name an SUV after it. It was liek a kick in the shins because I hate SUVs. My idea of an SUV = M1 Abrams tank or at least soemthing with a V12 engine for crying out loud. SUVs have come to replace the minivan which is a shame since they weigh <i>more</i> and pollute <i>more</i>. So if you ever wonder if it's the real x5. Ask him about Xzianthia and if he hates SUVs.



    Assassin tips of the week:

    mercury paste on aluminum - aluminum is highly reactive but doesn't rust because it forms one of the strongest compounds (almost as strong as diamond) Aluminum oxide. Mercury inhibits this oxide formation allowing the metal to rust. Thus mercury is an effective way to make a plane fall apart or to destroy an aluminum car engine.

    aluminum & iron (III) oxide (rust) - aka thermite, is highly effective at melting things quickly; see reaction info: <a href='http://www.thecatalyst.org/other/thermite/' target='_blank'>http://www.thecatalyst.org/other/thermite/</a>
  • XilentshadowXilentshadow Join Date: 2004-04-01 Member: 27657Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold-NiTe+Sep 27 2004, 09:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold-NiTe @ Sep 27 2004, 09:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hmm reminds me of an old anecdote;
    *Enter Flashback mode*
    ------------------------------
    Once during my Junior year of High School, in my US History Class, we had an idiot in the class. Not just a Class E or even a Class D idiot, but a Class C idiot. The kind that strives in every way to tick off as many people as he/she can by the end of the day and in all probability has some sort of a written quota which he/she signs off to. Perhaps he even worked on commission, who knows? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Let me stop YOU there.....
    ....
    ....
    ....
    I didnt think you were going to stop

    but seriously, we all belong to a clan called the a$$hats.
  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    Should I be scared on how people think Im serious and how many replies this got so quickly? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Comprox+Sep 27 2004, 10:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Comprox @ Sep 27 2004, 10:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Should I be scared on how people think Im serious and how many replies this got so quickly? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I hope you're being sarcastic. Because even x5 is joking. (Maybe not about his ubar-resume but about killing the kid lol. ) And please yell SUYF out loud in class next time. I'll give you a death cookie if you do.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    damn... i can't wait until i can consistently place shots of a group (.308) into a dime-sized circle at 1000 yards.

    then i can pick up a rem700 or something and whenever someone needs the *draws finger across neck*.. meheheh...

    <3 USMC, they do what no one else can <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    Do I need to yell SUYF (as one word) S-U-Y-F (each letter) or SHUT UP YOUR FACE?

    Ill make sure to get it on camera ^^
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Zig+Sep 27 2004, 11:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Sep 27 2004, 11:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> damn... i can't wait until i can consistently place shots of a group (.308) into a dime-sized circle at 1000 yards.

    then i can pick up a rem700 or something and whenever someone needs the *draws finger across neck*.. meheheh...

    <3 USMC, they do what no one else can <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Like brainwash a once repsected poster
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Sep 27 2004, 07:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Sep 27 2004, 07:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-x5+Sep 27 2004, 09:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (x5 @ Sep 27 2004, 09:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> How old are you comprox? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Still in school, so depending on the state he's in he might not be tried as an adult which is good news.

    Edit: I'm kind of jumping the gun a bit <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ahh comprox you of all people!!

    meh! Solicitation of murdur for hire!! Thats a big time Felony!

    tsk tsk lol

    have fun in prison for the next 10 years or so!

    Hmm do I know of any hitmen?

    Yea, sure.. I know one,

    *runs off to call CID detectives
    <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Comprox+Sep 27 2004, 11:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Comprox @ Sep 27 2004, 11:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> SHUT UP YOUR FACE?

    Ill make sure to get it on camera ^^ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yell it word by word. Like he did.
  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    20k to my swiss account and you got a deal













    note: i was being sarcastic this is a complete joke i have no intention of killing/hurting anyone (just a little disclaimer <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> )
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    Hitman Schmidtman. Do it yourself <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->.

    Besides, if your whole class hates him, you could just lynch him.
  • SRT_RabbSRT_Rabb Join Date: 2004-01-31 Member: 25808Members
    I know of a way to shut him up but it requires someone with an extreamly keen finger with photoshop....take a picture of his mom <and if not his mother him is he hates her> Then superimpose an image thats extreamly awkward like buttsecks for him or for his mom like...crazy S&M or something and post it all around school. Not ONLY will it shut him up <make sure he DOESN'T Have access to weapons> it will make him shiat himself til something else happens, did it to a kid in our school, then he turned into the funniest person ever!
  • camO_ocamO_o Join Date: 2004-04-19 Member: 28028Members
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Comprox+Sep 27 2004, 10:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Comprox @ Sep 27 2004, 10:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Should I be scared on how people think Im serious and how many replies this got so quickly? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ha. I was just about to post this:
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->So all of a sudden, because he has no medical conditions that warrant him being a retard, it becomes justifiable to hire professional intimidators after him? I took a lot of **** between jr high and freshman year, and let me tell you this: Everyone has feelings, and just because you're stupidly ignorant of them doesn't make it right to hurt them. You know, if you paid a whole lot less attention to him, or even be <i>NICE</i> towards him, he might even shutup once in a while.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    before reading that post. Sarcasm doesn't come across well on the internet >_>.
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    Karate is useless. Taekwondo sucks.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited September 2004
    *grumpy half-justified flame removed* ~.~
  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    <!--QuoteBegin-camO.o+Sep 27 2004, 10:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (camO.o @ Sep 27 2004, 10:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> before reading that post. Sarcasm doesn't come across well on the internet >_>. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yah, I wanted to try and sound serious, but I included the (<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->) at the end, just to make sure people knew I was joking.
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    Um... I think he means joining the military...

    No offense, but guys who talk about guns and knives the way you do, and all the different ways you'll be able to shoot/stab someone not only frighten me but make me wonder about your mental stability, especially when willing to lash out like that.
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    Hmm...

    Well, you can stuff him into a locker right? Those should be those big ones unlike the ones I have at school, which are sort of like boxes....

    Anyway, stuff him in there. Anytime he feels hungry, fed him a small piece of ham.

    And when I say small, I mean 1mmx1mm slice of ham.

    Yes I'm cruel. If you feel like it though, dump his bag or something into the flushing components of your school's toilets (when said person is in locker)

    But if you want to be REALLY annoying....
    All you have to do is repeatedly say 'annoy' at him whenever he talks. Whenever he talks back, he'll be struck with a furious flurry of words going 'Annoy! Annoy! Annoy! (ad infinitum)!'
  • BizZy_9mm_MessiahBizZy_9mm_Messiah Old School Member Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18411Members, Constellation
    edited September 2004
    I drank with the Devil and ate with the Reverend, we talked numbers, and I told them mine was seven.
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