Tv @ 6 A.m. Never Looked This Good

Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
<div class="IPBDescription">A True Story</div> <a href='http://pbskids.org/boohbah/dance.html' target='_blank'>BooooooooooooooooooohhhBaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh</a>

<img src='http://img.slate.msn.com/media/1/123125/122958/2093267/2093268/040129_Boohbah.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
<span style='color:silver'><span style='font-size:16pt;line-height:100%'><b>Think I'm out of my ****ing mind, eh?</b></span></span>

Oh no boys and girls, I'm serious; I just stayed up all night at a lan party and found the most amazing show I've ever seen. You thought drugs was bad for kids, wait till you see what PBS has been sh*tting out with donation money. It's BOOHBAH! A product of our favorite Children's Show designer Dana Stevens, the original creator of Teletubbies!

Here were some of my friends, sitting up playing ragnarok, partying it up so we could MVP, and we turn around to watch some tv, and suddenly the next thing we know the tv is filled with bright and wondrous colors and magical sounds. And theres some kids up on tv standing and posing and dancing in different ways. Before I could stop myself I too was standing up and dancing and posing and singing boohbah also. Soon I began to wonder, as I danced and wailed "Booooohbaaaah", exactly why I no longer retained control of my motor functions. Is it drugs? Drugs in television form. And then I had to wonder. Is this what Public Broadcasting does with my mom's donations?

As they said at the end of the program; "Boohbah is made possible by viewers like you!" You can almost hear them laughing maniacally in the background; "Booohbaaahh gooooott yooouuuurr dooonnaaatiiooonnn moonnneeeeyyy biiitcchhhheesss!" Like using tax money to buy golden toilets or some ****. It's just horribly horribly <i>wrong</i>.

As I understand it this show is a "Toddler's Exercise Encouragement Program". My friend points out that maybe that's why these boohbah things are so damn fat. I'm sure there are better ways to get your kid to exercise than to shove them in front of a tv and send them into convulsions. Maybe you could go outside and play with them, eh?
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    My proof there is no god is that the rapture has yet to occure, especially with this abomination
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    My ickle cousin loves these things... but she also enjoys outside.

    I have yet to corrupt her mind with the ways of the reclusive gamer. But it shall be done. Oh, it shall.
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    I hate these things. I will break you for reminding me of them.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Supernorn+Jun 16 2005, 07:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Supernorn @ Jun 16 2005, 07:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I hate these things. I will break you for reminding me of them. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You can't break something that's already been broken. Not only have I not slept in 16 hours, but I ended up watching this ****ed up show. You can't break me any further, sorry to say.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    Luckily for us, <a href='http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1934' target='_blank'>someone</a> went to the trouble of capturing and dissecting one of these things, that we might learn their strange ways....
  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    Been out here for a while coldnite :3

    For further corruption; <a href='http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html' target='_blank'>http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html</a>
    Hours of being freaked out fun entertainment ^^
  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    MR MAN!
    MRS LADY!
    BROTHER AND SISTER!
    AUNTIE!
    GRANDMAMA!
    GRANDPAPA!
    LITTLE DOG FIDO!!!!
  • Mr_JeburtOMr_JeburtO Join Date: 2003-08-29 Member: 20340Members
    these things are freaky, they can pull their heads inside their bodies =/
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    "Boohbah"? How about we stop baby-talking to children and start teaching them real words. Geez. My mom was reading the newspaper to me when I was a baby. Granted, I had no idea what any of the words were, but it started me down a path of reading. By grade 3, I was reading at a highschool level. (Which really doesn't say much anymore... But it did mean quite a bit when I was in grade 3.)
  • MerkabaMerkaba Digital Harmony Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 22Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester
    They look like Jabba's freaky little cousins <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • R_A_CR_A_C Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16273Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Jun 16 2005, 07:38 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Jun 16 2005, 07:38 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Not only have I not slept in 16 hours, <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    what? 16 hours? that's a normal day. Or do you mean 16 hours past your normal going to bed time? I'm assuming it's the 16 hours past regular time and you're just too tired to think straight. Which is perfectly understandable. Or is it a complete typo and you meant 36, or 46 hours.
  • BaconTheoryBaconTheory Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-CForrester+Jun 16 2005, 08:18 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CForrester @ Jun 16 2005, 08:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "Boohbah"? How about we stop baby-talking to children and start teaching them real words. Geez. My mom was reading the newspaper to me when I was a baby. Granted, I had no idea what any of the words were, but it started me down a path of reading. By grade 3, I was reading at a highschool level. (Which really doesn't say much anymore... But it did mean quite a bit when I was in grade 3.) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah I agree. Luckily I can read very well, but you wou would be surprised at the ammount of illiteracy in Junior high school classess. For example, people honestly can't use the correct form of "would" in a sentence, and plus the fact that their spelling is atrocious.
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    Booh....Bah...?

    *begins cashing head against wall. Repeatedly*
  • arcticaarctica Shindiggery innit Join Date: 2005-02-18 Member: 41646Members
    If there was any reason I'd kill you CN, it's this one.

    ...


