I'm A Sim, Get Me Out Of Here!
<div class="IPBDescription">Part the second!</div> What can I say? I was home for the week when I spotted the sims CD lying around, and I couldn't resist.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the story so far, check out <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=90642&hl=i%27m+a+sim' target='_blank'>part one</a>. Scroll down to Jimmeh's thumbnails, as the ones I posted are borked for some reason.
For those of you who didn't click the link above... this is basically the effect of too much free time on the human body. I decided to host a reality TV style program with captive sims as my contestants. Oh, and someone gets killed every week, did I mention that part?
I've decided that there has been far too little killing going on. As we all know, sims are evil and must be tortured in the most despicable ways possible. With that in mind, there will be not one but TWO deaths in this episode! Who says you don't get value for money eh?
I'm still open to new suggestions as to how to tortue my little simmy friends, although I think I have enough reasonably creative deaths lined up to last until the end of the season. If I run out of ideas I might just throw in another "quick-fire" round.
So without further ado, I shall start the proceedings with some un-used screenies left over from last time; these are all taken shortly after the death of Ninja.
(click the thumbnails to enlarge)
<a href='http://img244.echo.cx/my.php?image=jerk4po.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img244.echo.cx/img244/4569/jerk4po.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Buzz decides to be a total jerk by reminding Beardbeard how Ninja "Totally whupped him that one time". Yes, that is actually what that icon in the speech bubble means. Beardbeard is not amused.
<a href='http://img162.echo.cx/my.php?image=mourn8ep.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img162.echo.cx/img162/8785/mourn8ep.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Gordon is the only one really sad about Ninja's demise. In fairness though, he was partially responsible for her death by taking the time to finish his breakfast before whipping out the fire extinguisher. Everyone else just shrugs when they look at the grave. Beardbeard chuckles to himself.
<a href='http://img162.echo.cx/my.php?image=gross4ol.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img162.echo.cx/img162/8486/gross4ol.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Yes, that is a green cloud coming off of that spaghetti. Yes, he's going to eat it anyway. Well what's the worst that can happen?
<a href='http://img162.echo.cx/my.php?image=buzzgordan0hw.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img162.echo.cx/img162/13/buzzgordan0hw.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Sadly, Gordon and Buzz seem to be hitting it off quite well after their earlier disagreements.... which is a shame because I was hoping for another fight.
<a href='http://img162.echo.cx/my.php?image=boobies9wg.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img162.echo.cx/img162/6856/boobies9wg.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Arr! Boobies ahoy!
<a href='http://img269.echo.cx/my.php?image=bunnymime6qg.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img269.echo.cx/img269/8787/bunnymime6qg.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Still, Bunny and Mimi seem to be hitting it off......
<a href='http://img269.echo.cx/my.php?image=quitewell0lm.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img269.echo.cx/img269/1088/quitewell0lm.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
VERY well.....
<a href='http://img114.echo.cx/my.php?image=ghost8oz.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img114.echo.cx/img114/5507/ghost8oz.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
That can't be a good thing...
<a href='http://img114.echo.cx/my.php?image=omghost5sh.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img114.echo.cx/img114/802/omghost5sh.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
OMGWTHBBQGHOST! That'll teach you to eat a toaster pastry while I BURN TO DEATH! RAAAARGH!
<a href='http://img114.echo.cx/my.php?image=omghost26wu.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img114.echo.cx/img114/9421/omghost26wu.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
BWAAA! BWAAA! I'LL HAUNT YOU GOOD!
(I could post more "haunting" pictures but they're all pretty much the same. Suffice to say Ninja wanders around the house a bit (I think she was looking for beardbeard who was in bed asleep), haunts Mimi a few times (who pees herself) and then hops back into her grave and disapears.
<a href='http://img25.echo.cx/my.php?image=mean6mh.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img25.echo.cx/img25/8286/mean6mh.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Mommy! She's being mean to meeeeee!
<a href='http://img25.echo.cx/my.php?image=eviction19gi.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img25.echo.cx/img25/5575/eviction19gi.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Well they've been in the house a while, I think it's about time we had our first reality-TV style eviction, although obviously when I say "evicted" I mean "brutally murdered".
The voting system works identically to the system used in Big Brother; everyone has two votes, whoever gets the most votes is "evicted". I worked out who they'd vote for based on who liked who the least.
<a href='http://img85.echo.cx/my.php?image=wthisthat6fx.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img85.echo.cx/img85/7842/wthisthat6fx.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Hey, what's that?
