Tv @ 6 A.m. Never Looked This Good
<div class="IPBDescription">A True Story</div> <a href='http://pbskids.org/boohbah/dance.html' target='_blank'>BooooooooooooooooooohhhBaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh</a>
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<span style='color:silver'><span style='font-size:16pt;line-height:100%'><b>Think I'm out of my ****ing mind, eh?</b></span></span>
Oh no boys and girls, I'm serious; I just stayed up all night at a lan party and found the most amazing show I've ever seen. You thought drugs was bad for kids, wait till you see what PBS has been sh*tting out with donation money. It's BOOHBAH! A product of our favorite Children's Show designer Dana Stevens, the original creator of Teletubbies!
Here were some of my friends, sitting up playing ragnarok, partying it up so we could MVP, and we turn around to watch some tv, and suddenly the next thing we know the tv is filled with bright and wondrous colors and magical sounds. And theres some kids up on tv standing and posing and dancing in different ways. Before I could stop myself I too was standing up and dancing and posing and singing boohbah also. Soon I began to wonder, as I danced and wailed "Booooohbaaaah", exactly why I no longer retained control of my motor functions. Is it drugs? Drugs in television form. And then I had to wonder. Is this what Public Broadcasting does with my mom's donations?
As they said at the end of the program; "Boohbah is made possible by viewers like you!" You can almost hear them laughing maniacally in the background; "Booohbaaahh gooooott yooouuuurr dooonnaaatiiooonnn moonnneeeeyyy biiitcchhhheesss!" Like using tax money to buy golden toilets or some ****. It's just horribly horribly <i>wrong</i>.
As I understand it this show is a "Toddler's Exercise Encouragement Program". My friend points out that maybe that's why these boohbah things are so damn fat. I'm sure there are better ways to get your kid to exercise than to shove them in front of a tv and send them into convulsions. Maybe you could go outside and play with them, eh?
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<span style='color:silver'><span style='font-size:16pt;line-height:100%'><b>Think I'm out of my ****ing mind, eh?</b></span></span>
Oh no boys and girls, I'm serious; I just stayed up all night at a lan party and found the most amazing show I've ever seen. You thought drugs was bad for kids, wait till you see what PBS has been sh*tting out with donation money. It's BOOHBAH! A product of our favorite Children's Show designer Dana Stevens, the original creator of Teletubbies!
Here were some of my friends, sitting up playing ragnarok, partying it up so we could MVP, and we turn around to watch some tv, and suddenly the next thing we know the tv is filled with bright and wondrous colors and magical sounds. And theres some kids up on tv standing and posing and dancing in different ways. Before I could stop myself I too was standing up and dancing and posing and singing boohbah also. Soon I began to wonder, as I danced and wailed "Booooohbaaaah", exactly why I no longer retained control of my motor functions. Is it drugs? Drugs in television form. And then I had to wonder. Is this what Public Broadcasting does with my mom's donations?
As they said at the end of the program; "Boohbah is made possible by viewers like you!" You can almost hear them laughing maniacally in the background; "Booohbaaahh gooooott yooouuuurr dooonnaaatiiooonnn moonnneeeeyyy biiitcchhhheesss!" Like using tax money to buy golden toilets or some ****. It's just horribly horribly <i>wrong</i>.
As I understand it this show is a "Toddler's Exercise Encouragement Program". My friend points out that maybe that's why these boohbah things are so damn fat. I'm sure there are better ways to get your kid to exercise than to shove them in front of a tv and send them into convulsions. Maybe you could go outside and play with them, eh?
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I have yet to corrupt her mind with the ways of the reclusive gamer. But it shall be done. Oh, it shall.
You can't break something that's already been broken. Not only have I not slept in 16 hours, but I ended up watching this ****ed up show. You can't break me any further, sorry to say.
For further corruption; <a href='http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html' target='_blank'>http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html</a>
Hours of being freaked out fun entertainment ^^
MRS LADY!
BROTHER AND SISTER!
AUNTIE!
GRANDMAMA!
GRANDPAPA!
LITTLE DOG FIDO!!!!
what? 16 hours? that's a normal day. Or do you mean 16 hours past your normal going to bed time? I'm assuming it's the 16 hours past regular time and you're just too tired to think straight. Which is perfectly understandable. Or is it a complete typo and you meant 36, or 46 hours.
Yeah I agree. Luckily I can read very well, but you wou would be surprised at the ammount of illiteracy in Junior high school classess. For example, people honestly can't use the correct form of "would" in a sentence, and plus the fact that their spelling is atrocious.
*begins cashing head against wall. Repeatedly*
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The fat jiggly dancing and the dancing boobah!
Yes. You will die for reminding me of these monsters.
Sigged.
Ha, I can just see some fat, greasy middle management type saying this while wearing excessive bling and throwing up the "WEST SYYDDDEEEE" signs.
Yeah I agree. Luckily I can read very well, but you wou would be surprised at the ammount of illiteracy in Junior high school classess. For example, people honestly can't use the correct form of "would" in a sentence, and plus the fact that their spelling is atrocious. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
That, my dear Watson, is the sad, sorry truth. Todays society is an illiterate and unedumicated (yes, I know I spelled that wrong- it's called IRONY) group of vile savages. Only a few chosen ones remain. We are the Crystals of society. Formed in the image of our god or gods, we are destined to Lead the world BACK TO IT'S RIGHTEOUS GLORY! HOOHAH!
what? 16 hours? that's a normal day. Or do you mean 16 hours past your normal going to bed time? I'm assuming it's the 16 hours past regular time and you're just too tired to think straight. Which is perfectly understandable. Or is it a complete typo and you meant 36, or 46 hours. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ahh I believe I meant 48 at the time, as I had stayed up the night before as well. And of course, as fate would have it, it turned out that I had a 9 hour morning shift at work after the lan party, so I didn't get to sleep then either. And when I drove back from my friend's house I discovered that someone had toilet papered my house! I can only assume that those ****ing Boobahs came in the middle of the night, did a little synchronized dancing on my lawn, made some noises that sounded like flatulence while pumping their heads up and down then finally got down to business and broke out the toilet paper and proceeded to carpet my house.
OK, so it was probably just the **** neighbors, but in the end, I'll <i>always</i> blame the ****ing Boobahs.
For further corruption; <a href='http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html' target='_blank'>http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html</a>
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you need a warning under there
<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>DONT GO TO THIS SITE UNLESS YOU ARE IN A WELL LIT COMFORTABLE PLACE</span></span>
god... why does every sound seem like something out of a horror movie.. IS IT MEANT TO SCARE CHILDREN?!