Believe It Or Not

WakeWake Join Date: 2003-03-05 Member: 14351Members, Constellation
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<a href='http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4019295.stm' target='_blank'>a 10 years old half chewed toast on eBay</a>

<b>ROFL !</b>

<a href='http://search.ebay.com/toast-mary_W0QQsojsZ1QQfromZR40' target='_blank'>llooooooooooooooooooooooool</a>

Someone please kill me, i just can't stop laughing <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • c4tc4t Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20619Members
    funny, probly goes in off topic though ;D
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  • cortexcortex Join Date: 2003-11-28 Member: 23707Members
    hmmm dont find it funny at all... dunno why just seems so bloody stupid its beyond the point where stupid things become funny...
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  • RobRob Unknown Enemy Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 25Members, NS1 Playtester
    Someone just took a blow torch to that "hello kitty" toast...

    Cheap hack.
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  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    This made my day. I love the guy that had the moses and stick and the guy running in the field.. oh lord. (on <i>toast.</i>)
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  • zodiakzodiak Join Date: 2004-10-30 Member: 32528Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->eBay spokesman Hani Durzy said the company had decided to allow the auction to continue.

    "There's nothing to indicate that the seller isn't willing to give up this cheese sandwich to the highest bidder," he said. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Wonder what that guy was thinking when he got questions about the toast. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • RustySpoonRustySpoon Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18069Members
    Remotely funny, yes....


    (please make topic titels more specific, people...)
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    I actually saw this on the news. Now people putting random crap on eBay get famous across the <i>whole</i> country...
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  • Dorian_GrayDorian_Gray Join Date: 2004-02-15 Member: 26581Members, Constellation
    It made the front page of my paper. Shows you how interesting Edmonton is.

    Its really quite pathetic. I can't believe that that woman actually believed that the sandwich was holy. She = nutcase.
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Dorian Gray+Nov 18 2004, 09:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dorian Gray @ Nov 18 2004, 09:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It made the front page of my paper. Shows you how interesting Edmonton is.

    Its really quite pathetic. I can't believe that that woman actually believed that the sandwich was holy. She = nutcase. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well at least she'll have that piece of TOAST to defend herself with if Vampires ever show up.

    What will YOU have, <i>eh</i>?

    ...

    <span style='color:red'>Disclaimer: Sarcasm.</span>
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  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    I had a gummy bear that looked just like William Jennings Bryan once.


    ...I savored it...
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  • BeastBeast Armonkyi Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15731Members, Constellation
    Just when you thought humanity couldn't get any more stupid. It did. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Vinegar_NinjaVinegar_Ninja Join Date: 2003-01-12 Member: 12211Members
    yea, I didnt think it could get any more stupid after people like you found the internet....
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  • RustySpoonRustySpoon Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18069Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-[JeMaL]Vinegar Ninja+Nov 18 2004, 02:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([JeMaL]Vinegar Ninja @ Nov 18 2004, 02:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> yea, I didnt think it could get any more stupid after people like you found the internet.... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Wait...

    What?
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  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-[JeMaL]Vinegar Ninja+Nov 18 2004, 08:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([JeMaL]Vinegar Ninja @ Nov 18 2004, 08:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> yea, I didnt think it could get any more stupid after people like you found the internet.... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ooooooooh <i> burn</i>.
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  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    burn!

    I still think the giant cheeto wins.
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  • Zero7Zero7 Join Date: 2002-03-10 Member: 301Members
    Oh burn indeed
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  • loofboteloofbote Join Date: 2002-07-15 Member: 948Members
    I don't know about you guys, but I know I sure as hell would love to eat a ten year old holy piece of toast!
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  • HawkeyeHawkeye Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1855Members
    The scary part is that she is going to be rewarded at least a few thousand for this scam, because people are idiots.
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  • kidakida Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13778Members
    I think I'll try something similiar, and make a couple grand at it. I mean, how hard can it be? Your average american is a retard. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-[JeMaL]Vinegar Ninja+Nov 18 2004, 02:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([JeMaL]Vinegar Ninja @ Nov 18 2004, 02:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> yea, I didnt think it could get any more stupid after people like you found the internet.... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Wow, despite choosing the wrong side of the argument, that still owns.

    You don't... <i>support</i> crazy toast lady do you?
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  • HawkeyeHawkeye Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1855Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-kida+Nov 18 2004, 03:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kida @ Nov 18 2004, 03:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I think I'll try something similiar, and make a couple grand at it. I mean, how hard can it be? Your average american is a retard. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    As long as you cut me a slice.

    Ooo! I got it!

    Baby jesus on a chocolate chip cookie! We'll make millions I tell ya!
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Hawkeye+Nov 18 2004, 03:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Hawkeye @ Nov 18 2004, 03:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-kida+Nov 18 2004, 03:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kida @ Nov 18 2004, 03:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I think I'll try something similiar, and make a couple grand at it. I mean, how hard can it be? Your average american is a retard.  <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    As long as you cut me a slice.

    Ooo! I got it!

    Baby jesus on a chocolate chip cookie! We'll make millions I tell ya! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Eating cookies makes baby jesus cry.
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  • marcemarce Join Date: 2004-08-24 Member: 30869Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Duff-Man+Nov 19 2004, 12:00 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Duff-Man @ Nov 19 2004, 12:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I actually saw this on the news. Now people putting random crap on eBay get famous across the <i>whole</i> country... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Actually, she made international news.

    It's sad to say, but a lot of international news outlets jump at the chance to include an American Nutcase somewhere in their lineup. It's popular belief that all Americans are stupid. Challenge people on this and they say, "Oh, of course not every American. Just most of them".

    Le sigh
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  • HawkeyeHawkeye Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1855Members
    Well most people are saying she's stupid, however I would like to refute that fact and say that she's actually pretty clever for figuring out a way to make a quick couple thousand bucks in her pocket. Rightly deserved money.

    The dumb people are the ones actually buying it. Survival of the fittest. If people pay 2000 for their half-eaten grilled cheese sandwiches, then let them die broke and with a full stomach.
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  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    You know, if you eat that sandwich you'll become immortal!


    ...Or have diarrhea for a week.
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  • chosen_chaoschosen_chaos Join Date: 2004-11-17 Member: 32851Members
    lottery winning holy toast?

    god is to kind
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  • SuddenFearSuddenFear Join Date: 2003-06-21 Member: 17571Members
    I once found a pickled onion that had the face of Jesus.

    Didn't think about eBay until <i>after</i> I ate it. But damn, it was succulent.
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  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    I love it when I get to use these.
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    This toast hath saveth thine sole. My shoe is very greatfull and he told me to change my avatar, if this toast has saved you or one of your loved ones, support the toast!
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  • IBTIBT Join Date: 2003-10-22 Member: 21879Members
    to a non religious guy.
    this is halarious!

    holy toast... we ARE just too stupid.
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