The Dog Ate My Homework

DrSuredeathDrSuredeath Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8217Members
edited February 2005 in Off-Topic
Well, I can't believe it, but after 4 years in college, I have to resort to this age old excuse.

"I left my homework in the book, and I forgot to bring it with me."

The instructor and everyone in the class started laughing.

>_<

I'm so freaking embarassed.

Looks like I'm gonna need a new excuse, a more convincing professional excuse.

Probably should have been honest and said I thought it was dued next week.
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  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    'Domestic problems' is all you need.
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    edited February 2005
    In one of my classes someone got sprayed by a skunk (lots of forests and out doorsy type of people in that area and during hunting season)

    the professor said gave him the benifit of the doubt for being origional at least. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Mad_ManMad_Man Join Date: 2003-06-13 Member: 17359Members, Constellation
    say your robot ete it
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  • antifreezeantifreeze The guy with the goods&#33; Join Date: 2003-05-12 Member: 16232Members, Constellation
    edited February 2005
    say you got drunk and <-Insert Disgusting Word Here-> on it.
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  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    fish ate it?
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  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    Your car was stolen.
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  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    Your fish ate you home work then went on to steal your car?
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  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sub zer0+Feb 1 2005, 08:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sub zer0 @ Feb 1 2005, 08:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Your fish ate you home work then went on to steal your car? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    A winner is you!
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  • UnderDOGUnderDOG Join Date: 2003-04-05 Member: 15221Members
    You dreamt you did it, and forgot about the real thing.
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  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    I actually have had my cat **** on one of my homework assignments, sure I had thrown it on the floor...sure I had closed the door so the cat couldn't get out.
    Didn’t matter it was in high-school I just passed it up with the others, yellow stain and all...I never got it back.


    You could always say you’re prone to violent ectorectalesopicalrapidexplodeingparkinsonsbleeding spasms...some got on your work...not your fault.

    Speaking of work…I could use some. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    edited February 2005
    Say you had it in your bag and were doing it in the park but you went to the toilet and when you came back a hobo had stolen it.

    [Robot hobo]

    Edit: Or you could say you were doing drugs and ran out of paper.
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    I actually have used the excuse my dog ate my homework ... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • funbagsfunbags Join Date: 2003-06-08 Member: 17099Members
    Say it's kind of private, but you have trouble "On the homefront" and give him a :\ face.
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    Say it's in your ponce and ask him to get it out.
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  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    "I forgot about it"
    "I didn't have time"
    "Talk to the hand"
    "See my gun?"
    "OMgs lokk ther!1 *run*"
    "Pull the fire alarm"
    "It was to simple for my highly effecient super brain"
    "It crashed"
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  • LaetLaet Join Date: 2005-02-01 Member: 39385Members
    Tell him your mom ate it, and if he looks at you funny or otherwise doesnt accept the excuse, get mad and ask him what he's implying
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  • TwelveTwelve Join Date: 2005-01-17 Member: 36044Members
    Give someone 20 bucks to call in a bomb scare.
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  • AfrAfr Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16240Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    Just mumble something about hovering scorpions and nanites.
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  • SLizerSLizer Join Date: 2003-11-07 Member: 22363Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Afr+Feb 2 2005, 03:59 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Afr @ Feb 2 2005, 03:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Just mumble something about hovering scorpions and nanites. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LMAO



    It is allways good excuse to say that you had it on a cd/diskette which got destroyed or that your home printer is broken.
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  • cheesemaster_squidcheesemaster_squid Join Date: 2005-02-02 Member: 39501Members
    haha your dog ate your homework?? thats sad man <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Steel_TrollSteel_Troll Join Date: 2004-02-12 Member: 26455Members
    Well my french teacher once couldnt give me back my homework because her dog ate the work, but she did give me an A. Lol
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    When asked for your homework (which you haven't done), just scream like a little girl and run out of the building.
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  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    Look there, it is a three headed monkey.
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    Dont forget to run after this. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    "My dog ate my homework and then died because of it. It left me very depressed so I couldn't finish the work that I could save."
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  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    Attack the teachers sexuality <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> works like a charm
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  • kidakida Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13778Members
    edited February 2005
    tell him that you volunteer at an old folk's home and that the day before they assigned you take a couple of the oldies to the zoo. say that when you were looking at the lovely animals, one of the monkeys grabbed your assignment out of your backback which was open. tell him that you asked the zoo keeper to return the homework from that monkey, but that sadly the monkey started tearing it apart as monkeys so often do. inorder to fakely sound authenticatable, say to the teacher, "okay, fine...don't believe me...but you can phone the zookeeper and ask for jeff, who is in charge with fappy."
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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    do your home work?
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    edited February 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Thansal+Feb 2 2005, 06:37 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Feb 2 2005, 06:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> do your home work? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You don't seem to understand his problem.

    ; )

    Edit: Crap, 5001 posts. I missed the 5000th. Oh well <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Mr_JeburtOMr_JeburtO Join Date: 2003-08-29 Member: 20340Members
    load a game on word so that you get all the letters and stuff, then copy and paste that onto a disk. when u get to school had the disk in saying your printer wasn't working. Now when your teacher opens the disk it looks like the disc has messed up.

    this works like a charm and i've used it many times <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Jimmeh+Feb 2 2005, 09:04 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jimmeh @ Feb 2 2005, 09:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Say it's in your ponce and ask him to get it out.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, THAT's gonna work REAL well:

    "My pimp stole my homework and won't give it back to my until I pay my bills! Can you make him give it back to me? I can't pay yet, one of his hot mamas stole all my cash. I think her name was Michellynda."
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