<a href='http://img85.echo.cx/my.php?image=wthisthat22cr.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img85.echo.cx/img85/9590/wthisthat22cr.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
No seriously, WTH IS THAT?
<a href='http://img218.echo.cx/my.php?image=boom1ei.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img218.echo.cx/img218/4415/boom1ei.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
<b>SATELITED!</b>
<a href='http://img218.echo.cx/my.php?image=anotheronebitesthedust6so.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img218.echo.cx/img218/9334/anotheronebitesthedust6so.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Doo doo doo, another one bites the dust.
For those of you who missed that, Ayumi was tragically killed when a weather satellite was "accidentally" knocked out of orbit and landed on her head. She was never really unpopular, she just wasn't popular enough to avoid "eviction".
If anyone cares, the final votes were as follows:
Ayumi: 3
BeardBeard: 1
Bunny: 2
Buzz: 2
Gordon: 2
Grim: 1
Mimi: 1
In the event of a tie break, I would have flipped a coin on it <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<a href='http://img264.echo.cx/my.php?image=rip9jv.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img264.echo.cx/img264/8273/rip9jv.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
2 down, 5 to go.
<a href='http://img264.echo.cx/my.php?image=haunt2np.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img264.echo.cx/img264/9318/haunt2np.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Later that night, Beardbeard recieves a visit from an old "friend". Even from beyond the grave the classic battle of Ninja versus Pirate continues.
<a href='http://img264.echo.cx/my.php?image=ninjavsbunny9la.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img264.echo.cx/img264/2745/ninjavsbunny9la.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
And.... um... Ninja versus Bunny... I guess.
<a href='http://img264.echo.cx/my.php?image=ghayumi2lj.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img264.echo.cx/img264/767/ghayumi2lj.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Ghayumi also pays a visit (aka the ghost of Ayumi)... although she seems far less vengeful than Ghinja. Perhaps because she was a nicer person in life? Who knows. She just sort of floats around for a bit and then floats back into her grave.
Well that's it for this episode. Episode 3 will be posted in this thread in order to save space. To make things more interesting, i'm going to see if the housemates can survive a full week (or at least 5 days) locked in the kitchen. They'll have all the food they need to survive of course.... but no beds or toilet facilities. I love this game.
*edit* fixed two thubnails... apparently double-you tee eff even in the title of a linked image will be changed to WTH, thus resulting in borked links.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the story so far, check out <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=90642&hl=i%27m+a+sim' target='_blank'>part one</a>. Scroll down to Jimmeh's thumbnails, as the ones I posted are borked for some reason.
For those of you who didn't click the link above... this is basically the effect of too much free time on the human body. I decided to host a reality TV style program with captive sims as my contestants. Oh, and someone gets killed every week, did I mention that part?
I've decided that there has been far too little killing going on. As we all know, sims are evil and must be tortured in the most despicable ways possible. With that in mind, there will be not one but TWO deaths in this episode! Who says you don't get value for money eh?
I'm still open to new suggestions as to how to tortue my little simmy friends, although I think I have enough reasonably creative deaths lined up to last until the end of the season. If I run out of ideas I might just throw in another "quick-fire" round.
So without further ado, I shall start the proceedings with some un-used screenies left over from last time; these are all taken shortly after the death of Ninja.
(click the thumbnails to enlarge)
<a href='http://img244.echo.cx/my.php?image=jerk4po.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img244.echo.cx/img244/4569/jerk4po.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Buzz decides to be a total jerk by reminding Beardbeard how Ninja "Totally whupped him that one time". Yes, that is actually what that icon in the speech bubble means. Beardbeard is not amused.
<a href='http://img162.echo.cx/my.php?image=mourn8ep.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img162.echo.cx/img162/8785/mourn8ep.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Gordon is the only one really sad about Ninja's demise. In fairness though, he was partially responsible for her death by taking the time to finish his breakfast before whipping out the fire extinguisher. Everyone else just shrugs when they look at the grave. Beardbeard chuckles to himself.
<a href='http://img162.echo.cx/my.php?image=gross4ol.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img162.echo.cx/img162/8486/gross4ol.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Yes, that is a green cloud coming off of that spaghetti. Yes, he's going to eat it anyway. Well what's the worst that can happen?
<a href='http://img162.echo.cx/my.php?image=buzzgordan0hw.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img162.echo.cx/img162/13/buzzgordan0hw.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Sadly, Gordon and Buzz seem to be hitting it off quite well after their earlier disagreements.... which is a shame because I was hoping for another fight.
