Killing people, Snatch-style

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Canada pig farmer denies murder

A pig farmer accused of being Canada's worst serial killer has pleaded not guilty to six charges of murder.

Robert Pickton, 56, is suspected of killing at least 26 Vancouver sex trade workers over a period of three decades from the late 1980s.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

eediot

Thus, the saying: As greedy as an old hogskin, eh?

enf0rcer

in the quiet words of the virgin mary, "come again?"


haha

Zig

An when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of em, because it's no good leavin it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed em to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, put you don't wanna go seivin through pig ish, now do you? THey'll go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They'll go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

KGB_Garal

What are sex trade workers? Prostitutes? And since when has there been three decades between the late 80s and 2006?

Lt_Patch

I think that "Sex Trade Workers" means anyone from the prostitutes themselves, right up to the pimps.

And Zig...

+1 to cool <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />

TychoCelchuuu

Probably prostitutes. We had the same thing down here in Washington with the Green River Killer, but they ended up catching him. Just goes to show, if you have to be a prostitute, be a very intimidating, muscular man who can crush people to death.

Although that might cut into sales.

Revlic

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ish, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Revlic

Heh "Sex trade".

enf0rcer

bit slow on the uptake there revlic eh?

Revlic

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bit slow on the uptake there revlic eh?
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I giggle each time they use clever words.