Argh Stupid Bloody Fog Horns!

V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">What's the point in them these days?</div> I live in Portsmouth and it's really foggy and there's a ton of ships out off the coast all blasting their stupid flipping fog horns and keeping me awake <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

What's the point in them things anyway isn't sound distorted by fog so you can't tell what direction it came from? Plus don't all big ships have radar on them these days that isn't affected by fog?
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    The sole purpose is to keep people awake.
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    Because it's COOL!
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    It isn't for the big ships with other methods of detecting other ship, it's for the ones that don't have those tools.

    And just because it's foggy doesn't mean enough water is in the air to accelerate the speed of sound all that much so you can still discern direction.
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    I'd rather be awake than have a fifteen trillion ton ship plow through my front door.
  • DuoGodOfDeathDuoGodOfDeath Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1044Members
    I'm pretty sure its to let know to other ships that "I'm in the water and I'm near" basically. And probably for those pyscho fishermen out there fishing know something big is coming.
  • refusedrefused Join Date: 2005-03-31 Member: 47032Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+Apr 2 2005, 01:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ Apr 2 2005, 01:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The sole purpose is to keep people awake. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The sole purpose is to keep people alive. You fail at funnies.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    The sole purpose of a foghorn is to be AWESOME. If you had ever heard an old steamer blow a typhoon horn (those things are massive in and of themselves, and the sound is like an earthquake), you would never question the purpose of foghorns.
    But the high-pitched ones suck.
  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    After lolfighters post I just had this image of a bunch of captains all sitting about in a pub chatting...

    <b>captain bob:</b> "you should see the size of my fog horn, it's huuuuge!"
    <b>captain mike:</b> "I've only got a small high pitched one, but it's enough to keep the ladies up all night"

    ~rolls eyes~ <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-refused+Apr 2 2005, 08:52 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (refused @ Apr 2 2005, 08:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+Apr 2 2005, 01:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ Apr 2 2005, 01:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The sole purpose is to keep people awake. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The sole purpose is to keep people alive. You fail at funnies. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I thought it was fairly amusing actually.
  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-refused+Apr 2 2005, 09:52 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (refused @ Apr 2 2005, 09:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+Apr 2 2005, 01:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ Apr 2 2005, 01:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The sole purpose is to keep people awake. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The sole purpose is to keep people alive. You fail at funnies. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Point is they were needed once upon a time but not anymore, modern technology and common sense keeps people alive these days.

    And to the bloke that said you can still tell the direction from which a fog horn comes from in thick fog, sorry but that's rubbish go ask anyone that has sailed in thick fog. All they accomplish is letting you know that something is out in the fog and maybe how close it might be by how loud it is.
  • refusedrefused Join Date: 2005-03-31 Member: 47032Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin-V MAN+Apr 2 2005, 08:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (V MAN @ Apr 2 2005, 08:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-refused+Apr 2 2005, 09:52 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (refused @ Apr 2 2005, 09:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+Apr 2 2005, 01:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ Apr 2 2005, 01:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The sole purpose is to keep people awake. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The sole purpose is to keep people alive. You fail at funnies. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Point is they were needed once upon a time but not anymore, modern technology and common sense keeps people alive these days. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well obviously these ships aren't 'upgraded'. Why else would they sound the horns. Its purpose is still keep people alive.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Geminosity+Apr 2 2005, 12:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Geminosity @ Apr 2 2005, 12:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->After lolfighters post I just had this image of a bunch of captains all sitting about in a pub chatting...

    <b>captain bob:</b> "you should see the size of my fog horn, it's huuuuge!"
    <b>captain mike:</b> "I've only got a small high pitched one, but it's enough to keep the ladies up all night"

    ~rolls eyes~ <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh this is just typical. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    But yeah, despite my best attempts to resist, my father has managed to rub off some of his love for steam engines on me. And that includes steam-driven horns of all kinds. There's a certain "fill" in the sound that you just can't get with pressurized air.
  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-refused+Apr 2 2005, 02:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (refused @ Apr 2 2005, 02:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-V MAN+Apr 2 2005, 08:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (V MAN @ Apr 2 2005, 08:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-refused+Apr 2 2005, 09:52 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (refused @ Apr 2 2005, 09:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+Apr 2 2005, 01:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ Apr 2 2005, 01:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The sole purpose is to keep people awake. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The sole purpose is to keep people alive. You fail at funnies. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Point is they were needed once upon a time but not anymore, modern technology and common sense keeps people alive these days. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well obviously these ships aren't 'upgraded'. Why else would they sound the horns. Its purpose is still keep people alive. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ROFL all large ships carry radar I think they just sound their fog horns because it's required by law even though it's pointless and not needed.
  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    The best part is, that I don't even have to do anything to make that post about you loving the 'fill' of steam-driven horns sound dirty lolfighter :3
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    what about small ships in the same area, Vman?
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    They perish in waves for being so foolish as to challenge the titans of the sea, or they struggle vainly to get out of the way of the fifteen quadrillion billion ton ship heading their way, prolonging their inevitable death by meer seconds. That'll learn 'em.
  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    The Caper I was fishin off last summer didnt have radar. Didnt have a lot of things, but it definitly didnt have radar.
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    I seriously thought the topic was: Argh Stupid Bloody Frog Horns!