<a href='http://img162.echo.cx/my.php?image=boobies9wg.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img162.echo.cx/img162/6856/boobies9wg.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Arr! Boobies ahoy!
<a href='http://img269.echo.cx/my.php?image=bunnymime6qg.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img269.echo.cx/img269/8787/bunnymime6qg.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Still, Bunny and Mimi seem to be hitting it off......
<a href='http://img269.echo.cx/my.php?image=quitewell0lm.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img269.echo.cx/img269/1088/quitewell0lm.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
VERY well.....
<a href='http://img114.echo.cx/my.php?image=ghost8oz.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img114.echo.cx/img114/5507/ghost8oz.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
That can't be a good thing...
<a href='http://img114.echo.cx/my.php?image=omghost5sh.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img114.echo.cx/img114/802/omghost5sh.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
OMGWTHBBQGHOST! That'll teach you to eat a toaster pastry while I BURN TO DEATH! RAAAARGH!
<a href='http://img114.echo.cx/my.php?image=omghost26wu.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img114.echo.cx/img114/9421/omghost26wu.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
BWAAA! BWAAA! I'LL HAUNT YOU GOOD!
(I could post more "haunting" pictures but they're all pretty much the same. Suffice to say Ninja wanders around the house a bit (I think she was looking for beardbeard who was in bed asleep), haunts Mimi a few times (who pees herself) and then hops back into her grave and disapears.
<a href='http://img25.echo.cx/my.php?image=mean6mh.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img25.echo.cx/img25/8286/mean6mh.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Mommy! She's being mean to meeeeee!
<a href='http://img25.echo.cx/my.php?image=eviction19gi.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img25.echo.cx/img25/5575/eviction19gi.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Well they've been in the house a while, I think it's about time we had our first reality-TV style eviction, although obviously when I say "evicted" I mean "brutally murdered".
The voting system works identically to the system used in Big Brother; everyone has two votes, whoever gets the most votes is "evicted". I worked out who they'd vote for based on who liked who the least.
<a href='http://img85.echo.cx/my.php?image=wthisthat6fx.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img85.echo.cx/img85/7842/wthisthat6fx.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Hey, what's that?
<a href='http://img85.echo.cx/my.php?image=wthisthat22cr.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img85.echo.cx/img85/9590/wthisthat22cr.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
No seriously, WTH IS THAT?
<a href='http://img218.echo.cx/my.php?image=boom1ei.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img218.echo.cx/img218/4415/boom1ei.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
<b>SATELITED!</b>
<a href='http://img218.echo.cx/my.php?image=anotheronebitesthedust6so.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img218.echo.cx/img218/9334/anotheronebitesthedust6so.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Doo doo doo, another one bites the dust.
For those of you who missed that, Ayumi was tragically killed when a weather satellite was "accidentally" knocked out of orbit and landed on her head. She was never really unpopular, she just wasn't popular enough to avoid "eviction".
If anyone cares, the final votes were as follows:
Ayumi: 3
BeardBeard: 1
Bunny: 2
Buzz: 2
Gordon: 2
Grim: 1
Mimi: 1
In the event of a tie break, I would have flipped a coin on it <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<a href='http://img264.echo.cx/my.php?image=rip9jv.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img264.echo.cx/img264/8273/rip9jv.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
2 down, 5 to go.
<a href='http://img264.echo.cx/my.php?image=haunt2np.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img264.echo.cx/img264/9318/haunt2np.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Later that night, Beardbeard recieves a visit from an old "friend". Even from beyond the grave the classic battle of Ninja versus Pirate continues.
<a href='http://img264.echo.cx/my.php?image=ninjavsbunny9la.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img264.echo.cx/img264/2745/ninjavsbunny9la.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
And.... um... Ninja versus Bunny... I guess.
<a href='http://img264.echo.cx/my.php?image=ghayumi2lj.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img264.echo.cx/img264/767/ghayumi2lj.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Ghayumi also pays a visit (aka the ghost of Ayumi)... although she seems far less vengeful than Ghinja. Perhaps because she was a nicer person in life? Who knows. She just sort of floats around for a bit and then floats back into her grave.
Well that's it for this episode. Episode 3 will be posted in this thread in order to save space. To make things more interesting, i'm going to see if the housemates can survive a full week (or at least 5 days) locked in the kitchen. They'll have all the food they need to survive of course.... but no beds or toilet facilities. I love this game.
*edit* fixed two thubnails... apparently double-you tee eff even in the title of a linked image will be changed to WTH, thus resulting in borked links.
