You Know You've Been Playing Ns Too Much When...

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  • saint0zsaint0z Join Date: 2002-10-16 Member: 1505Members, Constellation
    You know you've been playing to much when,

    your eyes bleed.
  • ZeroByteZeroByte Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3057Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Tabris+Nov 6 2002, 02:21 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tabris @ Nov 6 2002, 02:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->(ok this one really happned to me.. im not a morning person)

    When you wake up to your dog in the morning after dreaming about ns.... then ask her why she isnt off building O chambers......(shes a little chubby)<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hee hee. Thats really funny.

    (and yes this is teh bump)
  • loki1loki1 Join Date: 2002-07-27 Member: 1009Members
    You call your dog a skulk <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • FunkTheMonkFunkTheMonk Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4933Members
    you call your mum an Onos
  • MutantMFMMutantMFM Join Date: 2002-07-27 Member: 1005Members
    edited November 2002
    You know your playing to much NS when...

    You refer to your computer as your command console

    When keep yelling out I need a medpack after you fall out fo your chair

    When to try to make a exact replica of a seige turret <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo-->

    You think your hamster is a gorge building a hive <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • SrCumferenceSrCumference Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3740Members
    Reality disturbs me now...

    You know you've been playing too much when you start throwing toothpicks at people hoping to parasite them.

    You forget you have a scope on your hunting rifle

    You are suddenly very wary of seedy dandelions, thinking that they are sensory chambers just waiting to parasite you.

    Your teacher asks why you are hiding in the light fixture above the door chucklng.

    You go for days without food so that your growling stomach sounds like an alien.
  • STRiCTLY-iNDOSTRiCTLY-iNDO Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7060Members
    this is embarassing i play this game for 2 days now, and in my dreams my bedroom was a hive, my school was a hive full with offensive chambers and it just doesnt makes sense, everytime I close my eyez lol, but this is my suboconsiousness if i had watched hours of a movie then they would appear in my dream as wel, but still its embarrasing
  • Browser_ICEBrowser_ICE Join Date: 2002-11-04 Member: 6944Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--BTS_Squirrel+Nov 5 2002, 01:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BTS_Squirrel @ Nov 5 2002, 01:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->you start neglecting to wash your shower thinking "in a few weeks that'll be a prime hive spot"

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    Good one !
  • AgrajagAgrajag Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4498Members
    a) When your playing UT2k3 with some friends and over Roger Wilco you say God **obscenity** Gimme some Health
    b) When Adult Dipers look like a promising investment to you
  • LeusugiLeusugi Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6576Members
    You know you've played too much Natural Selelection when...

    You use a welder to lock your car door.
    You try to figure out how many resources 'old faithful' would provide.
    You check above your bathroom doorway on the ceiling looking for that dog of yours.
    You use a cannon to take out a bee hive.
  • BrewBrew Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2572Members
    Last night, getting out of my car, arriving home after work...

    The angle of the streetlamp made a large shadow move across the ground when I opened the car door, as if something were jumping at me (ie, a cloaked skulk) and I almost jumped. I looked up, and staring at me through the windshield is this sort of odd hyper-friendly cat with half a tail, whom I've nicknamed "Stumpy", thus almost giving me a heart attack. I think this cat may have belonged to the old lady who used to own the house I live at, because he's *always* trying to get inside.

    I gave him a scratch behind the ears, he spent a minute head-butting me and trying to somehow actually force his face through my palm, I said "wtf Stumpy, you almost gave me a heart attack". Went inside. Played NS for two hours <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    -brew
  • ZeroByteZeroByte Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3057Members
    edited November 2002
    Saw some television footage on the news while riding the bus. Not sure what it was but it was white large and moving fast. The first thing that came to my mind was onos >_<

    Also, this happened before I went to play NS. I saw my sisters toy rhino and yeah, again I thought of onos.

    I think I have an onos fetish or something.
  • charles_darwincharles_darwin Join Date: 2002-11-06 Member: 7428Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Hikeeba+Nov 5 2002, 12:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Hikeeba @ Nov 5 2002, 12:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You call sleeping "gestating into a new life form."

