Final Gmail Invite

CMEast · July 2004

<div class="IPBDescription">Can you win it?</div> Basically, I've had a really <i>really</i> rough day, nothing has gone right... not since saturday (though moving on monday to a beautiful new place, twice the size for only £6 a week more yay).

Anyway, I need cheering up so of course I turn to the beautiful NS community.

The challenge is: whoever gives me the most original, kindest and heartfelt compliment gets a Gmail account.

Yes, all you have to do is seriously suck up to me, I don't want whole essays describing how incredible I am (though any that are written will be printed out and put on my wall <img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' />), just keep it short and sweet. I want to be moved, brought to tears by your genuine admiration of me. If it is amusing you get extra points.

Yes this is cheap but a) I'm bored, b) I'm tired, c) I am seriously depressed at the moment for various reasons I won't go in to.

Anyway, get cracking guys (and girls, you've probably got the advantage in this game as you can be far more lavish in your praise without me wanting to bathe in bleach afterwards).

3... 2... 1... GO!

[Edit] PS. No more invites are being given out, this could be your last and only chance, go on, have a go, dignity is over-rater anyway <img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /> [/Edit]

coil · July 2004

CMEast emailed me (or contacted me somehow, I don't remember exactly) when he'd lost his forum password after a long hiatus... I immediately recognized his name as a long-standing and quite amicable member of the "old" community (back before Nem & I got all crotchety), and after making sure it *was* him, got him his password back.

And about 10 minutes ago, he hooked me up "for old times' sake," because I'd helped him with his password months ago. So I guess I'm complimenting his memory. ^^ And him in general for being a good damn person. One of those people you see in the "Active Users" list and say "hey, it's CMEast." One of those people who hops into #naturalselection and half a dozen people go "hey CMEast, sup?!" Good stuff.

TheWizard · July 2004

If I we were stranded on a desert island and starving, I would let you get first dibs on the other survivors.

Jragon · July 2004

Well i dont know you, never have never will, before i continue may i just comment on how good your looking today?, anyway, your majesty, i really have no clue who such a wonderful person as yourself is but ummm.....<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' />

Stewie · July 2004

<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:purple'>I LOVE YOU ! </span></span>

If it was possible, I'd have your babies too

So do I win ? <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' />

douchebagatron · July 2004

i already have a gmail account, so im could care less about getting that invite. but i do feel like i have something to say, your a very kind hearted person and deserve more than you get, and if you ever need my help with anything send me a pm or email.

Jimmeh · July 2004

I could dress up as a girl and give you oral services?

twoflow · July 2004

Give me the invite and I'll sing the forum a song of their choice and post it as a wav file.

Confuzor · July 2004

Oh orange fish of the East. Little do I know of you, yet as I beset my gaze upon your unblinking eyes, I was immediately entranced by your scaled physique.

Soon, I began to swoon over your beauty... Why you were begotten in 1982? So youthful... so full of vitality you are. And of the pristine English breed you are too!

Ah, but if I could sing a song to you to give praise to even your shadow. Alas! I am unworthy of such a glorious task... for we are walled upon by this cyberwall of the Internet. I presiding in North America... you in Europe... and in between, the cursed saltwater titan of the Atlantic keep us at bay.

Oh how I wish to know you, son of the Cyprinidae family. To see your gills billow in grace, to see your fascinating mouth widen and shut in perfection. To see the eyes that stare constantly at me...

Yes, constantly at me...

Neither shifting, neither blinking (for what good would that do? the sea water itself constantly cleanses your eyes; and in constrast, my land eyes must constantly fend against the dryness of the air).

Your eyes, just staring... staring...

So now, we find the infatuee becomes the infatuated of the gazer. Soon... my skin starts to perspire in apprehension... Will you divert your eyes from me for just one moment.

Please... Please...

I beseech thee, at first, with little strength, for still I admire you, but your eyes begin to icily grip my spine in fear...

The eyes... the eyes...

No more! I beg of you! No more! The eyes that remain forever unchanging... they begin to petrify me spirit.

I divert my eyes from you, but I can still feel your eyes as they scry at my exposed back.

NO MORE! I BESEECH THEE! STOP LOOKING AT ME!

Yet you do not heed. Your only response is to mouth the silent 'O's at my pale face, drenched in my cold sweat.

I begin tearing at my hair, gnawing at my thighs, digesting my face, and you watch with forever with your stoic gaze.

I start scream with what remains of my mouth, and proceed to the patio, and defenestrate myself.

CMEast: 1 Confuzor: 0

Stewie · July 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Jul 26 2004, 01:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Give me the invite and I'll sing the forum a song of their choice and post it as a wav file.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
I dare you to sing the BeeGees - Nights on Broadway

Bogglesteinsky · July 2004

You're not half bad dude.

(don't worry about the invite, i just wanted to say something nice)

X_Stickman · July 2004

You smell like roses.

FlippyGc · July 2004

CMEast is the brightest Orange Fish in all the land.

NEO_Phyte · July 2004

I EAT FOR CMEast!

TheWizard · July 2004

You shore got a purty mouth.

CplDavis · July 2004

If ever we are trapped on some Kahraa invested space station and one of us has to to go out and distract the Onos while the other one can make it to the escape pod Ill run the interference so you can get away. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' />

Dubbilex · July 2004

You hold my world by the short n' curlies <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/style_images/TSA_Skin-975/icon12.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

FireStorm · July 2004

you stink so bad <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' />

(I won't suck up to anyone <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /> )

GrayDuck · July 2004

You're one of the nicest guys on the forum. I wish more people would follow your lead!

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Jul 26 2004, 10:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Give me the invite and I'll sing the forum a song of their choice and post it as a wav file.</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Oh - and I want my just earned invite to go to Flint Paper... My request: "I'm a little tea pot"... but insted of the .wav being posted I'd like a video as well.

ThinG · July 2004

wub.

Mr_Headcrab · July 2004

I have to say you are the kindest ang most generouis person i know, giving out a coveted Gmail account. Hell, dont give it to me, Coil deserves it a billion times more than I do. Viva La Coil!

and please note the lack of editing.

CMEast · July 2004

You're all beautiful, in such a good mood today <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' />

I'm gonna leave it the contest open for another few hours but so far there are 2 clear favourites.

Anyone think they can do better?

(I <i>really</i> like this topic <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' />

Daza4 · July 2004

Five bucks he won't even give anyone a invite <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' />

CMEast · July 2004

Well you certainly won't win one no <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />

Daza4 · July 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CMEast @ Jul 27 2004, 09:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Well you certainly won't win one no <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Already got one thanks to my mate scythe <3.

CMEast · July 2004

Well as there are 2 strong contenders so far I dug around and found a second gmail invite so it looks like they'll be getting one later today unless one of you can do better <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' />

C'mon, sing my praises <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' />

CMEast · July 2004

Sorry for the double post but I've gotta work for awhile so thought I'd end this cheap joke now and announce the winners, obviously was gonna be Coil and Confuzor so they now have the two Gmail accounts.

For those who wanted my babies? Well life is a gift in itself so I'll be making sure to visit you all personally and give you that gift... repeatedly.

Anyway, while this was a cheap ploy simply to hear naked and blatantly fake adulation I won't be setinfoing any of it so I'm allowed.

Confuzor · July 2004

Wow... good to see my insanity pays off once in a while. Thanks!

CMEast: 1 Confuzor: -4

TheWizard · July 2004

Can we go back to loathing you now CMEast?

j/k <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />

Final Gmail Invite

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