Video Game Playing Grandma

DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
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Stolen from Blue's News:

<a href='http://oghc.blogspot.com/' target='_blank'>Old Grandma Hardcore</a>

No its not porn you disgusting sickos. It's a blog about an elderly lady who plays video games. Lots of video games. And also curses like a sailor while playing them. Quite humorous.

Note that there is some harsh language on the site, but its rather funny considering that it comes from an 80 year old woman.

<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Grandma loathes doctors.

Grandma hates doctors almost as much as she hates not being able to finish Fatal Frame.

Whenever she is honest when they inquire about her lifestyle (i.e., "So what do you do for fun? Gamble, smoke controlled substances, dismember transients, illegally download Madonna tunes, smoke controlled substances, eat red meat, what?") and she mentions gaming, they breathe the heavy sigh of a parent who discovers Little Billy doesn't know the birds from the bees and say... well, it usually goes like this:

Doctor - "I hear your knee hurts a lot since the operation, and that you're an artist. So what else do you do besides painting?"

Grandma - "I play video games, mostly."

Doctor - "You what?"

Grandma - "You know, PS2, XBox, GameCube, a little DS if I'm stuck somewhere..."

Doctor - "What games do you play, exactly? Solitaire?"

Grandma - "Well, right now I'm playing Xenosaga II"

Doctor - "And what is this.. Zebra Soccer Two, what kid of a game is it?"

Grandma - "It's a role playing game."

Doctor - "Ah!"

Grandma - ".....yeah."

Doctor - "So...... [long academic pause]....do you think that maybe this role playing game has made it so you cannot distinguish reality from fantasy? Are you playing a role right now? Does your Pokemon character's knee hurt? And perhaps maybe that's why your knee is hurting, that maybe it's all in your head?"

Grandma - "....."

Doctor - "........"

Grandma - "How flipping stupid do you think I am?"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"Did you see that?! The flipping dog is laughing at me!! I wonder if you can SHOOT HIM!!" [fires several rounds from a red NES pistol]
Me- "You're wasting your ammo"
Grandma - "Shut the **** up. I hate the dog."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

If only we could all have a grandma this cool. :P
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Zebra soccer? Comedy gold right there. ^_^
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    Chronologically challenged people who play video games effin rock man! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Need I say ...more?
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  • douchebagatrondouchebagatron Custom member title Join Date: 2003-12-20 Member: 24581Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    unless they are on internet forums hitting on chicks half their age. eww. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-6john+Jul 16 2005, 05:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (6john @ Jul 16 2005, 05:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> unless they are on internet forums hitting on chicks half their age. eww. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Badu *tshh*




    6john beat me to it Depot <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->



    Personally i think it's awesome that someone of her... years... loves video games. (i just wonder if she would kick my **** though)
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-6john+Jul 16 2005, 06:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (6john @ Jul 16 2005, 06:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> unless they are on internet forums hitting on chicks half their age. eww. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah that <b>WOULD</b> be gross. To bad you haven't seen me do it - my harem's big enough. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jul 17 2005, 12:09 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jul 17 2005, 12:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yeah that <b>WOULD</b> be gross. To bad you haven't seen me do it - my harem's big enough. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I am so coming over to your house.
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  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <i>Moving on...</i> <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    I love how in her blog, the doctor is "Doctor Dips***". Heheheh.
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  • coriscoris Join Date: 2003-07-08 Member: 18034Members, Constellation
    <a href='http://games.slashdot.org/games/05/07/13/2036257.shtml?tid=10' target='_blank'>This topic has officially been DOOM'd.</a>
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  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-coris+Jul 16 2005, 05:53 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (coris @ Jul 16 2005, 05:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://games.slashdot.org/games/05/07/13/2036257.shtml?tid=10' target='_blank'>This topic has officially been DOOM'd.</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    hahhahaahah
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  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    Old people are cool, well not in traffic, but most of them still they poses that overal coolness none the less...
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  • ZephyrYHKZephyrYHK Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28130Members
    That... Is.... AWESOME
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Oh my god she rocks.
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--c1--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->y friends encouraged me to start this blog to share my grandma with the world. Anyone who lives near us hearing her scream "F---ing C---sucker Won't F---ING DIE!!" at the television at very late hours knows she's something special.<!--c2--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->


    ahahah

    i wish my grandma sweet as she is was like that lolz <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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