    You are constantly checking the cielings when you enter a room.

    You get nervous going somewhere alone.

    You see Fades everytime you close your eyes.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    DUde. I do get nervice when cross streets. Thats creepy. <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Ph0enixPh0enix Join Date: 2002-10-08 Member: 1462Members, Constellation
    When you eyes are bleary and blood-shot......

    When you have a week old beard stubble......

    When your ODing on caffiene.....

    When your falling asleep at your desk.....

    When you close your eyes and images of skulks leaping at you appear.....
  • QuietMischief1QuietMischief1 Join Date: 2002-11-06 Member: 7456Members
    wow, some of these are really good

    When you think "Man, give me an HMG and I'll waste that sister of mine, no contest"

    You just got done from an 8 hour match and notice your room is STILL there

    Your family members can hear you cursing and yelling at the machine as though you were in Vietnam (GET THE HELL DOWN NOW YOU IDIOT! NO RAMBO's! YOU HEAR ME SOLDIER! NOW FILL UP ON AMMO, GET ON MY TAIL, AND WE'LL GO KILL SOME SONS OF **obscenity**!)

    You go to sleep only because you are too tired to continue NS'ing

    When you reach for the mouse pad to access a menu to ask Mom what's for dinner (damn straight I was reaching for that mouse before I realized I was standing up in the living room no where near the computer)

    Your cat **obscenity** terrorifies you

    You keep checking everywhere in a room til you feel it's secured

    You use hand signals or voice comm or team say to avoid alerting anyone to your presence

    You find yourself posting on this thread

    You've had a dream about NS (I have)

    You are constantly thinking up new strategies or re-living in your mind kills that will always be there, like the time you took out 5 marines in 5 seconds before the 1.01 patch, with a fade, or when you Solo'd the hive with that jet pack, or even better, an Onos with an HMG and Jet Pack cause the dumb big boy was too stumpy to get into the sky and take you down

    you know, on comment to that last one, I love doing that, I imagine the Onos player just **obscenity** yelling at his machine "GET DOWN HERE YOU LITTLE **obscenity**! GOD **obscenity** DMANIT! YOU JET PACK AND HMG **obscenity**! ILL **obscenity** AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ::screen fades to black:: -Aha, you got pwned-"
  • SonoSono Join Date: 2002-01-26 Member: 105Members
    You try to sleep, cause you have to get up early in the morning and all the F*CKING time you here thad stupid beep from the sentry turrets.

    You read this whole thread

    You think "damn why is this thread so long? I just wanna play NS!"
  • MEShootHereMEShootHere Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6975Members
    When you and your girlfriend are both playing NS and you have to set an alarm clock to remind you to eat, an alarm clock to remind you to shower and an alarm clock to remind you to have sex <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
    This is a true story, twas even worse with Baldur's Gate 2 when we had a 16 hour straight session (of Baldur's of course hehehe)
  • WraythWrayth Join Date: 2002-11-06 Member: 7231Members
    ...you get a promotion and rush off to thell the wife/SO/friend/parent "I upgraded!"

    ...you keep half ducking at a supermarket cos the %$&^%& cash registers sound like sentry turrets beeping

    ...people walking with keys or change in their pockets sounds like marines coming

    ...you find yourself looking at rooms and trying to figure out where you'd put the turret factory

    ...you want a command console chair for your PC

    ...you press your talk key to talk to the guy near you at work

    ...parking lots make you nervous cos there are just so many places for a lerk or skul to hide behind
  • sqwurlsqwurl Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3260Members
    you walk up to people you despise and say "chomp chomp"

    you freak out when yer dog runs by you really fast

    yer dog gets a hairball and it sounds like a chuckle thereby making you sh*t yer shorts

    you listen to a song and think "that would be perfect chomping music!"

