Well Today I Think My **** Fell Out

ToneeTonee Wub wuBUK Join Date: 2003-10-25 Member: 21926Members, Constellation
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I was doing a tonne (100mph) down a nice empty road.. then I look in my rear view mirror *flash flash flash NE NOR NE NOR!!!*

So I go in the "slow lane" and start slowing down - the car zoomed passed me and on the back it says.... "Ambulance"

Well I totally filled my underpants... it looked exactly like a police car....

Just thought I'd let you know on an eventalful little encounter on the dual carriage way
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  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    you sir, just got lucky
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  • Fatal_ErrorFatal_Error Join Date: 2005-01-15 Member: 35840Members
    Your **** fell out?
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    whats a "*****"
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  • ToneeTonee Wub wuB UK Join Date: 2003-10-25 Member: 21926Members, Constellation
    does it take a computer emulated calculation too what that means? ask the moderaters too remove the swear filter if you want it to be easier for you. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    and yes... I was very lucky
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  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    This thread would nearly make sense if the filter hadnt of **** it up.
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->*flash flash flash NE NOR NE NOR!!!*<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? WTH is <b>THIS</b>?
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  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jul 10 2005, 01:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jul 10 2005, 01:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->*flash flash flash NE NOR NE NOR!!!*<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? WTH is <b>THIS</b>? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    its siren sound you ****
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  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    So. Much. Confusion!
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Metalcat+Jul 10 2005, 02:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Metalcat @ Jul 10 2005, 02:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jul 10 2005, 01:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jul 10 2005, 01:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->*flash flash flash NE NOR NE NOR!!!*<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? WTH is <b>THIS</b>? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    its siren sound you **** <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Uhm, our sirens sound nothing like that. WTH kind of siren sound is this anyway? I demand to be linked to said audio source! <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • TheSaviorTheSavior Join Date: 2003-10-14 Member: 21688Members
    edited July 2005
    I wasn't a bit confused by any of it.

    I should loan out my <i>Hat of Common Sense +1</i> and <i>Earmuffs of Vast Knowledge +1</i> for a small fee. Afraid I'll be forced to keep my <i>Underpants of Supreme Bedding Skills +2</i> for myself, though. Can't risk some n00b theifing THOSE. I don't know what I would do without them.


    Edit: For those uncultered folk, the Nee-nor-nee-nor siren is a European style police siren. Watch Real TV more often like the rest of us less-uncultered rednecks.
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    I am willing to bet everything I have that the four stars mean ****.

    Anyone against?
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  • TheSaviorTheSavior Join Date: 2003-10-14 Member: 21688Members
    No matter WHAT word you use, it could be a 2568 letter long swear, the filter will make it 4. It's ALWAYS 4.
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  • ToneeTonee Wub wuB UK Join Date: 2003-10-25 Member: 21926Members, Constellation
    well tbh.. I heard no siren... I had my music blasting <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> thought I'd just do that for effect
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Oh wait, maybe it was actually his nuts that fell out? Wait, nope.
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  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-TheSavior+Jul 10 2005, 01:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TheSavior @ Jul 10 2005, 01:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> No matter WHAT word you use, it could be a 2568 letter long swear, the filter will make it 4. It's ALWAYS 4. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    that wasnt what he meant, it was a joke about him posting the word but it would just be censored <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    omg lol
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Oh now I know! His BRAIN fell out! Nope, not that one either. Had me fooled though. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • TheSaviorTheSavior Join Date: 2003-10-14 Member: 21688Members
    <a href='http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.60223' target='_blank'>A Nee-nor siren. Click "Lo-fi play"</a>
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  • ToneeTonee Wub wuB UK Join Date: 2003-10-25 Member: 21926Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-lolfighter+Jul 10 2005, 07:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ Jul 10 2005, 07:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Oh now I know! His BRAIN fell out! Nope, not that one either. Had me fooled though. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo--> what brain ?
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    My point exactly.
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-TheSavior+Jul 10 2005, 02:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TheSavior @ Jul 10 2005, 02:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.60223' target='_blank'>A Nee-nor siren. Click "Lo-fi play"</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    OMG I have heard that siren in very old films in Europe, but I'd have thought .... well nvm, thanks for the link. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> Nee Nor Nee Nor Nee Nor .... ... .. . <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    NEE NOR SIRENS ARE THE BEST!

    Ahem. Lucky.
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  • Fog_cartoonsFog_cartoons Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20658Members
    Unfortunatly, Ne Nor sirens are going out of date for the more common Wooo sirens.

    I think that, in England, the Police use Wooo's and the Fire Brigade use Nee Nors as many fire engines have become dated whilst Police cars are modernised every 10 years or so.
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  • SpetsnazSpetsnaz Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24761Members, Constellation
    lol 100 is fun! Try 120mph with 4 people in the car at 8am on a sunday morning on the A419 Between Cirencester and Swindon. Now that will make to **** your pants
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Spetsnaz+Jul 10 2005, 04:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spetsnaz @ Jul 10 2005, 04:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> lol 100 is fun! Try 120mph with 4 people in the car at 8am on a sunday morning on the A419 Between Cirencester and Swindon. Now that will make to **** your pants <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <img src='http://www.tcp.lu/albums/album32/speed_kills2_tm.sized.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
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  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    omg he didnt know that he thought it was safe ooolololol!!!!11
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    Don't sh*t yourself. Just think of the guy that get let off the hook for going 180mph, his lawyers excuse was there was no photographic evidence.
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  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-lolfighter+Jul 10 2005, 02:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ Jul 10 2005, 02:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Oh wait, maybe it was actually his nuts that fell out? Wait, nope. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Reminds me of something that happened to a teammate of mine a couple of years ago. He was doing some jumps off of ramps on a bike with sawed-off handlebars. Suffice it to say the edges of the handlebars were...a bit sharp. Anyways, he went off of a jump, leaned a little too far forward, didn't lean back in time, and b00m he came down with his **** right on top of the handelbars. He passed out for a couple of seconds (he guesses), woke up, looked down to see the inner workings of one of his globes-of-manhood strewn about the pavement. That was enough to send him off into sleepyland for a while. He came to again in the hospital, apparently someone had seen him fall and not get up and called 911. They stitched him up, and now he's as good as new (or so he says...)
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  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    It is exciting to know that neenor is a word I could use in scrabble with any of you guys <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> . Is Pandawandawang okay too?
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  • SpetsnazSpetsnaz Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24761Members, Constellation
    lol its also nice in a cup of tea
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  • SinSpawnSinSpawn Harbinger of Suffering Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8359Members
    edited July 2005
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    Why the hell did you have your weiner out while driving you weirdo!
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