Hiring A Hitman

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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited September 2004
    In any case a good prank would be good. And you don't have to aim for the whole humiliation in front of people thing. That never works out with a good ending. Just a minor prank that wouldn't get blown out of proportion.

    And you people take this waaaaay to seriously.

    BTW: Zig, what is going on. I don't understand.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet! Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    nothin... i'm just easily plssed about the whole thing..
  • RellixRellix Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13572Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet! Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    be nice to have another Marine here... *misses mr. E and catpoker*
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    edited September 2004
    I'm also amazed how many people took this seriously. It's got nothing to do with the difficulty of detecting irony on the internet. It's got to do with using your grey matter (Yeah, a forum admin is <i>really</i> asking you to help him carry out somehting questionably legal and immoral. Stop and think for five minutes!)

    Come on, people. I'm disappointed in you <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    There's no point in trying to remove or change this guy. He's there because of cosmic balance; every arts class has always got to have someone who is at the wrong end of the stick and proud to show it. If you dispose of him, the universe will just produce another one.

    Sorry, guy. You're stuck with him.
  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    <!--QuoteBegin-Marik_Steele+Sep 28 2004, 01:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Sep 28 2004, 01:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Option 1: Find and hire MonsE. You know he'll love doing it. "Taking care of" immature young'un's is what he lives for.
    Option 2: if MonsE is not available, submit the target to the NS Staff's new member hazing routine. Does Fam still fly out to people's houses to be really creepy and stare at them through the window as they sleep? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    XD
  • ZaggyZaggy NullPointerException The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-12-10 Member: 24214Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos, Subnautica Playtester
    Don't bully other people.....it ruïns people's lives.
    Go play your game of CS errr NS guys.
  • ScinetScinet Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12489Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-SoulSkorpion+Sep 27 2004, 11:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Sep 27 2004, 11:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Besides, if your whole class hates him, you could just lynch him. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The mental image of Comprox and a mob of classmates carrying the class idiot out of the room, down the hall, out the door and to the back yard, then slipping a rope around his neck and pulling him up a tree while chanting "Hang the bastard, hang the bastard" made me chuckle.
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    It's not that funny when you see it in real life, though. Man, boarding school sucked.
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+Sep 28 2004, 07:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Sep 28 2004, 07:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It's not that funny when you see it in real life, though. Man, boarding school sucked. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You, sir, are the first person to post something on these forums that has actually made me laugh out loud <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    You gotta laugh, or you'll cry.
  • KaMiKaZe1KaMiKaZe1 Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9196Members
    Stab him in the throat with a pen. Stealthily.

    Nobody will even notice.
  • BijiyBijiy Fantastic Damage Join Date: 2003-11-28 Member: 23697Members
    Screw a pen, use a spork.
  • BizZy_9mm_MessiahBizZy_9mm_Messiah Old School Member Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18411Members, Constellation
    Drown him in the bathroom stall.
  • BijiyBijiy Fantastic Damage Join Date: 2003-11-28 Member: 23697Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BizZy | 9mm Messiah+Sep 28 2004, 05:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BizZy | 9mm Messiah @ Sep 28 2004, 05:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Drown him in the bathroom stall. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ...with a spork. >_>
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