    Die <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    In my digital multimedia class in school, we stumbles across this, it's rather hypnotyzing...

    The fat jiggly dancing and the dancing boobah!
  • CondizzleCondizzle Join Date: 2004-10-05 Member: 32107Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-arctica+Jun 16 2005, 09:00 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (arctica @ Jun 16 2005, 09:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If there was any reason I'd kill you CN, it's this one. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes. You will die for reminding me of these monsters.
  • AlcapwnAlcapwn &quot;War is the science of destruction&quot; - John Abbot Join Date: 2003-06-21 Member: 17590Members
    Looks like they dropped some acid before coming up with this show...
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Baby talk is the corroded father of AOL leetspeek
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    Why is it that boobah the word and boobahs the things remind me of the same thing?
  • Mad_ManMad_Man Join Date: 2003-06-13 Member: 17359Members, Constellation
    For some reason hearing them scream as the fat black man in pink falls is some how pleasing. Is this bad <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Jun 16 2005, 07:20 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Jun 16 2005, 07:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You can almost hear them laughing maniacally in the background; "Booohbaaahh gooooott yooouuuurr dooonnaaatiiooonnn moonnneeeeyyy biiitcchhhheesss!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Sigged.
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Jun 16 2005, 07:20 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Jun 16 2005, 07:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "Booohbaaahh gooooott yooouuuurr dooonnaaatiiooonnn moonnneeeeyyy biiitcchhhheesss!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ha, I can just see some fat, greasy middle management type saying this while wearing excessive bling and throwing up the "WEST SYYDDDEEEE" signs.
  • BulletHeadBulletHead Join Date: 2004-07-22 Member: 30049Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BaconTheory+Jun 16 2005, 08:29 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BaconTheory @ Jun 16 2005, 08:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-CForrester+Jun 16 2005, 08:18 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CForrester @ Jun 16 2005, 08:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "Boohbah"? How about we stop baby-talking to children and start teaching them real words. Geez. My mom was reading the newspaper to me when I was a baby. Granted, I had no idea what any of the words were, but it started me down a path of reading. By grade 3, I was reading at a highschool level. (Which really doesn't say much anymore... But it did mean quite a bit when I was in grade 3.) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah I agree. Luckily I can read very well, but you wou would be surprised at the ammount of illiteracy in Junior high school classess. For example, people honestly can't use the correct form of "would" in a sentence, and plus the fact that their spelling is atrocious. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That, my dear Watson, is the sad, sorry truth. Todays society is an illiterate and unedumicated (yes, I know I spelled that wrong- it's called IRONY) group of vile savages. Only a few chosen ones remain. We are the Crystals of society. Formed in the image of our god or gods, we are destined to Lead the world BACK TO IT'S RIGHTEOUS GLORY! HOOHAH!
  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    I thought were were supposed to organize the masses into slavery for the good of our lords? did i miss a memo?
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-R A C+Jun 16 2005, 08:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (R A C @ Jun 16 2005, 08:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Jun 16 2005, 07:38 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Jun 16 2005, 07:38 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Not only have I not slept in 16 hours, <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    what? 16 hours? that's a normal day. Or do you mean 16 hours past your normal going to bed time? I'm assuming it's the 16 hours past regular time and you're just too tired to think straight. Which is perfectly understandable. Or is it a complete typo and you meant 36, or 46 hours. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ahh I believe I meant 48 at the time, as I had stayed up the night before as well. And of course, as fate would have it, it turned out that I had a 9 hour morning shift at work after the lan party, so I didn't get to sleep then either. And when I drove back from my friend's house I discovered that someone had toilet papered my house! I can only assume that those ****ing Boobahs came in the middle of the night, did a little synchronized dancing on my lawn, made some noises that sounded like flatulence while pumping their heads up and down then finally got down to business and broke out the toilet paper and proceeded to carpet my house.

    OK, so it was probably just the **** neighbors, but in the end, I'll <i>always</i> blame the ****ing Boobahs.
  • InvaznInvazn Join Date: 2004-03-04 Member: 27142Members
    This would be amusing maybe if you were high or something.
  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Geminosity+Jun 16 2005, 07:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Geminosity @ Jun 16 2005, 07:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Been out here for a while coldnite :3

    For further corruption; <a href='http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html' target='_blank'>http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html</a>
    Hours of being freaked out fun entertainment ^^ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    you need a warning under there

    <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>DONT GO TO THIS SITE UNLESS YOU ARE IN A WELL LIT COMFORTABLE PLACE</span></span>

    god... why does every sound seem like something out of a horror movie.. IS IT MEANT TO SCARE CHILDREN?!
  • CondizzleCondizzle Join Date: 2004-10-05 Member: 32107Members
    Click on the box in the middle and go to the one with the bike horn XD.
  • BulletHeadBulletHead Join Date: 2004-07-22 Member: 30049Members
    oh my fricken god! MY BRAIN IS BLEEDING NOW!
  • CondizzleCondizzle Join Date: 2004-10-05 Member: 32107Members
    Whoever made that should be skinned, maimed, dunked in acid, and then have their screaming lump of flesh thrown in a giant paper shredder.
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