Games Becoming Monotonous?
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Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31656Members
Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31656Members
<div class="IPBDescription">I've got the pill to cure it.</div> To begin, join a huge room full of inexperienced players (no scrims for this). I personnally recommend G4B2S, and to a lesser extent [I AM], but I sort of like those old NAR kids.
Now, change your name to the following:
can you hear this mic?
Every minute or so, hold down your transmit button and exhale loudly into your microphone/headset.
Hilarious comments ensue.
When you tire of this, it's time to annoy more actively, and no player plays a more active role than the commander. Now as comm it is your responsibility to persue only the truly l33test build order - 3 ips, obs, phase tech. You will now have a pg in the first 45 seconds and dominate the map.
What's this? A marine is stranded on the ledge Eternal Overlook on ns_lost? Quickly, drop him a phasegate so he can pg back to base and be safe!
Oh good, the marine is safe. And hey, you have a pg relatively close to Alpha hive. Why don't you try beaconing your 12 man team and shotgun rush? Don't forget to motivate your team after you beacon: "PHASE PHASE PHASE DONT GET AMMO JUST PHASE SHOOT THE HIVE!!!!"
Unfortunately, many marines may fall into the pit around that rt and not make it to the hive. Curses may be spouted, ejection votes will be cast, and you may even
FALL OUT OF YOUR CHAIR LAUGHING!
I couldn't have ended my sunday night in a better mood. One guy actually threatened to slit my throat if he ever found out who I was. Man I love this game.
Now, change your name to the following:
can you hear this mic?
Every minute or so, hold down your transmit button and exhale loudly into your microphone/headset.
Hilarious comments ensue.
When you tire of this, it's time to annoy more actively, and no player plays a more active role than the commander. Now as comm it is your responsibility to persue only the truly l33test build order - 3 ips, obs, phase tech. You will now have a pg in the first 45 seconds and dominate the map.
What's this? A marine is stranded on the ledge Eternal Overlook on ns_lost? Quickly, drop him a phasegate so he can pg back to base and be safe!
Oh good, the marine is safe. And hey, you have a pg relatively close to Alpha hive. Why don't you try beaconing your 12 man team and shotgun rush? Don't forget to motivate your team after you beacon: "PHASE PHASE PHASE DONT GET AMMO JUST PHASE SHOOT THE HIVE!!!!"
Unfortunately, many marines may fall into the pit around that rt and not make it to the hive. Curses may be spouted, ejection votes will be cast, and you may even
FALL OUT OF YOUR CHAIR LAUGHING!
I couldn't have ended my sunday night in a better mood. One guy actually threatened to slit my throat if he ever found out who I was. Man I love this game.
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jk, some of this stuff is pretty funny, but just be carefull cuz I know some nights when I'm playing I'm really not in the mood for this kind of bull crap
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