    you daydream of cool NS movies to make e.g. i have one involving the bite/drag idea...4 marines move down a hall and stop in a close walled room, the room is a bit dim...suddenly the view shifts from ceiling to floor and the marines get into a 'huddle' in the middle....you hear a chuckle...the marines look up...and at that moment 4 cloaked skulks fly out of the corners of the room and drag the marines off in different directions to their death all the while screaming bloody murder and 'heeeeelp!'...*sigh* if i could make those movies...

    you refer to your desk as "the hive"

    you refer to your toilet as "the cc"

    you fall flat on yer face when a bird flys past you and yell "oh sh*t its a lerk!"

    you look at your clock and think time has stopped, but then realize youve actually been playing 12 hours straight

    you start playing at 1 am...take a glance outside and see that the sun is up

    you run like hell to the bathroom in between spawn times

    you fall asleep while building an oc, wake up to find you are the only one alive

    you think about NS all day at work, during breaks, during lunch, cant wait to get home to chomp some meatpopcicles
  • AcrobadAcrobad Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1779Members
    when you put pointy teeths on your favorite cap... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • LiveWireLiveWire Join Date: 2002-10-22 Member: 1568Members
    You're walking out to your car at night and hold up your lighter so you don't walk into any spider webs.

    You have a strange paranoia when near buffalo.

    At night you don't have to turn on the light, you just use your hivesight to get a snack from the kitchen.
  • ZeroByteZeroByte Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3057Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--QuietMischief1+Nov 7 2002, 12:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (QuietMischief1 @ Nov 7 2002, 12:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    You've had a dream about NS (I have)
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    Same here. But for some reason, I saw HMG's as HMG's from HL.....
  • NecroNecro &lt;insert non-birthday-related title here&gt; Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--sqwurl+Nov 7 2002, 03:57 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (sqwurl @ Nov 7 2002, 03:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->you look at your clock and think time has stopped, but then realize youve actually been playing 12 hours straight
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    i did that when ns came out <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • MercenaryForHireMercenaryForHire Join Date: 2002-10-03 Member: 1410Members
    When your beeping alarm clock goes off at 6:30 and you immediately dive for cover. <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='turret.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Hey, at least I got up. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    - M4H
  • BrewBrew Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2572Members
    ..when you see a health-circle below random real-life objects. like a car, for example.

    -Brew
  • AcrobadAcrobad Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1779Members
    When you realize 13 hours has passed since you started playing NS until you stopped because of eyes hurtness. (i'm creating a legend here... 13 hours... anyone played nonstoppedly more than that? my god... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> )
  • SighSigh Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8311Members
    edited November 2002
    <!--QuoteBegin--Venmoch+Nov 5 2002, 12:42 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Venmoch @ Nov 5 2002, 12:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--Tryon+Nov 5 2002, 05:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tryon @ Nov 5 2002, 05:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You know you've been playing too much NS when...

    You take a break and find yourself surrounded by a dozen empty 2 liter bottles of Mountain Dew and your butt feels like you've gotten the **obscenity** kicking of a lifetime.   <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thats so true (except the UK doesn't have mountain dew)<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Poor UK. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->

    You know you've been playing too much NS when..

    You give stuffed animals waypoints

    Climb into a cardboard box to command your troops

    Try clawing the school bully with your nails

    Yell to the sky for a medkit after being injured

    You find yourself looking like a Starship Trooper on Halloween

    You get thinner

    You find Drew Carey funny (Wait how'd that get in there..)
  • Bicycle_Repair_ManBicycle_Repair_Man Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7926Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Thats so true (except the UK doesn't have mountain dew)<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    We did have, didnt we?
    <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> We havent we got it no more?
  • mRWafflesmRWaffles Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4713Members
    When you bunny hop in gym class so you can jump over the bile bombs aka dodge ball.
  • ThrakaThraka Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4227Members
    This is an easy one:

    -When you flunk a math 130 test, b/c you played this game when you're supposed to be studying.

    -When you get a C on a Chem 101 test, b/c you played this game when you're supposed to be studying.

    -When you write a response to this thread when you're supposed to be doing homework.

    -When you don't even play any other videogames any more.

    -When, before every game, you want to stalk people through the halls... and when you catch them, you want to maul them... You know, to just get into your "skulk zone."
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