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<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->American (language)
American is the official language of the United States of America, Stephen Colbert, Wikiality and most of the known Universe. It's called American, because if it's the language of America, why would it be called English? That doesn't make any more sense than it would if it was called Spanish.
The language of American is really the only language Americans need to know, because deep down, the rest of the world wants to be just like us. (Why else would our initials be U.S.?)
American is actually just english, but better. And has more truthiness. <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<a href="http://video.google.de/videoplay?docid=-869183917758574879&q=colbert" target="_blank">Some other pretty funny Colbert stuff <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" /></a>
I'm laughing my ###### off right now <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->American (language)
American is the official language of the United States of America, Stephen Colbert, Wikiality and most of the known Universe. It's called American, because if it's the language of America, why would it be called English? That doesn't make any more sense than it would if it was called Spanish.
The language of American is really the only language Americans need to know, because deep down, the rest of the world wants to be just like us. (Why else would our initials be U.S.?)
American is actually just english, but better. And has more truthiness. <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<a href="http://video.google.de/videoplay?docid=-869183917758574879&q=colbert" target="_blank">Some other pretty funny Colbert stuff <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" /></a>
I'm laughing my ###### off right now <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
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Which reminds me of the time my Russian friend was speaking Russian, and I said "Hey pal, this is America, speak Spanish!"
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeGFTmdXFrA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeGFTmdXFrA</a>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u83etISbcwg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u83etISbcwg</a>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E8qT13KWQE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E8qT13KWQE</a>