Gorge Slang

PetcoPetco Join Date: 2003-07-27 Member: 18478Members, Constellation
edited November 2006 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">The Language where just 8 phrases or words can be used for anything</div>This new type of language allows anyone to communicate, describe things, talk about things, etc with just # phrases!

<b>Words and what they mean:</b> (Note: All words can be used in past, present, or in a future sense)

<b>1. Gorge</b> - means any object, idea, person, place thing, name, etc. Usually for something positive or representing some friend's/ally's personal items, or things or whatever.

<b>2. Calling anything fat</b> - Complimenting that thing or upgrading

<b>3. Calling anything normal sized or just 'skinny' </b>- Insulting or degrading that thing

<b>4. Bile</b> - Any adjective used before either 'gorge' or 'bomb'. Can represent numbers, time, can be descriptions, etc.

<b>5. Bomb</b> - Like "Gorge", except negative. Used for enemies, things you do not like, things in your way, etc.

<b>6. Web</b> - More like a positive version of bomb, except not like gorge. May be used to describe defenses, things that protect you or slow down your enemies. <b>Just things that prevent any harm or negative things happening to you.</b> For example, a fence to keep enemies away from you, can be called a web. Your immune system, can be called a web. Food can be called a web, to prevent you from starving and dying.

<b>7. Hive builder</b> - A very important person, positive to you. Can also mean someone who has just did something that they should be happy about or proud of.

<b>8. Knife</b> - Means a negative thing happened to you or the enemy, or etc. This is like bomb, except it's a negative(or negative thing that happened already, or future tense) that is happening to someone, more extreme version.

<b>Why use gorge slang</b>:

- You're able to describe anything, or talk about anything, or communicate with just using 8 phrases, instead of the thousands of words in the English language.

- Code talk. You can use it in front of enemies who do not understand gorge slang.

For example, say you and five other guys are trapped in a jail, two person in each jail cell.

Now, you want to tell everyone that you've found a screw driver, and found screws that can be unscrewed to get out. But you must tell everyone to do it at night, when only the very sleepy and confused guard remains to guard you.

You'll say "Gorge, gorge knife bomb. Gorge, gorge bile bomb"

This translates to "Allies, I've found a screw driver which can be used to unscrew the screws to open the gate. Allies, screw driver must be used during night because of the guards".

*Or in a situation where an enemy knows gorge slang as well, you can confuse them. Same scenario, same things said.

The guard this time, may think "Gorge, gorge knife bomb. Gorge, gorge bile bomb" means "Allies, we have other allies coming to defeat the enemy unit. Allies, the other allies will come at dawn since at day the place is more secure than at dawn or night"

So the enemy guards may reinforce themselves outside, while you guys can just unscrew the screws and break out easily.

<u><b>*Note:</b></u> When speaking gorge slang, the people you are talking to must have psychic powers that allows them to read minds, you also must have that too. Or, you must link yourself to one organic object you trust to allow to transfer all information to each other, such as a hive.

<b>Gorge slang may be used with psychic powers to confuse the enemy, as well as communicate in a vocal way when you're tried of reading minds and telepathically talking to people. </b>

Now, let's use gorge slang to talk about other things to each other.

<b>Note:</b> Every time someone translates your gorge slang almost perfectly, you must give them a cookie(picture of cookie works.

<b>Also, the more we're able to translate other people's gorge slang, the more our psychic and telepathic powers grow, so use the gorge slang!</b> Once you master gorge slang, you'll be able to read minds, move things with your mind, and rule the universe.

I say "Bile gorge web bile", tell me what I'm saying.

