Feel Good Horror Movies

esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
Urgh.

I've just through watching Ghost Ship, it was playing on tv and feeling under the weather, i watched it since it meant no effort. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Anyway, i'm not gonna go into that movie, on the whole it was pretty crappy, but had some cool deaths. But what is it with these damned feel good horror movies that keep coming out?

We have Ghost Ship which ends all happy with all the souls escaping the boat, blah blah blah (yeah, i know the bit in the ambulance too, but shut up) and all the pretty music and stuff. Jesus. This is a <i>horror</i> movie! It's supposed to be scary, not leave you feeling warm and fuzzy at the end.

And House On Haunted Hill (Urgh, the floating binliner ending) and Thirteen Ghosts, both end with "oh whoopee we survived and won" kind of endings (HoHH not so much, but it's still there). I'm sick of it.

When do we get to see the main protagonists die at the end and we get an unhappy ending? Is that too much to ask? Is it such a far cry from the likes of Invasion of the Bodysnatchers where the world is f***ed dispite the protagonist's best efforts? No, we get treated to this damned heartwarming ending.

If i actually paid to see movies, i'd be more ****, but still, half the time i just want my damned time back.

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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    Meh, Ghost Ship was cool for the beginning scene with all the killing, then it sucked. I was nearly booted from the theater for laughing during that movie though.

    Horro movies that have anysort of goodness to them are rare.

    Only movie I can think of where the protagonist's all die is Night of the Living Dead, and that's 37 years old.
  • NakedDaveNakedDave Join Date: 2005-01-07 Member: 33294Members
    28 days later? that's all I could think of
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    Perhaps the original ending of Army of Darkness counts?

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Oh no! I slept too long!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • SloppyKissesSloppyKisses omgawd a furreh&#33; Virginia Join Date: 2003-07-05 Member: 17942Members, Constellation
    I've yet to encounter a scarry movie... all scary movies are pointless.. they all play the crappy horror music before something happens.. they are so predictable.
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Jan 17 2005, 02:07 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Jan 17 2005, 02:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Perhaps the original ending of Army of Darkness counts?

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Oh no! I slept too long!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    There was a different ending ... ? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • NecroticNecrotic Big Girl&#39;s Blouse Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 53Members, NS1 Playtester
    Most horror movies have "happy" endings in some respect, Dawn of The Dead (the original not the flashy remake) some of the guys escaped to we don't know where even though the world is still screwed, Brain Dead the two main characters survive and get together, 28 Days Later we discover that some European country is safe and searching for survivors, Re-Animator, Bad Taste, in fact 90% of them have the "we survived and we're happy about it but then the camera cuts to something reminding the audience that evil is still out there" ending.

    Not much we can do about it, may as well just enjoy the ride.
  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    The Thing, 1982, John Carpenter, has a totally downer ending.
  • GneralasGneralas Join Date: 2004-01-20 Member: 25523Members
    The new Dawn of the Dead..they all get killed in the end (i think).
  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BadKarma+Jan 17 2005, 11:54 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BadKarma @ Jan 17 2005, 11:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The Thing, 1982, John Carpenter, has a totally downer ending. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Great film, great, if a little tense and sad, ending.

    I think most of the 'Of The Dead' films have pretty pessimistic endings. I mean by the third film the world has been taken over by zombies, it ain't the happiest of times. People escape, sure, but they have nowhere to go in the world, except for an exotic island if I recall the ending of "Day of the Dead". Helicopters only have so much fuel, too <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    "Land of the Dead" should hopefully be very good.

    I watched "Resident Evil" for the first time last night, and while its pretty much a gung-ho kill millions of zombies action and gore fest, I was glad to see them get taken away at the end of it <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    If you can class the "Alien" films as horror movies rather than scifi, then how about "Alien3"? First off, everyone but Ripley who survied "Aliens" gets instantly killed at the start, foolishly, but thats pretty darn tragic. I consider the start of "Alien3" to be the end of "Aliens". Secondly, at the end of the film all of the prisoners bar one are dead. Ripley is dead. Everyone is bloody dead. That alien killed about 25 people, I counted once. Best one of the lot in my opinion, far more gritty and scary than the rest, and its just so tragic.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    The Alien movies are definitely horror movies. They may be SciFi movies as well, but surely they can fit two genres, can't they? Genres are so limited anyway.
  • NecroticNecrotic Big Girl&#39;s Blouse Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 53Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-AlienCow+Jan 17 2005, 01:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AlienCow @ Jan 17 2005, 01:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Secondly, at the end of the film all of the prisoners bar one are dead. Ripley is dead. Everyone is bloody dead. That alien killed about 25 people, I counted once. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Best quote about Alien3 ever.

    SciFi and horror mix all the time, genres cross all the time, Romantic Comedys, Action Thrillers, and anything with "Epic" at the beginning of it have been around for ages.
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    edited January 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Necrotic+Jan 17 2005, 06:45 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Necrotic @ Jan 17 2005, 06:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Most horror movies have "happy" endings in some respect, Dawn of The Dead (the original not the flashy remake) some of the guys escaped to we don't know where even though the world is still screwed... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It's a pretty open ending, but the implication is that they're screwed. They say they've only got a little fuel left.

    Talking of sci-fi horror, Event Horizon doesn't have a happy ending IIRC.
  • NakedDaveNakedDave Join Date: 2005-01-07 Member: 33294Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+Jan 17 2005, 10:35 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Jan 17 2005, 10:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Talking of sci-fi horror, Event Horizon doesn't have a happy ending IIRC. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Event Horizon did. It was all about redemption and stuff. Happy Ending, in the same vein as "The evil is still out there" happy ending.
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-esuna+Jan 16 2005, 06:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (esuna @ Jan 16 2005, 06:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> When do we get to see the main protagonists die at the end and we get an unhappy ending? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The Exorcist, The Shining[Kinda], Night of the Living Dead[Original], Ju-On. That's all I can think off. As BadKarma said, The Thing has a "no hope" ending.
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-NakedDave+Jan 17 2005, 11:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NakedDave @ Jan 17 2005, 11:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+Jan 17 2005, 10:35 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Jan 17 2005, 10:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Talking of sci-fi horror, Event Horizon doesn't have a happy ending IIRC. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Event Horizon did. It was all about redemption and stuff. Happy Ending, in the same vein as "The evil is still out there" happy ending. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Damn. I remember it wrong, then.
  • NakedDaveNakedDave Join Date: 2005-01-07 Member: 33294Members
    Ohh! I just thought of one. AvP! That movie has the best ending ever. The only surviving human is going to FREEZE TO DEATH IN LESS THAN 4 hours! She are teh screwed!

    But hey, at least she got a cool trinket.

    No seriously, the movie was horrible.
  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    Oh yeh^ Much like the The Thing.
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