Microsoft Speech Lines.

Omega_Death

badger badger badger badger badger mushrooom mushrooom badger badger badger badger badger mushrooom mushrooom badger badger badger badger badger aaaaahhhhh snake a snake oooohhhhh it's a snake

Copy and paste that into the text line of your MS Speech utility that you can find in the control panel.

Anybody else got good ones?

TychoCelchuuu

Just about anything can be hilarious when you force a poor old computer to synthesize it. Try anything the G-Man says.

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I tried the lyrics from Run DMC - It's like That.

AND IT ARE FUNNY! IT-IS-LIKE-THAT-AND-THAT-IS-THE-WAY-IT-IS. H U U A R H.

DY357LX

Don't forget to up the playback speed for the "Badger[....]" line