Comments

  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    NS Gen discussion?
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    If I try this on the microphone ingame, will I get banned or praised.
  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    You'll get laughed at, and called 'squirrel'.
  • LofungLofung Join Date: 2004-08-21 Member: 30757Members
  • ZiGGYZiGGY Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12479Members
    I give this nine and a half WTHs out of ten, and leave you with one word for you to ponder, babbler.
  • enf0rcerenf0rcer intrigued... Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14584Members
    ...... skinny gorge bomb.
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
  • locallyunscenelocallyunscene Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
    Soooo, we'd all end up talking like gorge pokemon?
  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1580710:date=Nov 25 2006, 11:44 PM:name=Petco)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Petco @ Nov 25 2006, 11:44 PM) [snapback]1580710[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    For example, say you and five other guys are trapped in a jail, two person in each jail cell.
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    "trapped" in jail <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
    "Dear God! we seem to be trapped in this here jail! How could we have fallen for this vicious trap!?"
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    <!--quoteo(post=1580782:date=Nov 25 2006, 07:48 PM:name=Lofung)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Lofung @ Nov 25 2006, 07:48 PM) [snapback]1580782[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    otaku spotted
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    LOL
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1580987:date=Nov 26 2006, 02:00 PM:name=Princess_of_Power)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Princess_of_Power @ Nov 26 2006, 02:00 PM) [snapback]1580987[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    LOL
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    ROFLWAFL
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1580989:date=Nov 26 2006, 04:03 PM:name=Black_Mage)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Black_Mage @ Nov 26 2006, 04:03 PM) [snapback]1580989[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    ROFLWAFL
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    HUMOR
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1581015:date=Nov 26 2006, 03:15 PM:name=Cold_NiTe)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Cold_NiTe @ Nov 26 2006, 03:15 PM) [snapback]1581015[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    HUMOR
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    404
  • ZeroByteZeroByte Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3057Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1581024:date=Nov 27 2006, 05:43 AM:name=Black_Mage)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Black_Mage @ Nov 27 2006, 05:43 AM) [snapback]1581024[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    404
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    403, authorization DENIED! respect mah authoriteh!
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    edited November 2006
    <!--quoteo(post=1581081:date=Nov 26 2006, 06:19 PM:name=ZeroByte)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ZeroByte @ Nov 26 2006, 06:19 PM) [snapback]1581081[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    403, authorization DENIED! respect mah authoriteh!
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    *ahem*

    <!--QuoteBegin-"part of Hypertext Transfer Protocol -- HTTP/1.1 RFC 2616 Fielding+ et al."--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE("part of Hypertext Transfer Protocol -- HTTP/1.1 RFC 2616 Fielding @ et al.")</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->10.4.4 <b>403 Forbidden</b><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->

    The server understood the request, but is refusing to fulfill it. [...]<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited November 2006
    Leave it to an NS Forumite to demand proper quotation of hypertext transfer protocol...
  • ZeroByteZeroByte Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3057Members
    Man. This sitiuation is 406. In my shame I shall excuse myself from this thread and be 410...

    btw, unauthorized = 401 if anyone was curious.
  • LanfearLanfear Join Date: 2006-11-15 Member: 58615Members
    This thread is definately a case of 5150, we need a 10-91 at Petco's house.
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    respond code 3 to my 10-20
  • LanfearLanfear Join Date: 2006-11-15 Member: 58615Members
    Perhaps you mean 10-23 code 3 <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

    Silly states and their variations.
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1581335:date=Nov 27 2006, 12:23 PM:name=Lanfear)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Lanfear @ Nov 27 2006, 12:23 PM) [snapback]1581335[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Silly Civil Patrol and their variations.
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    fixed
  • LanfearLanfear Join Date: 2006-11-15 Member: 58615Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Lanfear+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Lanfear)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin-->

    Silly Government and their lack of standardization.

    <!--quoteo(post=1581385:date=Nov 27 2006, 09:01 PM:name=Black_Mage)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Black_Mage @ Nov 27 2006, 09:01 PM) [snapback]1581385[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    fixed
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    Fixed. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
  • Mr_HeadcrabMr_Headcrab Squee&#33;~ Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9392Members, Constellation
    10-4 good buddy, catch ya on the flip-flop?
  • ubermenschubermensch Join Date: 2002-12-31 Member: 11692Banned
    <!--quoteo(post=1580782:date=Nov 25 2006, 10:48 PM:name=Lofung)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Lofung @ Nov 25 2006, 10:48 PM) [snapback]1580782[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    otaku spotted
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  • Lt_PatchLt_Patch Join Date: 2005-02-07 Member: 40286Members
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