    Like there was some kind of invasion or ingrediant heh.
  • BaconTheoryBaconTheory Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
    edited April 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-DuoGodOfDeath+Apr 2 2005, 01:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DuoGodOfDeath @ Apr 2 2005, 01:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm pretty sure its to let know to other ships that "I'm in the water and I'm near" basically/ <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's why we have radar and GPS. With technology, there should not be a need for foghorns. Unless for the sole purpose of blowing them and annoying people. They might just do it because they can. For example, when I was down in the Carribbean last week, I bought a pirate skull from St. Maarten. Why? Because I can.
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-V MAN+Apr 2 2005, 07:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (V MAN @ Apr 2 2005, 07:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ... common sense keeps people alive these days. ... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Not so fast... :P

    After all, there are hundreds of people hit by trains every year, which is rather silly since its not like it can move left or right to hit you...
  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BaconTheory+Apr 2 2005, 06:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BaconTheory @ Apr 2 2005, 06:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DuoGodOfDeath+Apr 2 2005, 01:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DuoGodOfDeath @ Apr 2 2005, 01:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm pretty sure its to let know to other ships that "I'm in the water and I'm near" basically/ <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's why we have radar and GPS. With technology, there should not be a need for foghorns. Unless for the sole purpose of blowing them and annoying people. They might just do it because they can. For example, when I was down in the Carribbean last week, I bought a pirate skull from St. Maarten. Why? Because I can. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You know, that fancy gear costs money.
  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    If you were the captain of a quadrillion ton ship, would you rather use a foghorn 50 times a night/day or ram 1 little fisherboat and kill some 1-5 people?
  • ZeroByteZeroByte Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3057Members
    I would blow my horn 100 times a day <b>and</b> ram the little fishing boat. Like sticky said, I have a fifteen quadrillion billion ton ship.

    Yay for sleep deprivation induced violent fantasies that I will attribute to playing too many video games!
  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-BadKarma+Apr 3 2005, 01:13 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BadKarma @ Apr 3 2005, 01:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-BaconTheory+Apr 2 2005, 06:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BaconTheory @ Apr 2 2005, 06:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DuoGodOfDeath+Apr 2 2005, 01:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DuoGodOfDeath @ Apr 2 2005, 01:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm pretty sure its to let know to other ships that "I'm in the water and I'm near" basically/ <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's why we have radar and GPS. With technology, there should not be a need for foghorns. Unless for the sole purpose of blowing them and annoying people. They might just do it because they can. For example, when I was down in the Carribbean last week, I bought a pirate skull from St. Maarten. Why? Because I can. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You know, that fancy gear costs money. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yer and it's kinda mandatory to have it as far as I know.
  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    Well you don't know all that far then.

    And yes, the horns arnt for the supertankers, there for the amateur and commercial fisherman.
  • SurgeSurge asda4a3sklflkgh Join Date: 2002-07-14 Member: 944Members
    So people don't get in a flaming boat wreck and die in burning oil or drown.
  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    Some people say I go on like a fog horn. They're wrong, of course.
  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    edited April 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-BadKarma+Apr 3 2005, 03:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BadKarma @ Apr 3 2005, 03:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well you don't know all that far then.

    And yes, the horns arnt for the supertankers, there for the amateur and commercial fisherman. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Obviously a rowing boat isn't gonna have radar facilites on it ffs but large comercial ships and even fishing trawlers will be equiped with it by law. My earlier point still stands though about you not being able to accuratly tell what direction a fog horn is coming from in dense fog because sound is distorted.
  • BulletHeadBulletHead Join Date: 2004-07-22 Member: 30049Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Haze+Apr 2 2005, 01:38 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Haze @ Apr 2 2005, 01:38 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'd rather be awake than have a fifteen trillion ton ship plow through my front door. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    mah new siggy!
  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    Well then by christ, i geuss the fog horn has been invented and used for a century out of a deep seated urge to **** about.
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