Comments
Pfft, torturing sims is timeless. I kind of forgot about this thing with exams looming in the distance. But now I am free to waste my time with this sort of thing again!
I'll try not to forget about this thing next time. If I get bored i'll just kill them all off in a firey apocalyptic inferno. For your viewing pleasure. More pic-a-tures!
<a href='http://img114.echo.cx/my.php?image=ghost8oz.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img114.echo.cx/img114/5507/ghost8oz.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
That can't be a good thing...
<a href='http://img114.echo.cx/my.php?image=omghost5sh.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img114.echo.cx/img114/802/omghost5sh.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
OMGWTHBBQGHOST! That'll teach you to eat a toaster pastry while I BURN TO DEATH! RAAAARGH!
<a href='http://img114.echo.cx/my.php?image=omghost26wu.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img114.echo.cx/img114/9421/omghost26wu.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
BWAAA! BWAAA! I'LL HAUNT YOU GOOD!
(I could post more "haunting" pictures but they're all pretty much the same. Suffice to say Ninja wanders around the house a bit (I think she was looking for beardbeard who was in bed asleep), haunts Mimi a few times (who pees herself) and then hops back into her grave and disapears.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
<a href='http://img25.echo.cx/my.php?image=mean6mh.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img25.echo.cx/img25/8286/mean6mh.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Mommy! She's being mean to meeeeee!
<a href='http://img25.echo.cx/my.php?image=eviction19gi.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img25.echo.cx/img25/5575/eviction19gi.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Well they've been in the house a while, I think it's about time we had our first reality-TV style eviction, although obviously when I say "evicted" I mean "brutally murdered".
The voting system works identically to the system used in Big Brother; everyone has two votes, whoever gets the most votes is "evicted". I worked out who they'd vote for based on who liked who the least.
<a href='http://img218.echo.cx/my.php?image=WTHisthat7hx.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img218.echo.cx/img218/8320/WTHisthat7hx.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Hey, what's that?
<a href='http://img218.echo.cx/my.php?image=WTHisthat21wu.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img218.echo.cx/img218/6880/WTHisthat21wu.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
No seriously, WTH IS THAT?
<a href='http://img218.echo.cx/my.php?image=boom1ei.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img218.echo.cx/img218/4415/boom1ei.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
<b>SATELITED!</b>
<a href='http://img218.echo.cx/my.php?image=anotheronebitesthedust6so.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img218.echo.cx/img218/9334/anotheronebitesthedust6so.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Doo doo doo, another one bites the dust.
For those of you who missed that, Ayumi was tragically killed when a weather satellite was "accidentally" knocked out of orbit and landed on her head. She was never really unpopular, she just wasn't popular enough to avoid "eviction".
If anyone cares, the final votes were as follows:
Ayumi: 3
BeardBeard: 1
Bunny: 2
Buzz: 2
Gordon: 2
Grim: 1
Mimi: 1
In the event of a tie break, I would have flipped a coin on it <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<a href='http://img264.echo.cx/my.php?image=rip9jv.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img264.echo.cx/img264/8273/rip9jv.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
2 down, 5 to go.
<a href='http://img264.echo.cx/my.php?image=haunt2np.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img264.echo.cx/img264/9318/haunt2np.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Later that night, Beardbeard recieves a visit from an old "friend". Even from beyond the grave the classic battle of Ninja versus Pirate continues.
<a href='http://img264.echo.cx/my.php?image=ninjavsbunny9la.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img264.echo.cx/img264/2745/ninjavsbunny9la.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
And.... um... Ninja versus Bunny... I guess.
<a href='http://img264.echo.cx/my.php?image=ghayumi2lj.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://img264.echo.cx/img264/767/ghayumi2lj.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>
Ghayumi also pays a visit (aka the ghost of Ayumi)... although she seems far less vengeful than Ghinja. Perhaps because she was a nicer person in life? Who knows. She just sort of floats around for a bit and then floats back into her grave.
Well that's it for this episode. Episode 3 will be posted in this thread in order to save space. To make things more interesting, i'm going to see if the housemates can survive a full week (or at least 5 days) locked in the kitchen. They'll have all the food they need to survive of course.... but no beds or toilet facilities. I love this game.
"What's that in the sky?" *noone reacts*
"It's coming towards us!" *noone reacts*
"OMG ITS A FALLING SATELLITE" *noone reacts*
Boom.
*noone reacts*
Me.
In this case I cheated, but supposedly it can just randomly happen while they're watching the clouds. Seeing as most people wouldn't have their sims waste time doing something so pointless, it's quite unlikely that it would happen in the course of normal gameplay.