Zen and the art of...

Lt_PatchLt_Patch Join Date: 2005-02-07 Member: 40286Members
As some of you will know, I recently did 2 weeks as little more than a photocopy monkey, for a ludicrous hourly rate (£9.55/hr). What I did know (after the second day) was how much I would get paid per hour, and how long they expected this to go on for.
What I didn't know, was how relaxing I would find the churning of the photocopier, the consistant thud of the "Controlled Document" stamp, the gentle hissing of a sheet of paper going into a plastic folder, and the satisfying clunk of a ring binder being snapped shut.

What things have you been totally surprised at how relaxing they are, after being apprehensive about them at the start?

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Genocides in Africa and Star Trek music. Not concurrently.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    edited December 2006
    I see that the "corpodronification" drugs we have been adding to the drinking water are working...

    Hee hee hee...


    To answer the actual question though: Carting patients around in a biggish hospital with a very poorly (or rather, not very much) planned layout. Initially the multitude of ways I could screw up seemed daunting, not to mention the horrible prospect of in-transit medical emergencies (which I soon learned that I, as untrained personnel, was unlikely to encounter since I would not be assigned to transports where such events were probable). Add to this the confusing layout of the hospital with multiple routes to any destination and small, half-secret shortcuts, and you had the perfect mixture for a stressful job. And stressful it was, sometimes, but after the first couple of weeks I had most of the standard procedures down pat and could just zone out for extended periods of time as the workday trudged past me, chit-chatting with the patients if they seemed like they were in the mood for it, or just thinking my own thoughts about everything and nothing.
  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed! Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    emerge -uD world

    watching the text fly by.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    Collecting trolleys in the car park. Its like a paid holiday after working 3 straight hours on a busy checkout. But I only have to do either for 3 more weeks <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    Doing stocks after hell-o-ween at the party store. Primarily because I almost went the full day without talking to a single customer.

    also, mittens.
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    I always thought those alarm clocks that make nature sounds to fall asleep to were hokey and stupid, but now I have one and it's surprisingly relaxing =p

    driving with the heat on high is a little too relaxing also... sometimes I almost fall asleep at the wheel <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" />
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Driving in the snow.

    I just feel really at home behind the wheel I guess, and whether I'm on ice, snow, in dirt, wherever, I never lose control. *Shrug*
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