To Those Who Raped Me...
Dessidious_Confuzor
Join Date: 2004-11-05 Member: 32637Members
Join Date: 2004-11-05 Member: 32637Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">This name has no value. Yet.</div> There has been, as of late, some confusion as to who I am, or what I represent. Perhaps the addition of "Dessidious" has been the source of this discombobulated the source of my lineage. An unfortunate inconvenience as my predecessor suffered an untimely death because of an intended temporary self-exile which malfunctioned into permanency. Clawing my way out of predecessor's abdomen from the abyss, I sought to rejoin this society and continue to mimic the personality traits of my predecessor in this new form. I was under the natural assumption that in spite of the time in exile, I could easily reintegrate into this society, but as I sought to make salutations to you, of whom I formerly considered aquaintances, I was met with blank stares and flipped birds.
Why, surely they recall my eccentric predecessor, do they not? I am <b>IT'S</b> descendent? The one who mystifies of course! Does my new form seem so foreign to them that they cannot identify me? As time flowed on, the cold reception I received led to the horrible and only conclusion that I sought to deny.
You people consider me... <i>sane</i>.
The moment that this realization struck me was an awful one to behold... how could they do this to me? Was this an April Fool's joke based on the Chinese or Islamic calendar? I abided my time, and still you considered me... a sane man.
...
I pondered for an idea to help you people help to remember me, but a skull cavity filled with black matter rather than grey has its disadvantages...
Finally, I realized I could simply trace my herritage to my predecessor's works. For sure, that would recall my predecessor's magnum opus, <i>Operation: Dilemma Rebuke</i>. I naively believed that this back then (approximately 2 hours ago), that life problems are fixed by easy solutions.
<a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=77375' target='_blank'>I was wrong.</a>
I could not believe it... some saboteur, no doubt hired by one of the moderators or administrators (for in their sublime status, they consider this work beneath them) was sent to destroy my predecessor's work. It was that piece alone that could have proved the insanity tainted ichor that flowed in my veins.
But there it was... all demolished, save one, and one incomplete line.
Left in this state, xenophobes of this society point and jeer at me as as some novice, as some runt...
"l0l, memb4r #32637 - troll somewhere else, n00b"
I had status once, I cannot prove it now, BUT I HAD STATUS, damn you! More than anything YOU could ever hope to achieve, pond scum! But by fate, I have lost it all, and for what reason? A disputation that angered me to enter engage a temporary exile, only to return to find upon my return my my identity ravaged, defaced, and forgotten like some cheap harlot. I know now the suffering of Odysseus as he discovered his household ransacked by impudent suitors... holding his beloved wife and son at their mercy - oh what grief must have befallen him.
But like Odysseus, I will not allow the indignities to be heaped upon me for free. For every cause, there is an effect. Be prepared to reap the whirlwind for which you have sown. You cannot deter me by pointing me back to my Xian faith and demand that I forgive - It is to the human form by which I am bonded with who is required to forgive. But the words you read are not from that human who calls himself 'Sam', these words are mine, Dessidious Confuzor, dweller of the hostile realm of this Internet world, where forgiveness has no meaning. Mark my words, I will avenge the wrongs committed against me and destroy those criminals who wronged me. Though no connotation of insanity may currently be in my possession, I can and will regain what I lost, and more.
You thought that I would return a broken, bitter man, stripped of his identity?
You thought wrong.
You will pay.
Why, surely they recall my eccentric predecessor, do they not? I am <b>IT'S</b> descendent? The one who mystifies of course! Does my new form seem so foreign to them that they cannot identify me? As time flowed on, the cold reception I received led to the horrible and only conclusion that I sought to deny.
You people consider me... <i>sane</i>.
The moment that this realization struck me was an awful one to behold... how could they do this to me? Was this an April Fool's joke based on the Chinese or Islamic calendar? I abided my time, and still you considered me... a sane man.
...
I pondered for an idea to help you people help to remember me, but a skull cavity filled with black matter rather than grey has its disadvantages...
Finally, I realized I could simply trace my herritage to my predecessor's works. For sure, that would recall my predecessor's magnum opus, <i>Operation: Dilemma Rebuke</i>. I naively believed that this back then (approximately 2 hours ago), that life problems are fixed by easy solutions.
<a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=77375' target='_blank'>I was wrong.</a>
I could not believe it... some saboteur, no doubt hired by one of the moderators or administrators (for in their sublime status, they consider this work beneath them) was sent to destroy my predecessor's work. It was that piece alone that could have proved the insanity tainted ichor that flowed in my veins.
But there it was... all demolished, save one, and one incomplete line.
Left in this state, xenophobes of this society point and jeer at me as as some novice, as some runt...
"l0l, memb4r #32637 - troll somewhere else, n00b"
I had status once, I cannot prove it now, BUT I HAD STATUS, damn you! More than anything YOU could ever hope to achieve, pond scum! But by fate, I have lost it all, and for what reason? A disputation that angered me to enter engage a temporary exile, only to return to find upon my return my my identity ravaged, defaced, and forgotten like some cheap harlot. I know now the suffering of Odysseus as he discovered his household ransacked by impudent suitors... holding his beloved wife and son at their mercy - oh what grief must have befallen him.
But like Odysseus, I will not allow the indignities to be heaped upon me for free. For every cause, there is an effect. Be prepared to reap the whirlwind for which you have sown. You cannot deter me by pointing me back to my Xian faith and demand that I forgive - It is to the human form by which I am bonded with who is required to forgive. But the words you read are not from that human who calls himself 'Sam', these words are mine, Dessidious Confuzor, dweller of the hostile realm of this Internet world, where forgiveness has no meaning. Mark my words, I will avenge the wrongs committed against me and destroy those criminals who wronged me. Though no connotation of insanity may currently be in my possession, I can and will regain what I lost, and more.
You thought that I would return a broken, bitter man, stripped of his identity?
You thought wrong.
You will pay.
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Angry monkey head.
We needs it!
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That is SO a cannonball behind the monkey's head.
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@This impostor guy.
You are so NOT Confuzor. You don't even BEGIN to match his genius. I don't BELIEVE you are him. You can't FOOL me. I like CAPITALIZING words in my sentences.
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Don't YOU?
I think YOU need more caps lock. I'll just stick to capitalizing ONE word in each sentence. Thank you VERY much.
<i>How to stroke your e-peen</i>
<b>Volume 1</b>
It took me 45 odd seconds before I realized you used my OWN tactic against me.
You have SHAMED me.
I HATE you man.
"Wibble."
Yeah I know, it's scary. Maybe it's just me, but the last time he pulled a stunt like this, we all had a laugh or two, called him crazy and went on with our business. Maybe the forum demographics have changed? Or the atmosphere of the place itself?
Well I'm not horribly worried about your post, as you made a good point and I also happen to be a Blackadder fan. It just came at a time when Confuzor was getting boiling oil dumped on him by several other defenders of the castle.
<i>How to stroke your e-peen</i>
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I thought you already wrote volumes 1-3?
You are incorrect, sir.
I can assure you the mods/admins did not intend to remove the contents of that post. Some of our own staff's posts have been truncated as well.
However this is nothing by an ego stroke, a rather lengthy ego stroke hidden in the verbiage ramblings of a rather unremarkable character.
Now that all evidence of his former...greatness has been removed he must be captured, taken to the Miniluv, broken down and made one of us, then executed.
Actually I eagerly await more of your insane ramblings. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->