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<div class="IPBDescription">Why arsonide is screwed, royally....</div>Ok I have 30 math assignments, 2 chapters of programming, 2 physics labs, and a biology lab, all due tommorrow, literally, any suggestions? I've gotten 4 hours of sleep in the past 48 hours and I have not started on any of the work
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(If you got it all today, please read below)
Step 1a - Bribery, some teachers will accept this
Step 2 - Good excuses, and this does not include "My Dog ate it!"
Step 3 - Art Skills: Skilly 'edit' your paper to make it look like some unfortunate accident was bestowed on it on the way to class
Step 4 - Pray like hell you stay awake, finish it and slip some money in for marks <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
Hope this helps, and kids : Dont do this at home! These are trained professionals in a closed environment!
If you can read this, you should be doing something important.
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/me eats more hot dogs from Infect0rs avatars.