Stapler Request

Chubi_Chan

<div class="IPBDescription">handgun,LMG,and knife.</div> Here's an idea I had while I was bored earlier today...I started thinking of uses for a stapler in games,weapons and etc.This is when I got the idea for a stapler model that functions as a handgun,LMG,and knife.

Handgun version:Stapler is folder down in the way it's susposed to staple papers with,the hand model holds it with the thumb just over the top of the stapler,and the bottem is resting on your index finger (anyone with a staper can try this) to fire,you squeeze your thumb down and magically a handgun bullet fires <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> reloading can be done by dropping it and bringing another up.(Stapler are cheap!)

LMG version:The stapler is in fully extended,so as to staple something to a wall,and the hand model holds the bottom of it by wrapping all fingers around it,and the top is held like this as well,fireing can be done by squeezeing the metal at the top down,and fireing a staple (This can be done in real life as well,and with a lot of pratice,rather fast.)Reloading can either be a drop,or opening the top and inserting a bunch of staplers into the slot for staples (you need to be pretty fast to do with LMG reloading speed...)

Knife version:Held the same way as the LMG model,except with the non-fireing bottem of it where the top would be held as in the LMG model's case.Basically the guy swings the stapler bottem at the enemy and hit's em with the side.

I know...I suck at descriptions...

Anbu

lol, i like this =D

Make sure its a red stapler, like the one from office space =]

Chubi_Chan

if we do that,then we need a need order command of "I beleive you have my stapler"

sheena_yanai

omg..lol this made me think about this
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Chubi_Chan

I have a feeling we're gonna start a whole new pack...the office work pack XD

hmmmm...
the mine can be a paper weight,
the grenade can be a pen or a coffee mug
the models could be TSA frontiersmen in office appearel.
and the GL could be...uhhhhh....errrrrr...I dunno...any ideas?!
and the shotgun could be...uhhhh...a file cabinent shrunk down to fit someone's hands,and to reload you open a drawer and put in small highlighters...EXPLODEING HIGHLIGHTERS!
the welder is cell phone held simlar to the stapler,the new weld noise is a ringtone.

the CC could be a cubicle,RTs could be giant coffee machines,an armory could be a copier,the IP could be a welcome mat,the arms lab is a water cooler,the turrets are file cabinents with a spinning open drawer,a seige cannon is the front desk of a office,Turret factory is a guy at a small desk,and to show it's working he sits there and writes stuff of a peice of paper,puts it in an out box,and takes another paper from the in box (the boxes are endless),the obs. could be a guy standing up looking around for the boss,and the beacon noise is him yelling THE BOSS IS COMEING!GET TO WORK,QUICK!,Proto lab can be a large lamp (I'm running out of ideas <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> )

feel free to add your ideas to the office work pack XD

Ratonetwothreetwoone

yeeaah itd have to be a red swingline.. lmg could be one of those hefty electric staplers.. or maybe the hmg could.... or both....

could always take a page from monty python and make sieges the file cabinets... knives could be fan blades tied to handles of sorts...

reload could just be more staples put into the stapler.. i mean.. thats how you reload real staplers and all O_o...

shotty i dont know about though.. mabye multiple staplers... or something..

Lt_Gravity

Chubi Chan: you are a tax collector for shure!

maybe you are bored with your office toys in reallife so you want to kick some **** with it ingame. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Chubi_Chan

nah,I got bored and went digging through my office desk of doom!I found a bunch of office supplies...well,you can guess what happened...all I can say is that half of my neighborhood will remember the stapler ninja...

Quietstorm

For the GL you could have a package of Sharpies or something...and they throw it normally, right. For the reload, its a new package of Sharpies (In that plastic container), because we all know how hard those hard plastic containers are to open. So it would take a bit to "reload" or open the package <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Chubi_Chan

I know,for a GL we have a projector,and we use big batteries for ammo,you shove em' down the lens. (Inside joke...I found a projector that uses batteries bigger then a freaking mouse...)

Crotalus

All those ideas are great, except for the one
with the RT being a giant Coffee Machine. Maybe
something else, cause it would be funny if the Base
looked like an office. A giant coffee machine in my
opinion would make the base seem strange...