Aliens try to posion humans!

CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
edited September 2006 in Off-Topic
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<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->5 more E. coli cases blamed on spinach
Total number sickened raised to 171 in 25 states, CDC reports

...Last week, <b><i>Natural Selection Foods LLC</i></b> of San Juan Bautista, Calif., recalled all its spinach and spinach-containing products. Many people reported eating the company's spinach, sold under multiple brands, before falling sick. And a package of Dole baby spinach, one of those brands, taken from a victim's refrigerator tested positive for E. coli....

...On Saturday, Pacific Coast Fruit Co. of Portland, Ore., announced a recall of its salad products that may have included <b><i>Natural Selection</i></b> spinach. Others companies recalling potentially tainted salad products are S.T. Produce, based in Seattle, River Ranch Fresh Foods of Salinas, Calif., and RLB Food Distributors of West Caldwell, N.J....

...The states that have reported infections are Arizona, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, Nebraska, Nevada, New Mexico, New York, Ohio, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, Washington, Wisconsin and Wyoming.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


I knew it! Thats not E Coli people. Thats Alien Infestation!
The Kharaa have tried to posion the humans!

<u>rawr! Eat more spinach!</u> ==> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tiny.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::onos::" border="0" alt="tiny.gif" />
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  • AlcapwnAlcapwn &quot;War is the science of destruction&quot; - John Abbot Join Date: 2003-06-21 Member: 17590Members
    edited September 2006
    What a crappy name for a food distribution company...
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    <!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Natural Selection produces spinach that is packaged by <b>Earthbound Organics</b>, Dole, Green Harvest, Natural Selection Foods, Rave Spinach, Ready Pac, Trader Joe’s, among others. With such a widespread distribution it’s not hard to understand why so many people in so many different states have fallen ill.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    And the fools say the conspiracy theorists are crazy. Crazy, they say! Well, we'll see who's crazy when the main vangaurd of the alien invasion arrives. Oh yes, we'll see who's crazy! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fade.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::fade::" border="0" alt="fade.gif" />
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  • RedfordRedford Monorailcatfjord Join Date: 2002-04-28 Member: 528Members, NS1 Playtester
    SSSSMMMMAAAAASSSSSHHHHHhhhhh!
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  • PetcoPetco Join Date: 2003-07-27 Member: 18478Members, Constellation
    Lies, all lies.


    The Kharra are friendly and loving towards everyone and everything.

    *Pets pet gorge*

    Lies I tell you.
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  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Hmm.

    ...so if I wear spinach shoes, I can walk on walls, right?
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1567791:date=Sep 24 2006, 09:42 PM:name=Quaunaut)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Quaunaut @ Sep 24 2006, 09:42 PM) [snapback]1567791[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Hmm.

    ...so if I wear spinach shoes, I can walk on walls, right?
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    yea doesnt everyone know that?

    duh...
    <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink-fix.gif" />


    I too like the aliens Petco, I think its a big smear tactic to discredit the aliens.

    Remember, the two Oni that live in my house? yea they are very friendly and are outraged by the artticle..

    btw oni like pizza too.
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  • ShoeboxShoebox Join Date: 2004-11-15 Member: 32817Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1567791:date=Sep 24 2006, 06:42 PM:name=Quaunaut)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Quaunaut @ Sep 24 2006, 06:42 PM) [snapback]1567791[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Hmm.

    ...so if I wear spinach shoes, I can walk on walls, right?
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    lol... so exactly what happens if you eat it?
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1568222:date=Sep 27 2006, 07:05 PM:name=Shoebox)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Shoebox @ Sep 27 2006, 07:05 PM) [snapback]1568222[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    lol... so exactly what happens if you eat it?
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    Then your stomach can walk on walls. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
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  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    Or your stomach bursts out of you in a gorey explosion and rolls up the wall.
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  • DesireDesire Join Date: 2005-08-07 Member: 57757Members
    E coli. duuuuuuuh =] and plus <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/turret.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::sentry::" border="0" alt="turret.gif" /> + <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/siege.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::siege::" border="0" alt="siege.gif" /> + <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/asrifle.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::asrifle::" border="0" alt="asrifle.gif" /> = dead <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hive5.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::hive::" border="0" alt="hive5.gif" /> haha gosh. natural selection is like math tutoring =]
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  • coriscoris Join Date: 2003-07-08 Member: 18034Members, Constellation
    I would never, ever buy food from a company with the name Natural Selection <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/confused-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="???" border="0" alt="confused-fix.gif" />
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1568253:date=Sep 27 2006, 10:31 PM:name=Desire)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Desire @ Sep 27 2006, 10:31 PM) [snapback]1568253[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    haha gosh. natural selection is like math tutoring =]
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    or <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hive5.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::hive::" border="0" alt="hive5.gif" /> + <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hive5.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::hive::" border="0" alt="hive5.gif" /> + <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hive5.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::hive::" border="0" alt="hive5.gif" /> x hungry onos = dead rines
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  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    *Turret farms my house*

    Bloody alien spinach isn't getting ME. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/asrifle.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::asrifle::" border="0" alt="asrifle.gif" />
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1569050:date=Oct 4 2006, 08:35 PM:name=Sky)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Sky @ Oct 4 2006, 08:35 PM) [snapback]1569050[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    *Turret farms my house*

    Bloody alien spinach isn't getting ME. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/asrifle.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::asrifle::" border="0" alt="asrifle.gif" />
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    Your only delaying the inevitable Sky....

    <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wow.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":0" border="0" alt="wow.gif" />


    <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
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