Final Gmail Invite
<div class="IPBDescription">Can you win it?</div> Basically, I've had a really <i>really</i> rough day, nothing has gone right... not since saturday (though moving on monday to a beautiful new place, twice the size for only £6 a week more yay).
Anyway, I need cheering up so of course I turn to the beautiful NS community.
The challenge is: whoever gives me the most original, kindest and heartfelt compliment gets a Gmail account.
Yes, all you have to do is seriously suck up to me, I don't want whole essays describing how incredible I am (though any that are written will be printed out and put on my wall <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->), just keep it short and sweet. I want to be moved, brought to tears by your genuine admiration of me. If it is amusing you get extra points.
Yes this is cheap but a) I'm bored, b) I'm tired, c) I am seriously depressed at the moment for various reasons I won't go in to.
Anyway, get cracking guys (and girls, you've probably got the advantage in this game as you can be far more lavish in your praise without me wanting to bathe in bleach afterwards).
3... 2... 1... GO!
[Edit] PS. No more invites are being given out, this could be your last and only chance, go on, have a go, dignity is over-rater anyway <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> [/Edit]
Anyway, I need cheering up so of course I turn to the beautiful NS community.
The challenge is: whoever gives me the most original, kindest and heartfelt compliment gets a Gmail account.
Yes, all you have to do is seriously suck up to me, I don't want whole essays describing how incredible I am (though any that are written will be printed out and put on my wall <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->), just keep it short and sweet. I want to be moved, brought to tears by your genuine admiration of me. If it is amusing you get extra points.
Yes this is cheap but a) I'm bored, b) I'm tired, c) I am seriously depressed at the moment for various reasons I won't go in to.
Anyway, get cracking guys (and girls, you've probably got the advantage in this game as you can be far more lavish in your praise without me wanting to bathe in bleach afterwards).
3... 2... 1... GO!
[Edit] PS. No more invites are being given out, this could be your last and only chance, go on, have a go, dignity is over-rater anyway <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> [/Edit]
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And about 10 minutes ago, he hooked me up "for old times' sake," because I'd helped him with his password months ago. So I guess I'm complimenting his memory. ^^ And him in general for being a good damn person. One of those people you see in the "Active Users" list and say "hey, it's CMEast." One of those people who hops into #naturalselection and half a dozen people go "hey CMEast, sup?!" Good stuff.
If it was possible, I'd have your babies too
So do I win ? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Soon, I began to swoon over your beauty... Why you were begotten in 1982? So youthful... so full of vitality you are. And of the pristine English breed you are too!
Ah, but if I could sing a song to you to give praise to even your shadow. Alas! I am unworthy of such a glorious task... for we are walled upon by this cyberwall of the Internet. I presiding in North America... you in Europe... and in between, the cursed saltwater titan of the Atlantic keep us at bay.
Oh how I wish to know you, son of the Cyprinidae family. To see your gills billow in grace, to see your fascinating mouth widen and shut in perfection. To see the eyes that stare constantly at me...
Yes, constantly at me...
Neither shifting, neither blinking (for what good would that do? the sea water itself constantly cleanses your eyes; and in constrast, my land eyes must constantly fend against the dryness of the air).
Your eyes, just staring... staring...
So now, we find the infatuee becomes the infatuated of the gazer. Soon... my skin starts to perspire in apprehension... Will you divert your eyes from me for just one moment.
Please... Please...
I beseech thee, at first, with little strength, for still I admire you, but your eyes begin to icily grip my spine in fear...
The eyes... the eyes...
No more! I beg of you! No more! The eyes that remain forever unchanging... they begin to petrify me spirit.
I divert my eyes from you, but I can still feel your eyes as they scry at my exposed back.
NO MORE! I BESEECH THEE! STOP LOOKING AT ME!
Yet you do not heed. Your only response is to mouth the silent 'O's at my pale face, drenched in my cold sweat.
I begin tearing at my hair, gnawing at my thighs, digesting my face, and you watch with forever with your stoic gaze.
I start scream with what remains of my mouth, and proceed to the patio, and defenestrate myself.
CMEast: 1 Confuzor: 0
I dare you to sing the BeeGees - Nights on Broadway
(don't worry about the invite, i just wanted to say something nice)
(I won't suck up to anyone <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> )
<!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+Jul 26 2004, 10:39 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Jul 26 2004, 10:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Give me the invite and I'll sing the forum a song of their choice and post it as a wav file.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh - and I want my just earned invite to go to Flint Paper... My request: "I'm a little tea pot"... but insted of the .wav being posted I'd like a video as well.
and please note the lack of editing.
I'm gonna leave it the contest open for another few hours but so far there are 2 clear favourites.
Anyone think they can do better?
(I <i>really</i> like this topic <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Already got one thanks to my mate scythe <3.
C'mon, sing my praises <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
For those who wanted my babies? Well life is a gift in itself so I'll be making sure to visit you all personally and give you that gift... repeatedly.
Anyway, while this was a cheap ploy simply to hear naked and blatantly fake adulation I won't be setinfoing any of it so I'm allowed.
CMEast: 1 Confuzor: -4
j/k <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->